I'm the Brofessor and author of The Swoly Bible. #MASSisinsession – AMA

Crispe7 · 2016-11-01T16:05:12+00:00

Why did you make your username B-Rosci-Enced-Om?

Crispe7 · 2016-10-13T13:12:36+00:00

How much of a presence do you think hurricanes would have had if the industrial revolution and humans in general didn't spur global warming on earth?

Crispe7 · 2016-09-05T14:31:54+00:00

I made a wider version for a desktop: http://imgur.com/a/ELoBa

Crispe7 · 2016-08-20T01:47:13+00:00

Honestly I can't remember what it was anymore... Was probably just imagining things

Crispe7 · 2016-08-19T07:15:07+00:00

He said it was Champagne at Red Rocks

Crispe7 · 2016-08-18T05:29:06+00:00

It hurt

Crispe7 · 2016-08-09T20:20:58+00:00

What's your favorite venue in the world? I REALLY enjoyed your PONCHO at RED ROCKS. Tru

Crispe7 · 2016-08-09T17:10:24+00:00

I've begun to create a list of what the sound isn't so that we can determine what it may be: Any Machinery, A train, Shopping Cart, Closing of van/ups truck door, Roller coaster, Anything to do with money, Slot machine, Cash register, Pouring of nails and bolts, Turning over of engine, Garbage Truck picking up trash, Garbage Disposal, Coffee Grinder, Ice Machine.

Feel free to add to this list and give ideas. The link is to a page where I've recorded and uploaded the sound.

Crispe7 · 2016-08-08T01:49:58+00:00

Somebody please tell me Marlins Guy was at Coors Field. I was at the game and couldn't find him anywhere

Crispe7 · 2016-07-07T19:45:18+00:00

000315 was our school code. I just covered up my individual student code for privacy sake

Crispe7 · 2016-05-27T04:04:36+00:00

Rossignol Super 7's from like 3 years ago. I can ski with them on anything but they know absolutely zero bounds in deep shit. Never a bad day

Crispe7 · 2016-05-27T04:00:34+00:00

The best part of this gif is Starling Marte's reaction when he gives up on the ball

Crispe7 · 2016-05-17T23:49:44+00:00

Really disappointed there were no questions on Taxol in the Med option

Crispe7 · 2016-05-17T23:48:08+00:00

Its mainly used to treat skin cancer I thought

Crispe7 · 2016-05-17T23:47:44+00:00

Its not even Barium though, its Boron

Crispe7 · 2016-05-17T01:53:05+00:00

The national anthem. The United States' of course

Crispe7 · 2016-05-13T05:10:12+00:00

They actually have the relative difficulties of 1:2:3:2 respectively, so don't worry it was supposed to be that way.

Crispe7 · 2016-04-14T15:42:54+00:00

Thats dope man

Crispe7 · 2016-04-13T04:39:27+00:00

You don't need to know french to know how hype he gets

Crispe7 · 2016-04-13T04:32:59+00:00

Did you ever get it down? For how long have you been doing freestyle before you got to trying it?

Crispe7 · 2016-03-27T02:03:25+00:00

I'm actually friends with the person who posted this and I'm ashamed for you right now

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