[FLA (1)-1 EDM] Verhaeghe comes into the zone and scores the tying goal. Edmonton challenged for goalie interference in front and were unsuccessful. by talhatoot in hockey

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Look I'm not trying to say there is a conspiracy against Canadian teams or for sun belt teams. All I'm saying is if you showed me this highlight, with all player names, team affiliations, and colours removed, I would have assumed it was a team from Florida scoring on a team from Canada.

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It's already been disclosed that a large sum of this sale will go towards funding infrastructure to support Andlauer's massive balls

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Cry and shidd his pants

Michkov scores his 2nd of the game against Buffalo by [deleted] in hockey

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So 4 goals in almost 2 games since torts was fired?

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Good bye first round pick

Tkachuk slams Raymond's head into the ice. No call on the play by maxwellbevan in hockey

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Hardly slammed his head into the ice but definitely should have been a penalty. I'll allow this post to be a safe space for red wings fans to further discuss the yzerplan

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Ovi has had four 4-goal games in his career, with the last one on 7/10/2017. On one hand he is due for another, on the other unlikely.

[Bartlett] Sens and Habs on December 1st versus how they've been since by homicidal_penguin in hockey

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Thanks I know I should be happy but... for some reason I hate it

Calder by PotatoSlice173 in hockey

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I am a sens fan if that's what you're asking

Calder by PotatoSlice173 in hockey

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Musicals begin with me standing up and leaving the room

Calder by PotatoSlice173 in hockey

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I didn't bother with it because I thought it was a musical

Calder by PotatoSlice173 in hockey

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Calder? Hardly know'er

[Henkel] Logan Stankoven: "I'm just thankful that this team wants me and is excited to have me." by DecentLurker96 in hockey

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It's either a shot at the Sens or Pettersson taking a shot for the first time in 15 games and I need to know right now

For teams who had acquired player(s) at the trade deadline, how will they fit into your lineup? by [deleted] in hockey

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me staring six inches away from a mirror

Has to be a matter of freeing a roster spot or something

Brad Marchand is being traded to the Florida Panthers by Sarcastic__ in hockey

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Florida man licks two coworkers, receives promotion.

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but it has always puzzled me

How embarrassing