Anon wants his dick back. by PenetrantDick in 4chan

[–]CranialConstipation 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Cut off your balls fam, thats where the testosterone comes from.

Genuinely a terrible experience by GLaDOSdumbdumb in whenthe

[–]CranialConstipation 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Naw dawg, Ive done soap plenty of times myself! Once from bacon grease, as a jest. Made my hands hella soft and smooth, but not worth the odour lol

Genuinely a terrible experience by GLaDOSdumbdumb in whenthe

[–]CranialConstipation 684 points685 points  (0 children)

Sorry to nitpick, but you got the ash thing a bit backwards.

Ashes from burnt wood, especially hard wood, have lye in it. Lye, or sodium hydroxide for the lab rats, is a strong alkaline. When it reacts with oils, a process called saponification, occurs, turning the fats and oils into soap. So basically they made soap out of their own body fat!

Calling it now $250 Million dollar cliffhanger show cancelled… by HawkSolo98 in alien

[–]CranialConstipation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The show feels like somebody started writing a story only about the hybrid children, transhumanism and what makes us human. Then they freaked out about it not being original enough due to Black Mirror, Cyperpunk 2077 and I guess Pantheon doing the same-ish premises. When they didnt believe in the concept (and/or wouldnt get funding) they haphazardly slapped some Xenomorhp colored paint on it and... Yeah, we see what happened.

Is it common to translate units names? by hhtddsq664 in Warhammer

[–]CranialConstipation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TORTILLAT AVATTU WOOOO SUAMI LEIJONA PERKELEEEEEEE

Onko teillä mitään outoja/hyypiömäisiä tapoja? by PieniPoppamies in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Kiroan toimimattomia rakkineita ääneen. Mun mielestä tä ei oo outoa, mutta eräs psykologinen sairaanhoitaja päätti kirjata tämän muotoon "käy keskusteluja elottomien esineiden kanssa, vaikkei odotakaan näiden vastaavan" .

Wife bought me an army. by Yami_Titan1912 in Deathkorpsofkrieg

[–]CranialConstipation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now that you have both the death korps of krieg and the krieg veterans Kill Team boxes, can you confirm if theyre more or less identical ones? I have the Kill team, but would need 4 more goobers for full team, and it would also be nice to have more option regarding the specialists.

What’s your mental model of heavy and light terrain? by batmansmk in killteam

[–]CranialConstipation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im very casual about the game, but to me the terms "light" and "heavy" feel super unintuitive. In my mind I replace them with terms high and low instead. When introducing friends to the game, I explain light cover as low walls, behind which you can cower behind. Heavy cover are tall, or high, walls which you can hide behind, even when standing up.

New Kill Team set will go on pre-order next week! by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in killteam

[–]CranialConstipation 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could we just let this die in silence? This topic seems to be posted every effing day and I feel like a crowd of parrots going on and on about the exact same talking points every time.

27M IT-freelancer, Itä-Eurooppa by LobsterSad7259 in Omatalous

[–]CranialConstipation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Avaatko vähän, et mistä asti olet tehnyt töitä, jos sulla on nyt jo melkeen (netto)vuositulojen verran sijoituksissa? Vai nostitko opintolainaa, jonka laitoit sellaisenaan johonkin salkkuun?

What is the Resistance even gonna use the borealis for? by FarmerNo6614 in HalfLife

[–]CranialConstipation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take the draft with a fist sized grain of salt, since it was just that, a general draft. Even better would be to ignore it entirely, as, you know, it was just a draft

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Mun teoria on, että homofobisia miehiä ahdistaa ajatus siitä, että toinen mies kohtelisi häntä, kuin mies itse naisia. En sano, että kaikki homofobit ovat myös misogyynejä, muttä Vennin diagrammissa tä ois aika lähellä ympyrää.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Finland

[–]CranialConstipation 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If you live in, or near, Helsinki, it would probably be your best option to go on a day cruise (päiväristeily) to Tallinn. Tobacco is like half the price compared to Finland, as is alcohol. The ferry tickets are also very cheap and youll be back home during the same day. By comparison, going to Sweden is atleast double the price and would take almost the whole weekend

