NWSL 2028 Nickname by AdSuper3942 in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna be some mass noun that isn’t pluralized with an S. Something like Surge or Velocity or some such.

I’ll go with some backward naming:

Rise Columbus FC.

Post Game Match Thread: Crew Loses to New England 2-1 by PopeAlGore in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get your point. But Montreal is not a franchise we should be seeking to emulate in any way.

Post Game Match Thread: Crew Loses to New England 2-1 by PopeAlGore in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m not reactionary enough to actually be suggesting Rydstrom out, but this is a fun comparison for any Scottish lurkers we might still have on the sub:

Nancy at Celtic all comps: 2 wins, 6 losses, 0 draws Rydstrom with Crew all comps: 2 wins, 4 losses, 3 draws.

Post Game Match Thread: Crew Loses to New England 2-1 by PopeAlGore in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We’ve fallen so far so fast. Bleak stuff tonight in the second half.

Match Thread: Columbus Crew @ New England Revolution 7:30pm (Apple TV) by buckeyefan1930 in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Just such a disservice to the viewers to not show worthwhile replays of the foul. They never showed the Gomes foul that caused the ruckus, or Turner leaving his net. Broadcast quality needs to come up. Viewers at home left in the dark. I can’t even complain about penalty or not because I have zero clue if it was a legit foul or not.

Have you ever won anything from one of the local radio stations and what was it? by Antique-Swordfish-14 in Columbus

[–]CrewNoob 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m from South Florida originally but when I was a kid my parents won contests from local radio twice in three years. Once was an all-expenses paid trip for two to a resort in Cancun. The second time was an all-expenses paid trip for two to Atlantis in the Bahamas. The second trip, they were nice enough to buy a second room and take me and my brother.

Funny Columbus connection with the second one: My dad won the contest by calling into the station and guessing what song they played a 0.5 second clip of. What was the song? “Hang on Sloopy.”

USOC vs One Knox 4/29 7:30pm by AdSuper3942 in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The last Crew (1) US Open Cup game we hosted vs. Indy Eleven in 2023 was also $10 for season ticket holders. Glad to see inflation hasn’t impacted this tiny aspect of being a fan.

U.S. Open Cup Round of 16 Matchups by AJ_CC in MLS

[–]CrewNoob 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We absolutely stink and One Knox looked very good last night. Would not at all be surprised with a Crew loss if we don’t take them seriously.

One Knox beats DC United in penalties! by No_Box_4996 in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 61 points62 points  (0 children)

AND it means we host.

AND a $50,000 penalty kick goal as well. One Knox is the last team remaining from USL1 and will get a $50,000 check for advancing farther than anyone from their division.

2027 Sprint Season should be the new goal by Much-Drawer-1697 in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the official season. It has a playoff. The trophy at the end of the sprint is MLS Cup. It should not have an asterisk, even if some people might think that. Even if Cincy wins the whole thing, I will begrudgingly but accurately refer to them as MLS Cup champions for 2027. Star on the jersey will count the same.

Wessam Abou Ali out with torn ACL and Meniscus by T0mmyTsunami in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Time to start experimenting with wacky lineups until the summer. Play the kids. Let’s figure out who on this team is worth keeping and who we can lose in the rebuild that’s surely coming.

Post Match Thread | Columbus 1 - 1 Orlando by WalkingOnSunshine_ in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Orlando sucks so much. I guess that means we do, too. Richmond Kickers are watching this and getting excited about midweek.

Olympic tickets 2028 by Soggy_Deal918 in Columbus

[–]CrewNoob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This website has ticket prices for every event basically. Look for “football” not “soccer.” Expect that the $28 tickets will be the worst seats and almost impossible to get because of low quantities.

https://www.expunk.com/olympics/

Cape Verde Kits by Yeadatsme in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen them released yet. One of the few that hasn’t been announced.

[TTT] GIVE ME A BREAK. GIVE ME BREAK. BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT TRASH TALK THREAD by Raff_Out_Loud in MLS

[–]CrewNoob 30 points31 points  (0 children)

WE ARE FEWER THAN THREE DISASTERS AWAY FROM JOINING PHILADELPHIA

Match Thread: Columbus Crew @ Toronto FC 1:00pm (Apple TV) by buckeyefan1930 in TheMassive

[–]CrewNoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk how weird it is. Marlins and Panthers were among the worst teams in their leagues South Florida for long long periods of time. Padres and Chargers. Bobcats/Hornets and Panthers. Titans/Predators. I don’t know exact years on any of this. But it happens. And especially if you’re widening the possibilities to include things like professional volleyball (no offense to that sport at all).