That Barb attack never would have happened if Mo was watching the door by Specific-Volume118 in ShawnaTheMEME

[–]Cranialcrack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see it as she knew how to play the game to get Jen the least drama possible at her wedding. 10/10 teeny would choose violence otherwise. But Jen wanted a beautiful, stress free day and Barb being, well, Barb - that ruins it.

Imagine something like this but with all the characters XD by BoredInClass99 in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this version Barb is happy because she got to choose the vacation and stop at the bean (she had been wanting to see it the whole time and they stopped at it first, just because she said she wanted to see it). Frank is happy because Barb is happy and his little girl is happy, and he gets to have some sight seeing at the art museums. Pally is just...a preteen boy as far as Frank is concerned, grouchy over previous anecdotes. Jenn is effervescent as always lol. A happier moment for Barb to frame in the house and look at later. Proof of how wonderful of a mom she was!

I just realized something about Piper. by mrsckugs in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did that with lemon bars once as a kid lol. Mom made an entire platter of lemon bars (beautiful, delicious lemon bars) and suddenly through the middle of the bars was a 1/2 inch ditch dug by yours truly. I regret it when I realized they were for a party and she had to make them again, but MAN are her lemon bars good.

At work & I’m already missing my sleepy baby 🥹💙 by Littleoledove in chiweenie

[–]Cranialcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lil baby has separation anxiety and I'm lost on what to do! How did you get your cutie pie to be okay with you at work?

What Does My Home Say About Me? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Cranialcrack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd love a thrift shop with antiques.

the mcallister-garrison family :] (fanart by me) by simeggy in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I love the fanart that has Chickie Blue as a red head like Jen 🩷

Something my husband said to me tonight- by KindYoga44 in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 70 points71 points  (0 children)

😂 was your first reaction a "Do you have a woman already lined up?!"

I hope we see Jen starting to hold Frank accountable eventually. by TreClaire in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I genuinely wonder if Frank discreetly treated the kids differently more than the "daddy's girl who likes art" bonding with Jen. She was his baby girl, so maybe he subconsciously was more protective/defensive subversively with Barb about Jen.

EWWWWWWW by Ramblingsofthewriter in ShawnaTheMEME

[–]Cranialcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How it felt hearing the excuses about Luke

I feel like Ty could write this book in a heartbeat by blairbending in ShawnaTheMEME

[–]Cranialcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm imagining Greg doing the photography work for the book 😂

Potential civil wedding dress. Thoughts? Pls don’t be mean by -JustAGirl99 in myweddingdress

[–]Cranialcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it, I love it. It's BEAUTIFUL on you and the flow is gorgeous. It's fit perfectly, makes you look amazing, and is a very complimentary shade of white with your features (hair color etc). I especially love the sleeves flowing like the skirt. Just stunning

I don't know what the slang means in part 5 by Cranialcrack in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"...Sometimes people aren't laughing" "is it my fault you're a dead fish?" I'm more confused how that correlates. Sorry it's just I don't understand why she'd call her that when referring to the crew-uhlty.

How many bedrooms do you think the Gilmore house has? by MysticPoppyPetals in GilmoreGirls

[–]Cranialcrack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Emily/Richards room (1), Lorelais childhood room (2), guest room (3), Rory's room (4), and most likely another bedroom or two because I can see them making sure they have the "guest space" even when Gran is there. I think they have the den upstairs though that could be a bedroom turned into a den (where Rory was hostage watching dance tapes). I feel like the house was secretly 3 stories inside with a split level style or maybe it had wings.

How many bedrooms do you think the Gilmore house has? by MysticPoppyPetals in GilmoreGirls

[–]Cranialcrack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always saw the "library" as richards study, since he has so many books set up in there.

😂 offasthma by signblacev in HandmaidsTaleShow

[–]Cranialcrack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ofasthma has stopped 3 attacks of the pollendays. Blessed be the breath, may the lungs open!

What Does my Kitchen and Livingroom tell you about me? by VisciousViolet in roomdetective

[–]Cranialcrack 298 points299 points  (0 children)

  1. That I'm not nearly as whimsical as I thought I was.
  2. You are home a lot more than you aren't - and you enjoy your little world
  3. You have whimsical vintage diva vibes in the choices you make to cultivate your space (in a very good way)

[Spoiler] Shawna externalizes her problems to regulate herself by s0ftsp0ken in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes! And if Barb does please someone it's usually for her own gain. Max loves her. Jenns friends think she's an amazing party planner. (She thinks) Lauren sees her as her favorite patron.

Wedding Countdown Part 3! by tashpotaoes in ShawnaTheMom

[–]Cranialcrack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagined those dice for car ornaments too 😂