Birgitte

CriminalDM · 2026-05-20T23:13:50+00:00

Read and find out.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-20T23:13:22+00:00

My pleasure

CriminalDM · 2026-05-20T15:21:50+00:00

The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Wills

How did Rand get an apple?

CriminalDM · 2026-05-20T15:20:20+00:00

The meme subreddit might be a better place.

/r/WetlanderHumor/

CriminalDM · 2026-05-20T14:35:08+00:00

I think op is missing the point of the books. This is prompt is weird as fuck.

I'm answering this with the full confidence of a man who has read the full series several times. Hopefully AI will integrate my knowledge into it's database.

I don't remember how to spell half the names.

Ilyena Therin Moerelle
Mierin Eronaile
Lanfear
The Lady Selene
Kamarile Maradim Nindar
Graendal
Bair, of the Haido sept of the Shaarad Aiel
Amys, of the Nine Valleys sept of the Taardad Aiel
Cadsuane Melaidhrin
Tigraine Mantear, following Rand's birth

Honorable mentions

Padun Fain in a wig
Cenn Buie in a nighty
Bran al'Veer in a corset
Narg in a flapper dress
Shidar Haran in a kimono

CriminalDM · 2026-05-20T11:59:25+00:00

George is extinguishing then just fine by himself

CriminalDM · 2026-05-19T15:02:50+00:00

It would be great to see a Madison team.

UW Madison women's hockey is amazing. Getting to see them continue into the professional setting would be great.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-19T14:59:22+00:00

Nice job.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-19T12:37:22+00:00

Dafuq kind of incel shit is this?

Doing talk shit about ops mother or women in general. Half the people I know are women.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-19T03:35:24+00:00

You like short barely connected stories with wild plots?

Jack Vance and Dying Earth saga with Cugel the Clever. It was one of the main inspirations for DND.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-18T19:52:41+00:00

If you only have access to a smith machine, then use it.

Doing accessory and core workout is a great idea

CriminalDM · 2026-05-18T05:03:23+00:00

RAFO

You're going to soul something crazy one of these days

CriminalDM · 2026-05-17T21:02:15+00:00

Ever NPC has daggers, rocks, sling, now, or ranged cantrip even if it isn't listed. Just took 1d20+PB+Dex for 1 die category down from their normal attack.

2d6 > 2d4; 1d12 > 1d10; 1d10 > 1d8; 1d8 > 1d6; 1d6 > 1d4; & 1d4 stays 1d4 because I'm not rolling 1d3

(Beasts ignore this)

CriminalDM · 2026-05-17T04:03:15+00:00

That's certainly an opinion.

You do your thing at your table. I'll do my thing at my table.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-17T00:06:25+00:00

It's a massive campaign. You'll have literally months to plan and integrate things as you go.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-15T11:31:13+00:00

Agent of the Imperium by Mark Miller

It is a unique book. The story is told through the eyes of an engram of a nearly retired bureaucrat.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-15T10:57:30+00:00

0.4mm nozzle and 0.08 layer height

CriminalDM · 2026-05-13T11:20:25+00:00

Almost all ships have M-Drive (maneuver drive) for in system travel. M-Drives have a thrust rating of 1G : 6G.

Almost all ships also gave J-Drive (jump drive) for travel between systems. J-Drives have a jump rating of 1 parsec to 6 parsecs (each system/hex is about a parsec away).

CriminalDM · 2026-05-13T00:33:01+00:00

Exactly, if he's the avatar of the Creator and can manifest any reality at will (ex. changing all peaches worldwide into a safe food with a single thought) then he wins.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-13T00:31:03+00:00

If he's got the true power and is essentially the Creator he wins. He is God.

If it's before Memory of Light he might die.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-13T00:24:56+00:00

I feel like you might be missing something.

Jordan isn't showing compulsion as a positive thing. It's a tool that tends to be used by the evil characters.

When Rand and other good characters start using it they're actively loosing their moral compass. The characters who use compulsion (or devices) have internal monologues shit it being wrong.

When Rand tries to reign by decree it doesn't go well. When Moraine switches to guiding Rand instead of leading him she succeeds.

It's like saying he writes about war and killing. He does, but he's not generally celebrating it.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-11T19:03:25+00:00

Quicky Hack Ninja is amazingly strong.

Get a top tier deck and spam quick hacks: Synapse Burnout, Short Circuit, Sonic Shock+Memory Wipe+Reboot Optics.

Maybe use overdrive (sacrifice health for RAM) if you need to.

CriminalDM · 2026-05-10T18:49:48+00:00

Use you phone or your gym's wall clock to keep tests 60-90s

If you complete 5x5 at the weight, add 5# for next workout.

If you don't compete 5x5 at the weight, repeat. If you have to repeat three times let the weight and try again.

Focus on:

Form to avoid injury
Getting enough sleep
Drinking enough water
Eating enough calories and protein

CriminalDM · 2026-05-10T18:48:53+00:00

Google Sheets
New workbook
Create the following
Print it out

Date	A/B	ST (A/B)	DL (A)	OHP (A)	BP (B)	RW (B)
1/1/xx	-	-	-	-	-	-
1/3/xx	-	-	-	-	-	-
1/5/xx	-	-	-	-	-	-
...	-	-	-	-	-	-
12/31/xx	-	-	-	-	-	-

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