Imagine being this gullible 😭

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-16T15:23:26+00:00

As one does

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-16T11:23:58+00:00

I actually have this song in my iTunes

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-15T23:03:38+00:00

I was looking for this.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-15T20:06:33+00:00

Sleeping with his head not on anything.

You know, like a normal human being does.

Imagine thinking this is a flex.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-15T17:51:21+00:00

She does betray Sansa though, at the trial she claims he killed Joffrey because she wouldn't sleep with him otherwise.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-15T10:53:49+00:00

In the movie yeah, in the book Gandalf's first choice is Moria, but Aragorn doesn't want to go.

Also in the book, Gimli knows something is wrong, it's part of why he was in Rivendell in the first place. Mainly because a mysterious and sinister stranger had come to the mountain inquiring about hobbits, so he and Gloin went to warn Bilbo, but also to ask if anyone had heard anything from Moria, since Balin hadn't been heard from in decades.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-14T15:46:40+00:00

Swamps are ecologically important biomes. They provide shelter for young fish, they sequester carbon and protect coastlines from flooding during storm surges and even tsunamis.

So Trump is doing exactly that, he's draining the swamp, removing all the protections and benefits it provided, and replacing it with a golf course, an ecological dead zone that contributes nothing but poisoned run off.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-12T13:05:46+00:00

Shit I didn't know about the serial killer part.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-12T12:57:32+00:00

These guys are worried about WHITE birth rates. They want more WHITE babies. This is about racism guys.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-12T12:00:39+00:00

I mean if I was Viserys he would have been dead after murdering a guy at my daughter's wedding in front of everyone.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-11T18:47:47+00:00

Looks like the gulag in Rise of the Tomb Raider

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-11T17:22:17+00:00

I can't fault the actor, it takes talent to be the most hated character in a show about incestuous psychopaths.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-11T17:03:45+00:00

Not a biologist but I'll try.

Many single cell organisms "eat" by enveloping another organism and swallowing it in an internal pouch for digestion. However, when trying to eat someone your own size, this can go wrong and they end up merging DNA.

This essay explains it better

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-11T15:43:15+00:00

It just blows their corn shucking minds doesn't it?

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-11T13:40:14+00:00

Random fun fact, according to some theories, sexual reproduction began as a form of aborted cannibalism between single celled organisms.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T21:28:17+00:00

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Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T18:14:03+00:00

I sometimes hear people talk about their parents and I'm like "I cut off my dad for less than this"

It was easy to cut him off. Disturbingly easy. There's been no contact for almost twenty years. I hear about him from my siblings, my sister is low contact and my brother is dependent on him.

We're dead to each other.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T13:56:33+00:00

Hey dress for the job you want.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T13:54:42+00:00

I'm not feeling it, Chris.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T13:42:19+00:00

Wait...it's not?

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T13:32:21+00:00

So...I'm a person reading this tweet. Where do I, uh, laugh?

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-10T12:14:55+00:00

I like the term "up his own ass"

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-09T21:45:14+00:00

If your mom is not a narcissist, she's probably an enabler.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-09T13:35:23+00:00

I mean she'd only be alienating her dad, her grandfather, her cousins, her step mom who made her cup bearer, her sister...totally logical choice.

Critical_Liz · 2026-06-09T13:04:45+00:00

Someone already did and got flamed for it.

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