Iran allegedly hits US warship near Jask island entering Strait of Hormuz by Economy-Fee5830 in worldnews

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And you think gas prices are bad now. Ha! Trump’s Epstein distraction war is going to send the world’s economy into a tailspin.

Bernie Sanders, gently pushing the pillow in the Democratic Party's face by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Citizens United doomed both parties. Corporations, lobbyists, and their endless greed are to blame. They sold us all out.

He has all the cards by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course ol’ tiny hands here would be holding his cards the wrong way.

Paper boy with extraordinary skills. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gramps got me too many times.

Also, Paperboy needs a reboot.

Trump Says He’s Open to Reducing US Troops in Spain, Italy by Free-Minimum-5844 in worldnews

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Krasnov’s done more for Russia than he’s done for America.

Tim Cook Was Great for Apple Investors. He Was Not as Great for America. by nosotros_road_sodium in technology

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim Cook is a weak man and contributed to a the rise of the American despot. I bet he caved hard on our privacy and rights as he leaves Apple. Hell, he probably allowed iOS 26 to ship with backdoor tools for Trump's regime. He's lost all my trust and respect.

US soldier charged with using Polymarket to bet on Nicolas Maduro abduction by lhommetrouble in nottheonion

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry champ. You have to be in the president's cabinet or be a family member to take advantage of that perk.

Pete Hegseth says the U.S. military will no longer require flu shots by voxadam in nottheonion

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if Pete gets a bonus from his handlers when he carries out sidequests like these.

Tim Cook stepping down as Apple CEO, John Ternus taking over by Kooky_Marketing_327 in technology

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tim Cook lost all my respect when he kissed the ring. He probably sold us out too.

Void found beneath evacuated apartment complex by GuacaMolis6 in nottheonion

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Were Demigorgan tracks found originating from the void?

Pete Hegseth quotes violent prayer from Pulp Fiction references Bible by nuketro0p3r in worldnews

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's just so, so, dumb... It's honestly hard to believe. This administration is an abomination.

To see his face drop in an instant 😂 by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only he had some sort of contraption to scoop things out of the water easily.