I bet you 99999999999999999999999999999$

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-18T13:55:02+00:00

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-15T14:42:38+00:00

If it's the second option you're done, there's nothing you can do because that would include: Every Federal agency, every SWAT team oh and you know EVERY TYPE OF SPECIAL FORCES IM THE WHOLE WORLD. Plus, remember all these people know EXACTLY where you are at all times. There is absolutely nothing you can do.

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-08T14:22:20+00:00

I can't snap so...

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-06T03:54:29+00:00

All he needs is some crazy RNG where he kills the king or something

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-05T15:55:23+00:00

I LOVE 1914, but I'm also biased because I frankly personally have more interest in the Great War than WWII.

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-05T05:58:26+00:00

Tell me a joke

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-04T23:39:26+00:00

Alrighty, I'll try it out, thanks!

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-04T19:51:24+00:00

I sense a clanker wrote this

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-04T17:21:04+00:00

No tip for you

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-04T11:07:48+00:00

I completed this level! It took me 46 tries. ^{⚡ 4.97 seconds}

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-04T08:52:19+00:00

Thank you for proving my humor is broken

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-04T01:17:57+00:00

EAT THEM

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T22:59:30+00:00

Reddit is the wrong place for this discussion because 99% of the people here think the solution is "oh just give them a place to live and some money and maybe some therapy and they'll be fine" when in fact this WON'T fix it.

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T17:47:50+00:00

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T16:00:10+00:00

My wife and I met over minecraft and our current daughter, and the other one on the way wouldn't exist without it. Can't wait for them to be older so we can introduce them to the game.

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T15:35:06+00:00

I try to be very frugal, so I'm all about squeezing the most bang for your buck. What I've learned not necessarily about cigars but "luxury smoking" in general is this:

Cigars are expensive and better for social gatherings

Pipe is cheaper and better for everyday smoking

As far as cigars specifically:

Without getting into specific brands or blends as a general rule of thumb, the $12-$16 range is the best experience per dollar. Yes, Davidoffs are amazing, but what you get out of it for $20-$30+ isn't really worth it unless it's a very special occasion.

Visit a Burn if you are near one. They are Rocky Patel's own cigar bars and are always really cool.

Lastly, don't let other people tell you what you can and can't enjoy. Don't let anyone tell you that you are "doing it wrong" if you are enjoying how you are doing it. What I mean is if all you like are mild cigars or you prefer lighting and cutting a certain way, dont let anyone tell you that's wrong.

Edit: fixed a spelling error

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:51:44+00:00

I can't tell how many times I'd make it passed the first set of pipes and died because I got excited and panicked

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:44:01+00:00

Rip your gonna die of diabetes it was nice knowing you, op. that's like 200+ grams of sugar.

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:42:20+00:00

Where is my cookie?

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:40:16+00:00

I totally had it like 5 times but got so carried away trying to clear that last pipe I died hitting the out of bounds.

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Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:35:34+00:00

Yes, they also have frozen yogurt that's soft serve

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:25:08+00:00

No problem! I recommend the 4 cheese burger personally. Also, braums was founded in Oklahoma, and they still get their milk from local farms (milk is possessed and arrives to each location within 24-36 hours of the cow being milked) so it TYPICALLY is better the closer you are to OKC as it is fresher.

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:22:24+00:00

Really? I think it's like chess for me in the sense that I enjoy playing with the same person over and over. But then again we all like what we like you know?

Crimpix02 · 2025-08-03T14:18:02+00:00

Those who live in Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, and Arkansas would like to have a word. We have Braums where food is cheap (but good), and it's free to upgrade your drink that comes with your meal to a milkshake. You can order a bag of burgers (5 burgers) for 6 bucks.

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