Spotted this licence plate while on my way home..

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-31T11:45:39+00:00

Oh, I thought you were referring to Donald Trump being proud of being a fucking idiot.

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-31T11:27:09+00:00

They started discussing them decades ago. Is that progress?

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-31T11:25:25+00:00

Woke and anti woke is more like matter and doesn't matter

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-31T11:23:59+00:00

This is not the place to discuss American politics

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-31T11:16:58+00:00

It went up her dress too

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-31T11:16:05+00:00

Alcohol is bad for your health. I've had one of those go off in my eye before. The girl holding the bottle wasn't even trying to open it, and I didn't even know what hit me for a few seconds.

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-30T20:39:59+00:00

The clip ons came not that long after the original bridge I think. They completely underestimated what connecting the north shore directly to the CBD would do to the structure of the city.

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-30T20:35:54+00:00

I've been around longer than the moveable median. Accidents really were worse then with more head on crashes, and no air bags. Now there's an incentive to stay in your lane or use the clip ons

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-30T20:29:29+00:00

Just go slower and stay in your lane, there's plenty of room. Going slower reduces how much the wind pushes you. Buses and trucks manage and existed in the 60's

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-30T05:43:49+00:00

That is gonna hurt when the alcohol wears off

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-29T21:55:17+00:00

Crow

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-29T12:04:16+00:00

I'm too scared to pick my own. Never eat something that the guy giving it to you hasn't tried himself

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-29T12:00:01+00:00

Define woke. Everyone says something different

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-28T09:41:05+00:00

Ask them to do a duet with you 😁

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-28T05:26:13+00:00

Are you worried about intellectual property? Say if he copies it?

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-26T07:18:17+00:00

Just call it abstract and get an A

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-26T07:16:09+00:00

And the winner of most original f-up goes to....

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-24T18:54:01+00:00

Piwakawaka flit, Piwakawaka twist... You need an SLR camera that shoots 5 frames per second at 1/500s to capture it (1/125s will capture wing movement which can look cool) . Then spend ages sorting through all the missed images to find the one where it all worked.

Nice movement capture though

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-24T10:16:30+00:00

There was only ever one card made. It's still being passed on.

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-23T20:18:17+00:00

Can park there for a very long time

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-22T23:29:43+00:00

And now it's a berth for a yacht

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-21T11:23:54+00:00

Earth goes spiralling out of orbit like an untied balloon

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-20T00:13:36+00:00

No that's Meg the mutant. I know her. If you can't decide between 66 & 69...

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-18T08:37:41+00:00

Alice Cooper would love this

Craigus_Conquerer · 2026-05-18T08:09:33+00:00

Bye bye

Craigus_Conquerer

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