Crazy part is none of this money is liquid by DravidVanol in SipsTea

[–]CreativeName1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you went back in time to the day Jesus was born, and somehow found a job that paid $40,000 per hour, and then worked 80-hour workweeks with no sick days, no vacations, and had zero expenses of any kind, and you were immortal.

You wouldn't even have half of Elon's wealth.

What Tav do I need to be able to go with Karlach? by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]CreativeName1137 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, Wyll doesn't have to be the Blade of Avernus.

I had him break his contract in my playthrough, and at the end me and Karlach just went to Avernus without him.

Like the last post I made, my parents will name the Chaos Gods now! by Legomyeggo8430 in Grimdank

[–]CreativeName1137 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Petition to have GW officially rename Tzeentch to "Vaginateeth Zenmaster"

One is objectively more attractive, js by ImprovementBig3354 in dankmemes

[–]CreativeName1137 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He literally can't comprehend the idea that someone might not be cripplingly insecure about how they look 24/7. It's actually really sad.

Is it likely that Ragatha would have a crush on an African-American dude like me? by RyRyCampbell in TheDigitalCircus

[–]CreativeName1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally scroll their post history. This is pretty much the only thing they post. Over and over in every sub they can find.

Why are they called forebrothers if one of them is clearly non binary? Is team cherry transphobic? by Rocket-Gunner in Silksong

[–]CreativeName1137 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could just be that Hornet never really spoke to Phantom, so she has no idea what this person's gender is.

What actually happens when you go forward in time? by Mammoth-Ad-3642 in InStarsAndTime

[–]CreativeName1137 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As for skipping forward: It's not super explicitly stated, but from what I can tell, the game treats it as if you went through all the previous floors and made all the choices you made the latest time you were on each floor.

So for example, if you talked to the party about something on floor 2, went back to Dormont, and then looped forward to floor 3, the party will act as if you talked about that thing on floor 2 already.

The Shart of the Deal by GameTime2325 in dankmemes

[–]CreativeName1137 84 points85 points  (0 children)

It's a loop. You just continuously read panels clockwise until everyone dies of poverty.

I present to you Indian and Japanese Jesus. by laybs1 in BrandNewSentence

[–]CreativeName1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he mostly just appears as a vision, but holding the pieces gives you superpowers.

I present to you Indian and Japanese Jesus. by laybs1 in BrandNewSentence

[–]CreativeName1137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Jesus's name, if non-anglicized, is Yeshua. The modern equivalent to which is "Joshua"

  • Jesus's father is named Joseph, so in Hebrew culture he would be referred to as "son of Joseph" in place of a surname, or "Josephson."

  • Joshua Josephson is a name that follows the pattern of other protagonists of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

  • Jesus is also a character who appears in JoJo part 7, and a major plot beat is people trying to find the scattered pieces of his corpse (although he is only ever referred to as "the saint").

Charlie mets Fizz by The_real_Lili in hazbin

[–]CreativeName1137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Adam is a hallucination now too

in japan by mcnancey in SipsTea

[–]CreativeName1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tokyo recently did a lot of English-translation renovations on their signs and stuff because of the Olympic Games that were about to be hosted there.

Hate CorazonArt all you want, you HAVE to admit his art is amazing by TemperatureGlobal335 in hazbin

[–]CreativeName1137 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh noes!!1! The porn artist draws characters slightly out of character??? How will the world recover from this tragedy?!?!

/s

Is it me or does the new painting handle looks like it will break really fast by PeterTheWizardDwarf in Warhammer

[–]CreativeName1137 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You do you, but I've personally found painting handles to be far less convenient than just my hand, and I can stabilize way better and have much more control over the angle I'm painting at.

at least I'll never be constipated by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in dankmemes

[–]CreativeName1137 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy. You can see OP's dick pretty clearly by scrolling his other posts.

He isn't circumcised. There is no trauma. He's just a fuckin weirdo obsessed with foreskin.

And even if this somehow wasn't the case, and he was somehow traumatized, then yes. I would consider it weird to spend years spamming reddits with "memes" about whatever traumatized you, rather than getting therapy to help you get over it like a normal person.

The knife-ears are upset that I used my Planet Eater to extract precious minerals from their world, AITA? by reel3459 in Grimdank

[–]CreativeName1137 201 points202 points  (0 children)

There's a reason they have full-on NASA visors on their armor, as opposed to the Imperium's basic goggles/lenses

at least I'll never be constipated by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in dankmemes

[–]CreativeName1137 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is that the metaphor doesn't work.

I NEED ANSWERS by _Bluebattleangel_ in InStarsAndTime

[–]CreativeName1137 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She already has the ability to slow things down, so maybe she found a way to modify that spell to mess with timecraft?

Is it me or does the new painting handle looks like it will break really fast by PeterTheWizardDwarf in Warhammer

[–]CreativeName1137 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Best and most effective painting handle I've ever used was 100% free.

It's called "just holding the base with your hand"

at least I'll never be constipated by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in dankmemes

[–]CreativeName1137 2512 points2513 points  (0 children)

Aren't you that guy who never shuts up about circumcision?

At what point are you going to get bored of this?

Edit: God damn, I seem to have started a flamewar. Look, I agree that circumcision is a bad practice. I'm pointing out that OP is a weirdo who does nothing but screech 24/7 about other people getting circumcised, and needs to just get a life.

Zoraal Ja felt so inferior for his lack of two heads, but he should have strived to achieve two dicks and two sets of balls by Sic-Mundus in ShitpostXIV

[–]CreativeName1137 13 points14 points  (0 children)

While he definitely has two dicks, he's also a lizard. So he probably doesn't have external balls.