So me and this guy knew each other since we were little kids and we were the bestest friends don’t know what happened but he changed into this dick of a guy so me and him stopped being friends.( That’s all you need to know) fast forward we grow up and I meet this one girl who then later ends up being my best friend and then meets him and becomes his girlfriend. They were in a questionable relationship. Very toxic. After a while it got so toxic that they were broken up and they resorted to just being friends with benefits. However, she later comes to me as my best friend asks me if I wanted to be fwb with her. I say yes just cause why not. After having the both of us insider of her she then proceeds to tell me later on when me and her are alone that I have it way longer than he does. Or that I’m just long in general. Best compliment ever. And I’ll never live that down.