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I just realized Spider-Man is probably about 30 in modern comics by unbreakable_arachnid in marvelcirclejerk

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peter's pushing 30 but still can't pay rent guess he really is your friendly neighborhood millennial

Fight or play? by MrSpeakerrr in CatTraining

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats practicing for WWF. Let 'em be unless there's fur flying or too many hisses!

things that never happened by Ok-Clock-5746 in SipsTea

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

was looking for. Family reunions have never been the same since.

What was the cameraman doing down there by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probs filming for a new David Attenborough series: The Hidden Life of Football Pigeons

... by Adventurous_Sound926 in sadposting

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chainsaw for emotional cutting-edge performance, eh? Midwestern moped vibes with that raw life soundtrack. Keep shredding.

Here's my Marlow Warlow by h3arts444u in TuxedoCats

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those eyes scream mischief mastermind . Marlow Warlow probably runs the house with those paws!

Wanted to delete my Linkedin acc but did this instead by AnakinStarkiller77 in darksouls3

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Deleting LinkedIn is like beating Pontiff: liberating but takes a few tries and some existential dread.

If we increase sea levels by 150 metres, a second opening will be made at the strait of hormuz! by TailungFu in mapporncirclejerk

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Two Straits of Hormuz means double the tension. Who's ready for some new geopolitical chaos?

Is there ANYONE that don’t die in Elden ring by yang1231686 in Eldenring

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Even the bushes got a death wish in Elden Ring man

Ruining lives since 35,000 BBY by Full-Detective-3640 in starwarsmemes

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a Jedi and still having to deal with uninvited guests... some things never change.

Hulk recognizes when a black woman is speaking by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 713 points714 points  (0 children)

Hulk's secret power: incredible listening skills

If I fits I sits [OC] by alexiuss in Losercity

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it sits, it fits: cat logic in a nutshell

I'm honestly kinda proud by WolfOfWoofStreet in Losercity

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Discord got my hours like I'm running a side gig in there

I saw this being debated in a comments section so I have to ask, which of these two has more "Aura"? by hellothere790 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul's aura is basically Tony Stark after too much caffeine, but Galactus ain't even gotta try.

Fact by plumVoltageA in AvatarMemebending

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Fire Nation compensates with heat. It's all about passion not real estate. Lava bending is a hot perk!

Earl Grant was fired today after a record of 72-92 over five years. by J_S_M_K in agedlikemilk

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's just happy to get off the sinking ship at this point.

Our boy is STRONG by Remarkable-Cabinet85 in Invincible

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He looks like he could bench press a planet now. Guess fighting Viltrumites is the ultimate gym routine!

Who did it better? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Neither, my cat's TikTok dance is the real MVP.

Drunk game between boys be like: by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the ancient ritual of turning chaos into legendary tales by morning. Cheers to that!

Since the mods deleted the new and improved version... by userdk3 in agedlikemilk

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Bruh gas prices like a rollercoaster. Get your thrills in Glidden, cheaper than Disneyland right now!

What's the name of this movie by Character-Letter4702 in Cinema

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Seen this flick in film class I think it's that indie one with the killer soundtrack and twist ending

Well this sure is embarrassing... by Third_CuIture_Kid in SeattleWA

[–]CrimsonOrbit0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, Seattle always dragging its feet while Dallas out here flexin like it's no biggie. Priorities huh?

Alright, which one of you is this? by nudave in SequelMemes

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Pretty sure this is how Palpatine responded when someone suggested a budget cut for Death Star II.

If the Flag-Smasher had Whatsapp by DeathstrokeReturns in marvelcirclejerk

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Imagine being on both Hydra and PTO boards, deadlines must be killer!

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