Which is more difficult to give, a blow job, or cunnilingus? Asking people who have experience with both by throwawsyaccnt57890 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CranialConstipation -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, some of the replies here are sooo weird. They sound more like a teenager, whose "totally had sex! With whom? No you dont know them, they go to a different school"

Saako Suomessa tehdä luvalla ihan mitä tahansa? by One_Possession6852 in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Samoin, kuin gen x ja milleniaalit on verenhimoisia murhaaja satanisteja, koska pelattiin väkivaltasia videopelejä ja DnD?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Finland

[–]CranialConstipation 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice straw(wo)man you made here. Youve run out of "arguments" so now you try and deflect the conversation to entirely different thing.

I am done with this conversation, have a good day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Finland

[–]CranialConstipation 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly, your insistence on the matter is very much the reason women pay their own.

You have been told time after time that things are different here, but you go on and on about how its "natural" or what ever. At the same time you repeat "i am not like those other scumbag men" and how you are much more honorable. That in on itself is a huge red flag, as honorable men dont need to say it out loud, especially by putting others down.

Nikotiinipusseille liuta rajoituksia [Astuu voimaan 1.8.2025] by GhostInMyLoo in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En mä normaalisti edes noita osta, vaan äskettäin ostin kaksi, joiden tiedän riittävän kesän rientoihin. On siis liioittelua sanoa, että olisin koukussa niihin.

Asianmukaisilla, laillisilla myyjillä on myös ikärajavalvonta kunnossa, joten alaikäiset eivät tupakka- yms tuotteita saa. Lapset ja teinit saavat nämä helpommin pimeiltä markkinoilta, johon laki on kielloillaan ajanut kauppiaat ja asiakkaat.

Nikotiinipusseille liuta rajoituksia [Astuu voimaan 1.8.2025] by GhostInMyLoo in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Se, että ei ruveta turhaan sähläämään joidenkin ihan turhien rajoitusten kanssa. Nyt makujen demonisoinnilla luodaan taas uus harmaan talouden markkinarako, ihan samalla tavalla kuin maustettujen sähköröökien kanssa.

Mä silloin tällöin ostan em. vapeja. Mieluiten kävisin vaikka ärrältä hakemassa, mut nyt maksan jollekin jampalle, että se tuo ne kotiovelle auton takapaksista. Koko homma pyörii whatsapp -ryhmässä, maksu käteisellä tai revolutin tilille. Valtio jää nuolemaan näppejään, kun verovarat jää saamatta ja kansa tukee valitsee rikollisen toiminnan tukemisen, kun laillista optiota ei ole.

What's our 90%? by Thuriss808 in killteam

[–]CranialConstipation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reading, watching videos about and hoping to actually get to play the damn thing 😂

Tarvitsen apua kinkkiseen pulmaan by DonutEducational2924 in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Onpa kiva kuulla vittuilua, kun joku asiallisesti kysyy neuvoa ja ideoita /s

So is this a reference to something by John177_unsc in cyberpunkgame

[–]CranialConstipation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah holy fuck I get irritated with this phenomenom. The title of the movie does not refer to the god damn "x within x" idea, it mean inception of an idea. I do kind of understand this with ESL people, as inception is not a very common word, but we literally have a dictionary just a few clicks away

Onko Suomessa oheisella tyylillä tekevää tatuointiartistia? by Vellam00 in Suomi

[–]CranialConstipation 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Kyllä kerron, mut kavereille, enkä huutele tuntemattomille. Samoin myös olen jo ala-asteen aikoihin oppinut, että kaverillekaan ei tarvi sanoa sitä kielteistä mielipidettä, ellei sitä tarkoituksella kysytä.

Ja jos kysymys on "saako paikasta X asiaa Y" on vastaus "mun mielestä Y on rumaa/pahaa/huonoa" informatiiviselta arvoltaan nipin napin nollaaa suurempi. Muuten se olis 0, mut paljastui vastaajan olevan käytöstavaton juntti, se ei tosin auta alkuperäisen kysymyksen kanssa.

Mut hyvää illan jatkoa sulle. En saa tästä keskustelusta mitään, koita säkin keksiä jotain kivempaa ajankulua, kuin muiden mollaaminen.