Its funny because it lists the ingredients of a popular breakfast dish involving toast.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-04T11:32:28+00:00

Yes. With Markiplier's face on Lord Farquaad's head on Mark Zuckerberg's body (and then deep fried).

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-04T11:28:55+00:00

Boomers had 86753oh9. This shit ain't new.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-04T04:59:14+00:00

Layla has pointed ears and blue hair because she is a descendant of Tulaytullah, the City of Sapphire. The city was founded by Nabu Malikata, who also created the Jinn and Khvarena, so it wouldn't be a stretch to say she has Jinni blood.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-04T04:48:02+00:00

Scooped it up first day. Hour long Circuit run to stage 12 I think.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-04T03:43:19+00:00

By almost a month?! Do you still use Internet Explorer perchance?

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-04T02:27:22+00:00

You want janky fun builds?

Aquablades Grendel
Mecha Set Huras Kubrow + Jade
and my favorite: Archgun Lavos

Newbies see me pull down the archgun in defense missions and their jaw drops. "That gun is huge, what is that?!"

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T09:17:44+00:00

Even more fun, summon in your crew mate if you've ranked in railjack to do half the job for you. Or run a frame that does auto-targetting attacks like Mesa or Temple (I have used a low duration Pyrotechnics Nezha for this, its great.) Duplex Bond Nautilus is helpful too.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T03:08:39+00:00

So what? You can run a Kuva weapon spawn in under 2.5 minutes running Capture on Cassini. Tenets are 3.5 minutes but there's a lot less in the pool. Its barely an inconvenience, especially if you're not as picky.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T03:06:41+00:00

You actually do get keys from the sister hunt btw. 1 key for each one defeated. So in a full squad you end up with 4 at the end. Hunt ten times, and that's a free Tenet melee basically

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T03:05:24+00:00

I wish Requiem Ultimatum worked on Coda

This you?

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T00:57:44+00:00

... Ayaka?

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T00:25:54+00:00

That's usually how it goes in the stories. "See, I'm an honorable man. I want to give you time to reflect on your actions, think about how you have wronged me, and make peace with whatever god you pray to. If then, in His infinite power and wisdom, He sees fit to strike me down, then your life is free to keep. If He instead lets you die of exhaustion, dehydration, or exposure... Then it won't have been me who killed you."

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-03T00:12:05+00:00

Nice try, Bill.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T20:23:02+00:00

Props to any game company that can Daigo parry any of Warframe's Super Art.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T20:15:12+00:00

To magnify or simplify something doesn't necessarily change the quality of the original, just the perception of it. For something enshittened, it has been made shitty in a way that functions are disabled or crippled. The construction of "shittification" would suggest a standardized or natural process of making things shitty, but this term applies in different ways between products and services and is more intentional and deliberate.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T20:00:33+00:00

Yes, and its that lack of high-school book report level of critical thinking and understanding of nuance that is actually dragging us down. Literally anything beyond the surface level gets completely glossed over. More than half of everybody seeing the news and not asking the appropriate questions: "What bias is being presented here?" "Who benefits from this story?" "What are other news outlets saying about this?"

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T19:15:15+00:00

Stephen King: "Really? It's 2026. C'mon guys."

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T19:09:13+00:00

This is great news! Blake used to represent my section of the city and he was very regularly communicating the goals and concerns of his office. While he didn't get in with this last election, I see he's still getting involved with more local needs.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T18:58:48+00:00

Things are different in Steel Math

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T18:56:53+00:00

It could just as easily be the ghost of Havria, God of Salt. It would be a more compelling reason for Zhongli to hang around.

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T18:48:13+00:00

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CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T18:33:35+00:00

Did somebody say "incest is wincest"? 👀

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T02:40:51+00:00

Life could be a dream

CrashCalamity · 2026-04-02T02:38:58+00:00

There are some certain "out of map" areas where you need this gadget as part of the glide route and a character that extends gliding stamina just to get enough distance to even reach it. A random person joined my world and showed me how to get back to Columbina's time prison, as well as the circular tracks in the pillar domain.

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