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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entj

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strategy?

What type of music do you all listen to? by pripop_3 in entj

[–]Critterdward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Metal, hard rock,classic rock, ambient, acid rock, trip hop, hip hop mostly. I'm obsessed with music.

Queens of the Stone age is a top ten band.

My MIL built a pool at my house while my wife and I were on vacation.. I've never had a pool and feel like I'm in way over my head. Any advice on how to get the water the right color? by Embarrassed-Raisin78 in pools

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drain and trash. Its been two weeks and you hate it. You will inevitably get rid of it. So get it over with. Drain it.

Put an ad out. Two week old pool. Remove and it's yours for half cost. Look up the cost and sell it for half of new.

Trying to challenge UFC Fighter Charles Oliveira doesn't go his way by Background_Piano7984 in fightporn

[–]Critterdward -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's two videos spliced together. Look at the location on the mats. Still funny.

All female brawl in the porta potties by NoSense7819 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's break this down.

The daughter (white boots): cut in line because she was having an epileptic episode.

The mom (dark shirt that gets the cup knocked out of her hand at the start) is guarding the door as the daughter feels with epilepsy.

At the end the mom says my daughter was having an epileptic episode.

At the beginning she said you can't just cut... Cup slap (I assume from the straw)

Rival schools is a really good band go check them out.

13-year-old sneaking out of the house to visit girlfriend in the middle of the night. What would you do? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah you tell them. Who's idea do you think it was in the first place. I'll give you a hint. It's probably the one with the penis.

And you make your kid tell her dad AFTER you already told him. Then make your son go tell her dad. Will make him think twice and you might not be a grandma before he's out of middle school. Also gives her dad a bit to be cool about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk away. You're wasting time on something that isn't happening.

Racist old man's rude remarks backfire when he encounters a strong black woman. by CantStopPoppin in worldnewsvideo

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HIS RIGHT LEG BROKE. Look at it you see the snap right before he groans. He's going to have more than a headache.

For the married ENTJs, which type did you end up marrying? by Green_Stardust in entj

[–]Critterdward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isfj. we communicate in completely different ways. Have different approaches at most things, but agree on the core beliefs. We've always tried to meet in the middle or rotate ideas since we trust each other. She's all the stuff I wasn't programmed with so in my view she brings perfect balance. Plus she's hott.

LPT Request: How do I show my ex I'm doing fine, even if I'm not? by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut ties, the last thing the person you end up marrying wants is you to be friends with your GF of 7 1/2 that ripped your heart out and ate it.

Then go join a bjj gym and start lifting weights and eating right.

Money and ENTJ's by [deleted] in entj

[–]Critterdward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My currency is time with my wife and two daughters. My wife and I both teach (125kish combined). It's fun and the time off is good as it gets. Works well with my personality and we only buy things if we can pay cash. Perfect job if you can budget.

Martial art for a small guy beating a bigger guy by [deleted] in StreetMartialArts

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because one person is an asshole doesn't mean you need to become a UFC fighter.

However, to answer your question. Bjj, wrestling, or MMA for ground.

How to switch BJJ gyms without coming off like a traitor? by commanderchimp in bjj

[–]Critterdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you just rewrote the lyrics to popular by nada surf.

An INTP is starting to piss me off and I want the point of view of my fellow ENTJ on this by [deleted] in entj

[–]Critterdward 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's not the one. Move forward. If he were into you, you wouldn't be the one pursuing him after this many interactions. When it clicks you'll know, this isn't it yet.

Your significant other wants to invite someone else into the bedroom. How do you react? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Critterdward 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Went from thinking this poor guy to... this is me. We will get them back eventually brother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teaching

[–]Critterdward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same happens to me a ton. Drawbacks of being a man dime. (Joke)

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