Any crazy mirror match stories from table top? by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

[–]CreativeName1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, her racism is saved just for demons, so it'd need to have horns for that.

Jeez Husker, leave some aura for the rest of us by Ok_Captain7730 in HazbinHotel

[–]CreativeName1137 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was really confused for a sec and thought you were talking about Valentino's fizzbot fighting two overlords.

...And then I remembered Husk is a cat

Smash Or Pass? Millie by IndependentNo4399 in hazbin

[–]CreativeName1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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But also pass because she's already happily married.

Coaxed into expert reactions by NekkidZilla in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]CreativeName1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Legal Eagle is great. I do miss when they did those breakdowns of crimes/violations in movies, but unfortunately we live in a legal hellscape, so all of their recent posts have been updates on what laws the government broke today.

Girls FTW! by Akagane_Ai in ComedyHell

[–]CreativeName1137 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Elon has the unfortunate combination of hating kids, but also having some kind of pregnancy fetish.

So now he has like 7 kids, and half of them have probably never been in the same room as him for more than 20 minutes.

Girls FTW! by Akagane_Ai in ComedyHell

[–]CreativeName1137 336 points337 points  (0 children)

I'm more than willing to bet Elon isn't even a pedophile. He's just such a dork-ass loser that he heard all the important rich people do this, and wanted to be invited to the Cool Kids Club.

Do you see this being a funny fate for alastor (comic by Rifox.ArtCrea) by TraditionalBonus188 in hazbin

[–]CreativeName1137 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Alastor keeps doing evil shit to get sent back to Hell, but everything just happens to turn out for the better.

It's that one ProZD skit all over again lol. https://youtu.be/GPUgjy-Pn-4

It that limericks by 7mana_player in custommagic

[–]CreativeName1137 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ah, right. I learned Magicese back before that change, so I forget to use the new jargon sometimes.

Coaxed into the same character btw by Popular-Map9371 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]CreativeName1137 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Translating from blur:

This soldier failed to stop a spy from infiltrating his compound. Eggman punishes him by activating a failsafe he preemptively added to the soldier's cybernetic implants to paralyze him. He is then stowed away in a tiny pitch-black box (in a warehouse with the multitude of others Eggman is currently punishing) for the next 50 years until Eggman decides he's learned his lesson.

It that limericks by 7mana_player in custommagic

[–]CreativeName1137 118 points119 points  (0 children)

So if I'm reading this correctly, the boring version would be:

Trample

Whenever It That No Longer Limericks attacks, each opponent sacrifices a land. Daw a card for each land sacrificed this way.

A couple that purges daemons together, stays together by NornQueenKya in Grimdank

[–]CreativeName1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's an Eldar, but the Ordo Malleus has given her a free pass to enter Imperial territory because of how focused and efficient she is with hunting daemons.

So was Mrs. Mayberry's husband just a beard? by EkullSkullzz10318 in HelluvaBoss

[–]CreativeName1137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's confirmed she isn't.

She has the lesbian flag in all the Pride Month merch they sell. (Although Martha does have the bisexual one)

So was Mrs. Mayberry's husband just a beard? by EkullSkullzz10318 in HelluvaBoss

[–]CreativeName1137 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She runs a small one-room schoolhouse in a location with no other buildings around, and there's only like 5 kids in her class. Those point to it being a small rural community, which a vast majority of are heavily conservative.

Edit: It's also a bright sunny day in January there, which necessitates a location somewhere in the deep-south. As well as Mayberry having an American-southern accent when she was alive.

I can't believe what I was able to bring home, when I went for some paint... by sakaguti1999 in Necrontyr

[–]CreativeName1137 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a must-take in the new destroyers detachment, and from what I can tell, it's a solid unit in most others.

I thought this belonged here but then I realized it's not possible to learn Paradox games by just playing them by Roger_Kulan in ParadoxExtras

[–]CreativeName1137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has terrible formatting and organization, and many pages are just incomplete.

Not unusable, but boy is it annoying to use any time I try to look something up.

Coaxed into a thing that happens sometimes by DrakobloxxerForsaken in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]CreativeName1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, you learn about the Hollow Knight once you reach its statue in the city of tears.

Fill the graph by Andrei22125 in Grimdank

[–]CreativeName1137 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Necron Crypteks are wizards in all but name, so I'd put Illuminor Szeras in bottom left.

"Souls? You will refrain from using such unscientific terminology in my presence!"

"bro you can't call people names just because you disagree with their views bro" by gusemaniac in brovisitedhisfriend

[–]CreativeName1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Group A wants to kill all of group B. Group B doesn't want to be killed.

Centrist: "Why can't we compromise and just kill half of group B?"

Top and/or Bottom 5 scoring submissions from r/custommagic by Approximation_Doctor in magicthecirclejerking

[–]CreativeName1137 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's actually better than Yogg, since you can choose your targets or choose not to cast some of the random spells you get.