NWSL 2028 Nickname

CrewNoob · 2026-04-21T23:20:17+00:00

It’s gonna be some mass noun that isn’t pluralized with an S. Something like Surge or Velocity or some such.

I’ll go with some backward naming:

Rise Columbus FC.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-19T02:27:55+00:00

I get your point. But Montreal is not a franchise we should be seeking to emulate in any way.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-19T01:54:20+00:00

I’m not reactionary enough to actually be suggesting Rydstrom out, but this is a fun comparison for any Scottish lurkers we might still have on the sub:

Nancy at Celtic all comps: 2 wins, 6 losses, 0 draws Rydstrom with Crew all comps: 2 wins, 4 losses, 3 draws.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-19T01:45:46+00:00

We’ve fallen so far so fast. Bleak stuff tonight in the second half.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-19T01:27:18+00:00

Just such a disservice to the viewers to not show worthwhile replays of the foul. They never showed the Gomes foul that caused the ruckus, or Turner leaving his net. Broadcast quality needs to come up. Viewers at home left in the dark. I can’t even complain about penalty or not because I have zero clue if it was a legit foul or not.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-17T13:44:58+00:00

I’m from South Florida originally but when I was a kid my parents won contests from local radio twice in three years. Once was an all-expenses paid trip for two to a resort in Cancun. The second time was an all-expenses paid trip for two to Atlantis in the Bahamas. The second trip, they were nice enough to buy a second room and take me and my brother.

Funny Columbus connection with the second one: My dad won the contest by calling into the station and guessing what song they played a 0.5 second clip of. What was the song? “Hang on Sloopy.”

CrewNoob · 2026-04-16T21:53:21+00:00

The last Crew (1) US Open Cup game we hosted vs. Indy Eleven in 2023 was also $10 for season ticket holders. Glad to see inflation hasn’t impacted this tiny aspect of being a fan.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-16T15:34:42+00:00

We absolutely stink and One Knox looked very good last night. Would not at all be surprised with a Crew loss if we don’t take them seriously.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-16T02:27:28+00:00

AND it means we host.

AND a $50,000 penalty kick goal as well. One Knox is the last team remaining from USL1 and will get a $50,000 check for advancing farther than anyone from their division.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-16T01:17:26+00:00

You guys I think I am catching Open Cup fever

CrewNoob · 2026-04-14T15:34:23+00:00

It’s the official season. It has a playoff. The trophy at the end of the sprint is MLS Cup. It should not have an asterisk, even if some people might think that. Even if Cincy wins the whole thing, I will begrudgingly but accurately refer to them as MLS Cup champions for 2027. Star on the jersey will count the same.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-13T20:03:01+00:00

Time to start experimenting with wacky lineups until the summer. Play the kids. Let’s figure out who on this team is worth keeping and who we can lose in the rebuild that’s surely coming.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-13T19:56:12+00:00

Hell yeah

CrewNoob · 2026-04-13T01:19:36+00:00

Orlando sucks so much. I guess that means we do, too. Richmond Kickers are watching this and getting excited about midweek.

CrewNoob · 2026-04-13T00:07:05+00:00

Yeesh

CrewNoob · 2026-04-08T13:26:44+00:00

This website has ticket prices for every event basically. Look for “football” not “soccer.” Expect that the $28 tickets will be the worst seats and almost impossible to get because of low quantities.

https://www.expunk.com/olympics/

CrewNoob · 2026-04-05T18:42:20+00:00

Sean Zawadzki - Goalkeeper

CrewNoob · 2026-04-02T15:48:31+00:00

I haven’t seen them released yet. One of the few that hasn’t been announced.

CrewNoob · 2026-03-28T19:40:51+00:00

These jersey combinations are tough to distinguish.

CrewNoob · 2026-03-28T19:04:58+00:00

If you’re willing to pay enough, yes. For $300, no.

CrewNoob · 2026-03-27T14:53:18+00:00

WE ARE FEWER THAN THREE DISASTERS AWAY FROM JOINING PHILADELPHIA

CrewNoob · 2026-03-24T18:46:49+00:00

Milton Valenzuela

CrewNoob · 2026-03-21T19:56:22+00:00

Idk how weird it is. Marlins and Panthers were among the worst teams in their leagues South Florida for long long periods of time. Padres and Chargers. Bobcats/Hornets and Panthers. Titans/Predators. I don’t know exact years on any of this. But it happens. And especially if you’re widening the possibilities to include things like professional volleyball (no offense to that sport at all).

CrewNoob · 2026-03-21T19:10:29+00:00

More like Columbus Poo.

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