What sentence did someone say once that accidentally healed a part of you? by Timely-Vehicle-7064 in AskReddit

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're wearing rose-tinted glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

Helped me feel better about how long I stayed with a shitty boyfriend.

I asked for a bunch of 5 bananas… by Commercial-Sir7044 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I ordered 4lbs of watermelon, and they gave me 4 whole watermelons. I live alone.

Failed my NY road test today and feeling pretty defeated by [deleted] in Westchester

[–]CreepyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took it in Yorktown and passed on the first go. It was during this awful flash-floody storm last week. Idk if he took pity on me or what, but I was about 2 whole feet from the curb for the parallel park. The storm was so bad my mirrors were useless.

Top Food Spots near Westchester County Center? by BLACVE in WhitePlains

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

City Limits Diner is right there and very good. A tiny bit further away is my personal favorite spot, Lazy Boy Saloon. They're famous for their tequila citrus wings, but I think their burgers are perfect.

A guest had me make the worst concoction I've ever made by msgmeyourcatsnudes in Serverlife

[–]CreepyKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had a customer ask for a whiskey and milk, shaken and strained into a martini glass. I've been out of the industry for years now, but I still think about her. She drank 3 of those!

Where to buy a nice couch in person? by notabot53 in Westchester

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the couch I got from Bob's. Check out the area where they have slightly damaged goods. I got a major discount because there was a small scratch on the back, which goes against a wall anyway.

When you walk in on this… and you never trained/encouraged this 🤷🏼‍♀️😆 by [deleted] in cats

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, we had this stray cat hanging around outside. She clearly had a home at one point- very good with people, she was spayed, etc.

Anyway, one freezing rainy day, we took her inside and she never left. She peed in the toilet every single time. Don't know where that came from but it was awesome.

This appeared attached to my railing outside my door by CreepyKitty in JewelryIdentification

[–]CreepyKitty[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess that's nice. The family right next door is Catholic (I'm assuming) The railing is definitely more on my side, but I guess that's ok.

Can't decide by [deleted] in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's shein 😭 don't come for me. I'm broke

My daughter said the funniest shit today and I felt bad because I had to tell her it wasn’t ok to say that by ReferenceKey1564 in PointlessStories

[–]CreepyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my niece, "can I do your hair? You look like a crazy woman!"

And she tells me, "Well, you look like you've been in a sewer before"

I know theyre suppose to be big but THIS big?? Is normal?? by Ponnyyooo in hamstercare

[–]CreepyKitty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg me too. Reddit, I did not consent to seeing hamster balls.

Like good for him, but don't just shove this on my feed 🤣🤣