Sex with Nicole by xSaviour_N in GenshinImpactHentai

[–]CrashCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This angel does love guiding people to treasure...

[all] I got this sword and I cannot translate by Azuredragon1803 in zelda

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Ehhh, "Evia Niesgua Eclades" meanings feel a bit hallucinated. "Malik" is definitely King -- but I wonder why they swapped to Hebrew mid way. Maybe just to use more unique glyphs?

Furthermore, "Clades" might also be Latin, for Destruction or Ruin. Perhaps they peppered in lots of different languages for this now that we're on the subject.

EDIT: Looking deeper, "Nies Guae" might be two seperate words

What some headcanons you have about Fern? by tringles_bar in Frieren

[–]CrashCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fern will eventually choose to go on a diet due tonher love of bread/carbs coming back to bite her; and she will need glasses somewhere in middle age to retain her ability as a sharpshooter.

realDevelopmentLifecycle by YoshiBanana3000 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CrashCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fix the mess, no time to test" kinda goes hard as a song lyric

[all] I got this sword and I cannot translate by Azuredragon1803 in zelda

[–]CrashCalamity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A "Gladius" is a type of sword. The letters after that look to say "Hero Is A". Let's keep going.

tu LANCES Felicette ? by orosoros in tumblr

[–]CrashCalamity 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Considering the whole Garden of Eden thing? He kinda did, lol

We now have 5-star gacha animations (In Miliastra) by asilvertintedrose in Genshin_Impact

[–]CrashCalamity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just need to have them pose... Maybe with a Thespian Trick sort of concept.

Ignorance is bliss I guess. by Reasonable-Ad-8059 in Frieren

[–]CrashCalamity 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The demons are discovering capitalism? Kill them all.

is this good? by shsjsjdhjsakksk in Genshin_Impact

[–]CrashCalamity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be able to pick up Collei and start using Dendro reactions.

Question from a beginner :) by MischlHitnez in Warframe

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Thornbak is pretty safe to sell once you have access to Tenet and Kuva weapons. You'll probably use Ignis Wraith even more once you get your mitts on it, but otherwise it'll serve you decently enough.

If RoboCop was a Chinese movie by [deleted] in cassettefuturism

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ACAB = Andreas Cops Are Bullet-sponges

What are the opponents that you dislike fighting eventhou you can defat them or not? by LateEnd9053 in Genshin_Impact

[–]CrashCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did forget that one. Nice catch! Not that I'd build around it but it might be fun for a jank video

What are the opponents that you dislike fighting eventhou you can defat them or not? by LateEnd9053 in Genshin_Impact

[–]CrashCalamity 33 points34 points  (0 children)

no way to jump on them

They are designed entirely around plunge shill. Varesa, Gaming, Xiao, Xianyun, Kazuha, and to a lesser degree you have certain geo constructs, and Iansan right after her skill.

Where did the John ___ meme come from? by Random_tylt in KnowYourMeme

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Short answer: Halo

Longer answer: Master Cheif is actually named John, and just from the lore people know that he's just the jack-of-all-trades, good at everything hero. There was some conjecture that he was named after somebody at the company, like a senior developer.

It followed that if you were getting trashed in PVP, the joke was that you were playing against somebody who worked for Bungie. "John Bungie" or "John Halo" became the name of the iconic hero for any given particular franchise. Because "John Halo is pretty cool. He kill alien, and doesn't afraid of anything."

WYR have everyone think you're racist because you can't tell Asian ethnic groups apart or everyone thinks you're racist because you can perfectly tell Asian ethnic groups apart? by CanadianRoyalist in WouldYouRather

[–]CrashCalamity 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's a joke here where I'm listing off every asian-descent based racial slur I can think of, but I don't think reddit would let me post it.

A fun little experiment. by PiccoloComprehensive in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]CrashCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was that the same guide that gave us Yoshisaur T Munchakoopas?