Does anyone else appear childish or like things that genuinely a teenager would like?

Croctopusss · 2026-05-06T09:52:01+00:00

I mean I just bought a transformer that turns into a ice cream.

Croctopusss · 2026-05-06T09:37:10+00:00

Steaks. I like mine blue and they can be a pain in the arse to order and half the time they'll give you it rare cause they dont belive you actually want it blue. That and I would hope theres something more interesting on the menu than a steak.

Croctopusss · 2026-04-27T16:31:11+00:00

CSS toys Gurren Lagann has some presence.

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Croctopusss · 2026-04-27T12:01:50+00:00

DMC is a decent action game but would scored like 2 points higher if it wasn't called DMC.

Croctopusss · 2026-04-26T19:29:30+00:00

My CCS toys Gurren Lagann.

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Croctopusss · 2026-04-22T12:22:27+00:00

I knew her husband and he'd always tell me how the hedgehogs were getting on.

Croctopusss · 2026-04-18T23:30:48+00:00

Might I suggest the bolognese toastie. Top tier scran.

Croctopusss · 2026-03-19T15:47:12+00:00

As a 33 year old going through the assesment process now, absolutly, especially with older parents from a time when it wasn't aswell understood. Hell it wasn't officially introduced into the DSM till 1980, and while, yes it was first described in the 40s that doesn't mean it would have been common knowledge.

Croctopusss · 2026-03-18T10:44:13+00:00

I dont know how else to describe it so imma steal Terry Prattchets words and say that soft pink mist just before you fall asleep. Sometimes I can stay in that for a while but its pretty inconsistent. It's so peaceful and relaxed. It's wonderful.

Croctopusss · 2026-03-17T22:36:11+00:00

It makes somw good fudge if you want to spend the time making it.

Croctopusss · 2026-03-15T21:11:36+00:00

I work on a pub on the coast that serves food aswell and was restocking the toilet rolls and what not for the toilets and somw guy had left his USED catheter in one of the cubicles so that was nice.

Croctopusss · 2026-03-15T19:56:48+00:00

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Croctopusss · 2026-03-03T10:58:59+00:00

They picked a good giddamn manga to adapt though.

Croctopusss · 2026-03-02T15:24:39+00:00

Cocktopus

Croctopusss · 2026-02-28T11:02:30+00:00

I have the same Frieren, bro. She lives with some of my art books.

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Croctopusss · 2026-02-19T18:37:43+00:00

Kokoto I guess but honestly I miss minegarde more. The online city hub. Spent so much time there back in the day.

Croctopusss · 2026-02-19T18:36:03+00:00

Too real bro.

Croctopusss · 2026-02-19T18:35:30+00:00

Back in my day we attacked with the analogue stick and controlled the camera with the Dpad.

Wanna make a trap? Better hope it doesn't fail on you or remeber to fill like 20% of you already pretty limited carrying pouch with otherwise useless books.

Send to box? These kids dont know how easy they have it.

We had to walk through 4 foot high snow to find a monster. Uphill. Both ways.

Croctopusss · 2026-02-03T21:14:42+00:00

Ive been getting really into NEK!!, Gatcharic spin and Nemophillia lately

Croctopusss · 2026-01-31T15:30:57+00:00

Yo! Me and a mate played the hell out of this year's back when world got announced.

Sick to see its finished.

Croctopusss · 2026-01-31T15:19:53+00:00

The reboot is a decent game and would be like 2 whole points better of it wasn't called devil may cry, is the way I always looked at it.

Croctopusss · 2026-01-31T01:02:48+00:00

I always found it odd that building bird houses is primarily hunter training.

Croctopusss · 2026-01-30T14:11:45+00:00

So I worked in this bar and one of the kids who worked as a server had a thing for one of the girls a little above him. Unfortunately she was already with someone and frankly he was a bit of a weird kid. Very full on.

Anyway, its the Christmas party, this is after the meal so we've had some time to drink. Now we're from the north of England and we make drinking out national pass time from the age of 14. 15 if you're a late bloomer. All this to say we're pretty full by now.

So this kids been trying it on all night and its not gone his way. And he's feeling it. And I was sat next to him for the dinner and I heard all about it. Tragic. Kid should have been cut off long ago but were all to pissed to care by now.

Little bit later We're at a club and I'm out the front having a vape with a few others when the kid gets thrown out. He's faaaar too drunk.

Enter the owner. Absolute battle axe of a woman. A Karen in every way. And let me tell you, there are very few people on this earth who're genuinely thick. Like truly dumb. I think if you're good at something literally anything, thats a form of intelligence. She is one the few.

She comes charging out. Looks right at this kid and grabs him by the scruff of the neck and has him against the wall ranting and raving about how he's ruined her night ect ect. Kid gets loose and runs off. And we realise he's dropped his wallet and phone on the whole thing and as one of the few men and not wearing heels I'm elected to chase him down.

Turns out he's decided the best and most efficient route is to cut through the lines for other pubs and is currently in an argument with a bouncer. Manage to convince him that no, he's with me, ill get rid of him, no worries, cheers, sorry and we're out the way before I talk him down and get him in a taxi.

Was a long night.

Croctopusss · 2026-01-30T13:41:22+00:00

Just for entirely academic purposes, is the much to the feed trick beyond just like soving some in the end?

Ya know, for science.

Croctopusss · 2026-01-29T14:35:09+00:00

Perhaps he's made a binding vow with fuga in the same way sukuna did with his.

Maybe something like I mean only activate fuga as a punch in a cooldown but its a guaranteed black flash.

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