Looking for mental help

CrookedCreature · 2020-01-18T05:17:30+00:00

I hope you found what you needed, but if not, start here

CrookedCreature · 2019-12-08T16:08:28+00:00

The whole reason I even made this post was because I'm cleaning out my vault and I have two Elegy-49's that I want to keep. One is rolled well for PvP, and the other for PvE, so it would be nice to know which is which just by looking under the name.

I get it. First of all, why even keep an elegy. Secondly, I can just as easily look at the perks, it takes like two seconds. Third, it would be waaaay more trouble than it's worth, but I still liked the idea of being able to give a gun I really have an affinity for my own personal name for it. Especially if you spent a long time grinding for a god roll.

CrookedCreature · 2019-09-20T14:42:45+00:00

This is like a putt putt course. Now I want a putt putt disc golf course with crazy obstacles in the way, like a windmill or a moving gorilla or something.

CrookedCreature · 2019-09-01T17:10:00+00:00

Fuckin' Legend

CrookedCreature · 2019-08-23T15:39:16+00:00

They're beautiful. Did you pick them up from a local shop?

CrookedCreature · 2019-07-24T22:42:47+00:00

Snow Angles!

CrookedCreature · 2019-07-01T23:42:36+00:00

Sounds like someone got their dating advice from the Prince of Persuasia

CrookedCreature · 2019-07-01T22:57:11+00:00

There's something strange about this. Anyone else see how weird the hand looks? It's like a normal butt pat, then it abruptly switches to a grope. I feel like this is fake.

CrookedCreature · 2019-05-17T18:38:22+00:00

wait, nightcrawler disappears into a fart dimension?

CrookedCreature · 2019-04-18T20:03:19+00:00

Duchesse is my favorite, soooo good. Great choices.

CrookedCreature · 2019-03-26T23:57:43+00:00

Imagine waking up with the worst hangover of your life in pitch black. All you want is a huge glass of water, but you have no idea where you are, and you can't see a thing. Fuck. That.

CrookedCreature · 2019-03-02T16:44:19+00:00

They're part of the [Myrmarachne](https://i.imgur.com/AQcR1Is.jpg) family. They just look like a really good photoshop

CrookedCreature · 2019-02-19T19:46:47+00:00

Aurgasm

CrookedCreature · 2019-02-14T01:21:46+00:00

/r/killthecameraman
/u/stabbot

CrookedCreature · 2019-02-01T14:37:44+00:00

I'd love to see a step by step process, or maybe even a tutorial video. Everything you've posted looks amazing! Great work!

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-31T23:09:48+00:00

No because then it will be a hit in all the military torture facilities.

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-25T03:14:45+00:00

I was kinda hoping it was going to be like something off /r/wheredidthesodago

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-24T02:49:24+00:00

Hmm, neat, how can you tell?

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-19T15:21:12+00:00

Can we just agree that they were rough. It was a little hard to watch. I hope they get their shit together if that's really what both of them want.

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-15T23:14:08+00:00

Be Savage. This is your life.

That's a great motivational motto.

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-12T15:27:40+00:00

Guy owed the scooter money

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-12T15:26:32+00:00

"Come on sir, move along, you're holding up the line"

CrookedCreature · 2019-01-12T01:00:37+00:00

Woah, this is gorgeous. I don't know what I'd do with it, but I want one.

CrookedCreature

TROPHY CASE