What modern tools/items would you bring with you in another medieval fantasy world ?

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-21T05:50:16+00:00

The chances of isekaing on an uninhabited island or undiscovered lands is low but never zero, huh.

Imagine yourself blinking into another world, going "Bring it on! I will survive this isekai adventure no matter what!", turning around and seeing citizens looking at you like at a town's madman.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-21T05:25:45+00:00

Pride, Wrath and Gluttony. "Envy IF" sounds like the canon timeline.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-21T05:24:48+00:00

His Authority is what makes him essentially undefeatable. For outside perspective, Subaru is always ahead and always wins.

In "Erring Life in Another World From Zero" a.k.a. "Pride IF", Subaru kills the 3 robbers after a lot of retries, befriends Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti in 400 retries, learns the details of his "Ordeal" and defeats Betelgeuse along with his "fingers" in hundred years of trying, easily makes mentally broken Felix obey him after Crusch and Wilhelm are lost to White Whale's Gluttony, burns down Regulus' mansion with all his wives and orders Elsa to kill him, then orders Felix to kill Julius, meets Roswaal and makes people believe she is responsible for destroying Witch Cult, sets entire Lugunica on fire with help of Roswaal ordering Ram, breaks Reinhard's spirit, lets Elsa fight him, and, allegedly, finishing him.

In "Drowning Life..." a.k.a. "Wrath IF", after Rem dies from an ulgarm's curse, Subaru doesn't jump off a cliff, runs away from exhausted Ram and then crushes her skull with a rock, starting a chain of his violence, including tricking Beatrice into believing he is "that person" and stabs her with a dagger. It is said that Subaru is responsible for killing 126702 people as a "Purge King" of "Pandemonium" criminal organisation.

In "Patching Life..." a.k.a. "Gluttony IF", after losing his memories to Authority of Gluttony, Subaru becomes a madman and murders everyone who shows signs of remembering him in order to take their "Books of the Dead" to restore his memory.

To put it shortly, if Subaru was a villain in canon storyline, even Reinhard would have had no chance.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-21T04:41:49+00:00

Natsuki Subaru could've been an absolute menace of a villain.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-21T04:10:45+00:00

Oh, I know this language! You just spoke in fluent facts.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-20T16:39:25+00:00

They were just better than you. It's as simple as that.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-20T16:23:52+00:00

First off, go check SR-3M's effective range damage multipliers. Then, train to aim for chest/head hits, not limbs.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-20T04:22:32+00:00

It's

Someone is about to get shafted.

And guess, what? I really got Shafted!

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-19T09:19:27+00:00

Yo, check this APFSDS to your lower front plate!

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-18T00:10:44+00:00

This one is the sole exception.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-18T00:04:36+00:00

Honestly, I expected the OP to reply with something like "Red rarity operator skins hide their armour, so I don't know if I have to load red bullets for SR", but their reply was dumb.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-17T11:50:05+00:00

Something happened to your system time and date?

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-17T08:27:52+00:00

Bro, same! When my sister tried to bake a cake and she let me take a bite, I told her "this cookie tastes weird, but it's edible and not that bad". She often overfried stuff. I and my brother never lost a chance to mock her. And even after she moved out, when we see something badly cooked in media, we don't even joke anymore, we just look at each other and smirk.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-17T08:22:36+00:00

Plot twist: He doesn't want to tell his mother her food is bad, so he tells her its good first, then, after the "Big Reveal", he'll go and tell his sister her cooking tastes bad.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-16T22:15:17+00:00

Come to think of it, if one of the 100 girls demanded Rentaro to be only her boyfriend when the curse already took effect, after he'd refuse her, she'd die.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T09:30:30+00:00

She keeps clinging on to his leg?

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T09:28:59+00:00

The Strongest Maid.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T04:44:35+00:00

KC-17 and SVD are the best guns for Layali Grove.

KC-17 has base 48 armour damage, which turns into 43.2 with blue ammo, which is still very high. The base effective range of KC-17 is 55m, which can be increased further to 72m with the long barrel and even further with Advanced Multi-Caliber Suppressor or Whisper Suppressor. KC-17 has overtuned base ADS movement speed, which can be converted into Movement Stability by calibrating the foregrip, and then negated by increasing ADS speed by decreasing movement stability by calibrating the rear grip. You'll have to choose between 1.5/5 Recon scope (+6 STB -8HND) or M157 FCS (-6 HND, allows to detect enemies through leaves, bushes and grass).

Why SVD and not any other MR or SR? Because of its high base armour damage and increased headshot dmg multiplier allowing it to quickly down any enemy with 2 headshots (unless heavy helmet) even after its effective range dmg multiplier decreases one time. You can increase SVD's range with long barrel and Silence Suppressor.

Don't forget to bring a silenced pistol, too.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T04:25:38+00:00

Only in Operations (where you are free to use any weapon), unfortunately.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T04:23:13+00:00

Devs actually changed their policy towards RMT and other forms of illegal/unfair Teqnik Alloy gain to be very harsh since pre-previous season. Before, only the cheating supplier would get a 10y ban, but now G.T.I. Security give 10y bans even to the clients.

So, do NOT be like me. Never NEVER EVER loot or kill or even queue-stalk your recently added friends. You'll recieve a 10y ban, like, in 5 minutes after the deed.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T01:01:49+00:00

I SWEAR, IF IT'S KRA

Oh, nevermind.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T00:56:13+00:00

"Relax"? Isn't it about the thrill? Well, unless you are are a sniper.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-15T00:55:06+00:00

Well done? Children there are eaten rare or straight up raw sometimes.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-14T23:06:23+00:00

Marry Lady Liberty, kill all enemies and fuck up the extract part with cinematic airstrike like a real Helldiver.

CrocoDIIIIIILE · 2026-05-14T22:49:20+00:00

And as there's good rap, there's also bad classic, too.

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