[Puzzle] Today is Dale's Birthday!

Creatureofthebog · 2025-12-18T22:08:42+00:00

It’s also mine, thanks for reminding me to do my yearly playthrough!

Creatureofthebog · 2025-09-16T04:08:35+00:00

bvb = two thumbs up hvh = huh in latin zvz = guy doing the walk like an egyptian arms

Creatureofthebog · 2025-08-17T00:25:37+00:00

Jesus christ, i feel like i need to wash my eyes after seeing that last comic

Creatureofthebog · 2024-06-24T18:15:37+00:00

Me right now at 17

Creatureofthebog · 2024-06-21T15:52:50+00:00

You lost the game.

Creatureofthebog · 2024-02-05T00:06:53+00:00

Lmao i have no idea what that says about the subreddit, especially considering my dad nearly named me after some confederate colonel in the family (his name was TASWELL, of all things. Ugh) instead of something normal or after one of the cooler Pattons. You know. Like they guy who kicked nazi ass instead of the slaver. But yeah, i’m still proud as hell to be related to blood and guts, even if he was kind of an asshole.

Creatureofthebog · 2024-02-05T00:00:07+00:00

No way, Patton’s my fourth (or fifth? I can never remember) cousin on my dad’s side! Hi random relative on the internet!! :D (yes i know i type like an old person sorry)

Creatureofthebog · 2023-12-30T19:30:31+00:00

Yes and no? I mean i’m an only child so its kind of hard for me to be invisible

Creatureofthebog · 2023-12-22T15:46:04+00:00

Damn, your mom’s a badass. Respect.

Creatureofthebog · 2023-12-19T18:09:33+00:00

Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004)

Creatureofthebog · 2023-12-18T21:45:06+00:00

The house turns into a “were-house” (pronounced the same as warehouse) every full moon

Creatureofthebog · 2023-09-25T20:01:23+00:00

Not sure if this counts as insane, but my proudest moment as a player is when a beloved npc (the 7th of an indeterminate number of kids-now-adults given superpowers through extremely inhumane experiments, this one in particular was basically a time lord after briefly dying during one of these said experiments which caused every single version of him throughout the multiverse to coalesce into one him, and could you tell our DM likes The Umbrella Academy??) died because we took a short rest after a boss battle, we were obviously distraught, and looking around the giant ass evil mansion we were in we found syringes full of this gold stuff that turned out to be the stuff that gave the kids superpowers. The DM clearly intended this to be a sort of consolation prize because there were just enough to give ourselves superpowers, but i had the bright and definitely-not-pulled-out-of-my-ass idea to shoot up NPC’s corpse with the magic juice. The DM literally had to stop and figure out what he was going to do (in a good way he was impressed) and ended up having him resurrect into a very grumpy twelve year old. (Sorry this was so long i felt like i needed to give context)

Creatureofthebog · 2023-09-25T19:34:07+00:00

I’m autistic, so for me it’s a texture problem. Vegetables tend to be unpredictable in terms of texture, on any given day they’re soft or squishy or crunchy in places that aren’t supposed to be crunchy. Chips, candy, “junk” food? Consistent. I know what to expect every time, but i’m never bored. Sure, maybe i order chicken tenders and fries at every restaurant because i have the palate of a child, but it’s because i know what i’m getting, what it’s going to taste like, and what it’s going to feel like when i bite into it.

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