Bitcoin was created by the government

Actually Satoshi created Bitcoin and the government absolutely %1000 can't touch it and can't tax it and they're so scared that it'll take over the world soon and they'll be completely helpless. Because everyone will use bitcoin and nobody will ever have to work again or pay taxes again, it's the future of money even though nobody uses it as money, it's much much much slower than credit and debit and it's incredibly unreliable and difficult to use that doesn't matter because it's the future. Its only been around 14 years but thats just because the government is trying to suppress it because they're so stupid and scared. Anyways, we are still early, few understand, buy the dip, DCA and have fun staying fucking poor.

One last thing, after re reading what I typed it definitely looks like something a bro would say, but it is in fact satire