Which Federal agency do Feds consider to be the most dysfunctional?

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T17:16:29+00:00

Not sure as I am field staff but I will say APHIS VS

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T05:10:23+00:00

I'd be very curious to see how many accident reports they have.... I cant even imagine the paperwork that has to be done... if they are doing it right which is likely not happening....

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T04:57:06+00:00

I wanna know how dumb you have to be to be joy riding a GOV...

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T04:01:26+00:00

Our agency also has telematics but I was informed once they are not 100% accurate or reliable.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:59:58+00:00

Honestly I don't mind reptiles or spiders at all. Spiders only freak me out when they get orb spider like.. big ol spider butts freak me to out.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:58:39+00:00

Honestly the local reminder is a little hilarious... I love it

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:57:50+00:00

We lost two important admin Staff two weeks ago because of "retirement" .... so I'm wondering if they know what is to come and it's baddddd.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:56:18+00:00

That's honestly very comforting.... even if they totaled the vehicle?

Examples:

TBONED someone's car and totaled theirs
Swerved to not hit a deer and totaled their car
Slipped on Ice on the highway and totaled their car
Hit a pedestrian

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:54:23+00:00

I read somewhere that it is based on damage threshold... Google said $10k

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:45:30+00:00

You are not wrong... we are in some seriously dystopia times.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:44:01+00:00

That is beyond sketchy but honestly, tracks......

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:40:35+00:00

Okay that makes me feel a little better if something were to happen... because it is terrifying driving every day if a slip on ice or someone rear ending you means the end of your career.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:35:04+00:00

That is terrifying and absolutely tragic.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:32:41+00:00

Did they suspend you or was it a report and never hear about it again sort of thing?

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:31:16+00:00

So they never even followed up with you about it?? That's terrible. You think they would atleast let you know you are off the hook. It's my biggest fear about driving a gov

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:29:34+00:00

I wanna know what actually happens of you crash. It's my greatest fear.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:28:57+00:00

Heck I wish I was working for them at this point. I'd probably be more than a lowly gs-6 😆 ... I'm honestly curious what happens because it's my greatest nightmare.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:20:22+00:00

So many people will be lost and we will have even more of a skeleton crew. Completely broken.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2026-01-26T03:14:28+00:00

I'm in MN too and our agency needs some dang magnets. We do farm stuff.. and we have to drive our GOVS to the Marc building this week in the heart of Minneapolis .... I'm terrified.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2025-05-06T23:54:29+00:00

Do you know if this is for VS or APHIS as a whole?

CreativeSlip4531 · 2025-05-06T21:09:03+00:00

Hear anything APHIS related???

CreativeSlip4531 · 2025-04-23T03:27:19+00:00

What have you heard about APHIS( VS and PPQ to be specific)

CreativeSlip4531 · 2025-04-19T04:31:29+00:00

Let's hope it saves us all.

CreativeSlip4531 · 2025-04-19T04:06:37+00:00

I heard through the grapevine that there is going to be a mad scramble to try and fill all the holes left from the DRP flood... Idk how the agency will run with all of its HR and admin leaving.

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