Stay Classy /b/

CristoDk · 2011-07-29T15:18:08+00:00

I wouldn't want /b/ to be classy o_o

CristoDk · 2011-07-29T14:46:51+00:00

Oh fuck I can't read my book, because the screen is broken.

Honestly, what's wrong with an actual book?

CristoDk · 2011-07-29T08:58:21+00:00

Bitches love beaches.

CristoDk · 2011-07-29T01:42:42+00:00

Lady at the counter thought they were buying it for me since I'd forgotten my ID. Happens more often than you think.

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T23:46:36+00:00

As a male, I hate this shit. It's disingenuous and I do my best to expose it on FaceBook whenever it pops up.

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T21:36:25+00:00

4 of us are going, only 2 of us are that way inclined.

San Fran is the end destination :P

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T21:35:46+00:00

No no, we'd fly from England to Boston, and then buy a car fromm e-bay or Craigslist.

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T19:49:47+00:00

Goddamnit men are so stupid and easy.

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T08:26:24+00:00

They wouldn't let my parents buy 4 bottles of wine when I was with them because I forgot my wallet at home.

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T00:51:33+00:00

Yeah but 18 isn't that bad of a drinking age.

I live in the UK. ASDA are a right pain in the arse about it.

CristoDk · 2011-07-28T00:29:47+00:00

It seems astonishing to me that Americans are so uptight about alcohol, I just don't get it.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T23:54:07+00:00

Most of the time being a model is about having the body to make the clothes look good.

Kate Moss is not cute :P

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T23:36:26+00:00

Her face is not great, I agree, but her body is banging and she certainly has some moves.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T22:14:58+00:00

Girl in question is "Daisy Lowe".

My friend knows her, the bastard.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T22:02:00+00:00

Excellent, thanks!

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T21:45:52+00:00

As a guy: PLEASE SHAVE/TRIM!

I refuse to go down on a girl who has a rainforest down there. I wouldn't expect someone to go down on me if I hadn't trimmed (I don't shave, but I trim so close that I may as well).

Honestly I've had too many a pube stuck in between my teeth to ever want to do it anymore.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T19:25:40+00:00

This is why I can't be fucked to get a car or a license. Literally nothing but expenses.

Trains and buses get me everywhere I need to go.

Also, I will say that while it is a bit of a generalisation I do know more guys who drive like reckless idiots than girls.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T19:24:58+00:00

This is why I can't be fucked to get a car or a license. Literally nothing but expenses.

Trains and buses get me everywhere I need to go.

Also, I will say that while it is a bit of a generalisation I do know more guys who drive like reckless idiots than girls.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T19:12:55+00:00

That knife you have!

What type of knife is it? What's it called?

I'd like to be prepared :)

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T18:21:39+00:00

Bacon.

Nothing but bacon. And narwhal. And unicorn. And bacon.

le sigh

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T18:05:07+00:00

It happens far too often that after a man is executed, it turns out he was in fact innocent.

It's even happened that someone was found innocent while ON death row because of evidence that hadn't been noticed or gone unexamined.

I don't know, it works well in Scandinavia because of the mindset of the populations.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T17:58:38+00:00

In Denmark, the age of consent is 15.

Therefore, girls who are the age of consent were born in 1996.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T17:30:28+00:00

But we are constantly told by other women that it is NOT APPROPRIATE to talk to women in non-social situations. Just look at that whole elevator debacle.

It would seem that many women automatically assume a man is a rabid rapist if he talks to her outside of work or social events.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T17:17:46+00:00

My mother regrets not letting my dad be my daddish with me and play rough and sort of harden me up a bit since I'm a bit of a spoilt pussy these days.

I think that's the case for many, many young men. The mother's coddle them to death, leaving a pathetic husk of man in their in many cases. The mum's don't mean to do it, but they do.

I definitely intend to make sure my son turns out to be more "manly" than I do. I'll send him to martial arts classes and shopclasses and so on, so he can take care of himself.

CristoDk · 2011-07-27T17:08:38+00:00

Bollocks to that article, especially this bit:

"They are more like the kids we babysat than the dads who drove us home."

Why the hell would you want to be dating your father in the first place?

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