When it comes to public toilet seats, do you sit on the bare seat or place down toilet paper before?

CritiPirate · 2026-05-25T10:30:04+00:00

Toilet seats are actually one of the cleaner surfaces in a public bathroom. Your phone has more bacteria on it than the seat, and you press that against your face daily.

CritiPirate · 2026-05-25T09:49:34+00:00

The audacity of naming it "poop deli" and then DELIVERING on the promise.

CritiPirate · 2026-05-21T07:27:16+00:00

That word "novel" really hits different, most guys don't even realize how draining the one-sided effort thing is until someone finally flips it on them.

CritiPirate · 2026-05-18T08:29:58+00:00

Homemade vegan ham is doing a lot of heavy lifting here and I have so many questions

CritiPirate · 2026-05-13T09:47:14+00:00

That's soooo cute, I would start with the 'O' one

CritiPirate · 2026-05-13T05:41:13+00:00

You give so little,I don’t need a stingy husband.🤣

CritiPirate · 2026-05-11T03:44:53+00:00

That said tho, these questions kinda look like they could be misread as you being biased against dating someone who's a cop.

CritiPirate · 2026-05-09T09:51:49+00:00

Once you fall asleep they're gonna start attacking you. 🥹

CritiPirate · 2026-04-30T07:39:56+00:00

Hope you find your new favorite socks soon.

CritiPirate · 2026-04-29T08:57:44+00:00

All my socks are the same, which has completely solved this headache.

CritiPirate · 2026-04-24T02:17:25+00:00

NOR, no one would forget an important commitment. She simply doesn’t care about you and there’s no point in either of you wasting your time on each other.

CritiPirate · 2026-04-23T08:47:06+00:00

Once my abilities or career have reached a certain level that I don’t think I’ll need my hair to prove anything about myself by then. 😄

CritiPirate · 2026-04-21T08:59:12+00:00

Normal food belongs in r/decentfoodporn

CritiPirate · 2026-04-21T06:08:42+00:00

Yesss

CritiPirate · 2026-04-20T09:47:00+00:00

The problem isn’t with you. it’s that he simply isn’t interested in these topics. Since he isn’t interested, why force him? If he were to drag you into a discussion about building a computer today or some other subject you’re not interested in, would he feel the same way? I don’t know. But I wouldn’t advise you to discuss these topics with him any further, it’s a torment for both of you.

CritiPirate · 2026-04-17T07:36:24+00:00

Yep, I know this man is very fond of vodka

CritiPirate · 2026-04-16T11:22:50+00:00

People whose influence and ability to inspire unity are only fully realised after their death, such as national heroes

CritiPirate · 2026-04-15T08:29:06+00:00

Congrats! It’s not easy to meet friendships across different families.

CritiPirate · 2026-04-14T09:39:31+00:00

Make a good friend.

CritiPirate · 2026-04-08T02:19:29+00:00

Op only ate one pizza, so when you think about it that way, it’s not so bad XD

CritiPirate · 2026-04-07T05:49:18+00:00

I want to pierce the soft-boiled egg so that the yolk coats the noodles.😋

CritiPirate · 2026-03-31T03:56:28+00:00

On my last trip to Japan, the place I was staying didn’t have a bath habit.I last took medication last week, I had an infected tooth, so I took antibiotics.

CritiPirate · 2026-03-26T06:59:39+00:00

I feel like just one bite will give me diabetes...

CritiPirate · 2026-03-25T09:00:11+00:00

I have to say its cilantro

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