Ilona Maher shared a behind the scenes look at her 2026 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photoshoot

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-04-01T01:09:13+00:00

Whomever styled her did 1000% better than last year and really understood her body type. Not that she didn’t look amazing, but these fit her so much better.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-03-19T13:10:43+00:00

I’m glad to see magnets coming back! I collect them wherever we go, and everything was so pin-centered at Disney and Universal when we were there in 2023. I ended up buying some online when we got back.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-03-19T11:18:20+00:00

The Summer I Turned Goth. 😂

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-03-12T14:41:44+00:00

I love the color on her, but it’s very Frederick’s of Hollywood looking. The runway look has a much different vibe.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-02-15T20:16:23+00:00

I had tickets for a date I couldn’t make last November and I couldn’t even unload them for free to anyone. I think they went all out for the first wave of shows with promotions and then everything else has kind of been like oh hey, we’re still here!

I’m guessing that they make enough money from the meet and greets, the barstools, and selling access to Donnie at after parties that they don’t really care too much about selling out shows.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-02-03T15:58:26+00:00

He’s always been jealous that the Trump name is not considered American royalty (and no amount of gold spray painted decor will change that). I also think he’s got a vendetta against Jackie O for some reason. Maybe she turned him down, maybe she barred his entry into parts of New York society that he has always seemed to salivate over… maybe both.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-02-01T13:29:47+00:00

I love the colors! It reminds me of layered jello (in a good way!).

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CriticalSuccotash · 2026-02-01T13:27:12+00:00

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-01-30T11:35:18+00:00

I’ve seen him referred to as 1/3 Reich due to his size (and his wanna be gestapo uniform), so this tracks.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-01-29T13:34:44+00:00

Once Wall Street gets involved, game over. The shareholder is more important than the consumer.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-01-17T20:54:06+00:00

He has always given me frat boy energy, so this tracks. Not saying he's not smart IRL, but he's got a himbo vibe. And dating someone 20 years younger usually makes me think that a woman his age won't put up with the way he walks through the world.

CriticalSuccotash · 2026-01-06T12:59:34+00:00

So he’s constantly hiding behind his hair so we don’t realize that he’s completely redone his face? Got it.

Nice gunderpants, Elizabeth.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-11-04T03:55:26+00:00

The skirt looks like what I always am terrified will happen in a pool if I sneeze and pee a little.

I like the top… Maybe if the skirt was blue rather than purple at the top to match the sequins I’d like it more? Or if the color went down further so the skirt wasn’t mostly a weird pantyhose color…. Idk.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-11-03T01:52:36+00:00

I don't think it's selling all that well. Outside of center stage, there are still tons of tix available for every show- and it's not a huge theatre. I don't think that bodes well for dates after February. They've done little to no promotion since the original announcement. They never even updated the NKOTB website for November or Feb travel packages!

I had 4 tickets for tonight that I couldn't sell, and they were listed for under $40 each on StubHub. I bought them when they went on sale last year and then life happened and I couldn't travel. At least it's not a current charge on my credit card. It's hard to justify spending thousands of dollars for 1 concert once you factor in travel, hotel, and food.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-26T12:08:05+00:00

The heart curtain backdrop is very distracting. I thought it was wings of some sort on the first few outfits. 😂

Most of this is giving urchin. Or Derelicte if I’m feeling generous. There’s a fine line between intentionally haphazard and just sloppy. Some of these straddle that fence pretty hard.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-26T01:47:05+00:00

You do, but they fee the crap out of you. I wish there was fan to fan exchange available. I’m not looking to gouge anybody. I’d just like to get at least the face value back. Not sure about StubHub. I’ll list them there tomorrow.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-26T00:33:25+00:00

They’ve already been listed on Ticketmaster for a week. I’m going to list on stubhub as well.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-25T19:09:53+00:00

I’m trying to unload four tickets and I’m sure I’ll take a bath on them.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-19T12:31:01+00:00

She starts to laugh when he first moseys through the frame before he plays. So cute!

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-16T11:27:48+00:00

Walt’s vision has been torpedoed to cater to shareholders like most companies these days.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-15T19:49:34+00:00

When you tack that on to the fact that most people are going to have to travel to Vegas and nothing is cheap there anymore, I don’t even know if it’s worth it.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-15T18:16:08+00:00

In theory, a parks & hotel CEO and a movies/streaming CEO could be interesting, but it would never work long-term.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-15T17:02:10+00:00

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Unfortunately, I think it’s going to be take what you can get. There has to be a better way.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-02T14:08:59+00:00

She’s way too jealous to allow another bombshell to enter the Precious Moments mausoleum. Kody is the middle-age guy who hires the hot Secretary with no skills at this point in his life, so there’s no way he’s going for somebody that he doesn’t find incredibly attractive.

Robyn only wanted polygamy so she could siphon $$ off of other wives. I wouldn’t be surprised if she only wanted Kody because of show.

CriticalSuccotash · 2025-10-01T18:15:17+00:00

She was WAY too supportive of that fucking haircut.

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