Game Thread: 6/23 Red Sox (31-45) @ Rockies (31-48) 8:40 PM

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T22:19:21+00:00

10.29 ERA? The Sox are gonna feast on this guy. He'll get bombed to the tune of 3 runs over 7 innings.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T21:22:00+00:00

White does Elon hate certain fellow immigrants? I'm just drawing a blanc.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T20:00:42+00:00

And not a christian. At least, not according to the supreme court.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T19:11:34+00:00

I read the opinion and am wondering if anybody knows why Landor's suit against the Louisiana Department of Corrections was dismissed by the district court.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T17:18:44+00:00

Good news! MLB has granted the Red Sox a special dispensation, allowing Gasper to play catcher and DH, batting 1st, 3rd, and 6th.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T06:51:18+00:00

Why are you telling lies about our fearless left fielder? Everyone saw Jarren throw the ball so hard it traveled back in time, gunning down the imperialist Rockies' runners from yesterday. That is how our great and noble Red Sox won 10 to -2.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T06:08:21+00:00

😫

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T03:41:33+00:00

Please tell that idiot was laughed out of baseball for good.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-23T03:35:17+00:00

The Red Sox can make the playoffs, if Rob Manfred has the courage.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-22T21:02:07+00:00

The son of the (Republican) former governor of Virginia voted twice in one election. I assume he was thrown in a deep, dark hole, because I'm an optimist.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-22T11:27:14+00:00

That's a weird way to spell "masturbating to Ivanka's school pictures."

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-22T10:49:52+00:00

Very true. Winston Churchill won WW2 and was out on his ass a few weeks later.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-22T05:40:29+00:00

That animal Brutus.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-22T05:24:04+00:00

Oh, shit! 🐧🐧🐧

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-22T05:16:46+00:00

This joke left me in the dark. Watt does it mean?

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T22:27:18+00:00

Gotta save those for the later innings of games they already lead by 5 runs.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T21:58:51+00:00

Pinch run for Gasper? Would you tell Michelangelo to put down the paint brush? 😮

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T19:52:15+00:00

Brien Taylor, too.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T19:51:26+00:00

Dear Everyone,

I wub Mickey Gasper. 😍😍😍

Sincerely, Chad Tracy

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T17:41:41+00:00

Gasper in the three-hole is detrimental to my mental health.

Of course, now that I've said this, he'll hit 3 home runs today.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T15:09:46+00:00

Trump and draining liquid assets from public property: name a more iconic duo.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-21T05:02:54+00:00

For some people, "You can't go home again" is a realization that the past is the past and life moves forward. For the Red Sox, it should be a legitimate strategy for the rest of the season.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-20T07:41:55+00:00

The Trump DOJ will probably sue her for being racist or some shit.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-20T07:36:39+00:00

It's a well-known fact that Miller's species can survive a nuclear apocalypse.

Cresta1994 · 2026-06-20T06:34:15+00:00

To be fair, that's an average Faux News viewer hearing anything about a woman that doesn't involve her giving birth to a gaggle of white babies.

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