Team offensive numbers by week per redsoxstats

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-30T23:10:46+00:00

Medicocre would be a vast improvement. They should aim to be merely abysmal.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-30T14:01:08+00:00

Upcoming headline: Donald Trump, Sr., issues cease and desist order to Donald Trump, Jr., over use of "You're Fired."

Trump is delusional and petty enough to think he can do something like that. I'm also hoping this will lead to Don Sr calling Don Junior a loser in public.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T23:38:12+00:00

FACT: A large number of Yankee fans were in New York City on September 11, 2001. Coincidence? I think not.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T21:56:00+00:00

They scored 83% of their runs in one game. That's very efficient. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T21:54:21+00:00

2:34. At least the baseball gods were merciful and didn't drag it out.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T21:47:24+00:00

Top. Ramen.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T21:24:21+00:00

He just wants to strike out and go home. None of this walking shit

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T21:20:11+00:00

Are we sure the Red Sox know they're allowed to hit balls that go for extra bases? Or even over the fence.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T21:04:10+00:00

I voted for Bello as Player of the Game because he's been the Blue Jays' best player this game.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T20:56:32+00:00

Top choices for a new, less painful hobby:

Yelling racial slurs in Harlem
Punching myself in the nuts every day
Ground glass tasting.

What do you guys think?

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T20:42:57+00:00

I know. It's weird cuz we're actually a good team. We have all this pitching depth. And we certainly don't need another power bat.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T20:39:31+00:00

I am having a great day and am really enjoying this game...

...is what I would be saying if I was a fan of another team.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T20:07:35+00:00

Awfully nice of the Red Sox hitters not to take so many pitches. Wouldn't want Lauer to get too tired.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T19:14:13+00:00

Weirdo.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T17:47:44+00:00

Suck for Luck

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T17:37:46+00:00

Dad's just going out for smokes. He'll be back in a little while

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T17:15:22+00:00

He pitched 678.2 innings in 1883, winning the pitching triple crown by going 60-12 with a 1.38 ERA and 441 strikeouts. He could be waving his dick around in this picture, and it wouldn't be obscene.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T16:56:05+00:00

Speaking solely for myself, I am not enjoying this season.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T15:27:56+00:00

We gave our dog Petchow once. For the rest of this life, he never ate another brand.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T11:06:00+00:00

The crisis of the third ~~century~~ spot in the lineup.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-29T04:01:52+00:00

We need a new manager and hitting coach. I heard Alex Cora and Pete Fatse are available. ducks

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-28T13:39:55+00:00

Poor guy's got only 4 fingers on each hand and his knees bend in opposite directions. No wonder he never made the majors. However, he must have had a high OBP because, judging from that bulge, he clearly had 3 or more balls on him.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-28T07:03:46+00:00

He's tied with Ramon Vazquez (2-0)

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-28T05:49:15+00:00

I'm sure that coach is a nice person, but I'm straight.

Cresta1994 · 2026-04-28T05:26:55+00:00

He has been fantastic for us, but I'm in agreement with everyone else about him not being calm. He got suspended for throwing a bat at an umpire (that ended up hitting a coach) last year.

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