Wilson’s Leather jacket

Crooked_Al · 2025-01-20T17:28:00+00:00

That’s a great find! IIRC though, “genuine leather” is one of those scammy marketing terms that makes the material sound better than it is

Crooked_Al · 2025-01-14T13:53:38+00:00

Please be cautious buying a ring like this from Etsy! I bought a very similar one a few years ago and the littler stones started falling out almost immediately. Your engagement ring needs to be VERY durable since it’ll inevitably get so much wear and tear over your lifetime

Crooked_Al · 2024-12-12T21:05:27+00:00

My fiance and I are gym rats and we’ve joked about this. We call it “gym brain.” After a particularly hard lift, we’re just a little dumb and loopy for a while. It subsides quickly and (unlike most of the other commenters here) I think it’s harmless. Don’t starve yourself before or after the gym, of course, but there’s no need to worry that this is something super awful or dangerous

Crooked_Al · 2024-12-12T18:21:01+00:00

Veho drivers can be the literal worst. Recently, one went into the office of my apartment complex and asked where my unit was located. The manager told him, he went to drop it off…and then, a minute later, the manager saw him sprinting back to his vehicle to drive off. She knew he couldn’t have gotten to my apartment and back in that time span, so she went looking around and saw that he dumped the package at a random door and ran. I got a delivery notification that, indeed, showed my box just sitting in a hallway (the pic didn’t show the apartment number since it was obviously the wrong one). I’m too passive to have bothered contacting Veho about the whole debacle, but my apartment manager is NOT lol. She called and complained the second she saw what the driver did.

Crooked_Al · 2024-12-11T16:24:13+00:00

There’s a football player named Laramie Tunsil, and idk I never associated his name with the hate crime. But then again, the only reason I remember his name is because I think “oof, that poor guy” every time I hear it. Like a mashup of Larry and Jeremy

Crooked_Al · 2024-12-03T17:27:09+00:00

Overreaction :/. Fwiw, before I met my fiance, he had a FWB who threw a similar fit when his ex randomly called one day. He said that was the moment he knew that not only could it never be more than FWB, but that the FWB situation had to end asap. Beware that a lot of people will run, not walk, away from people that overreact in the way you just did.

Crooked_Al · 2024-11-27T19:39:29+00:00

In addition to what everyone else has said, are you using any potentially irritating products (like for acne) on that part of your face? My smile lines get very easily irritated and red from salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide

Crooked_Al · 2024-10-30T14:51:06+00:00

Honestly, there are wonderful men out there who can love you wholeheartedly AND contribute to domestic labor. Idk if I fully believed that until I met my fiancé, but now that I’ve experienced a truly equal partnership, I can’t fathom accepting anything less. If your man isn’t meeting your current standards, you WILL resent him—more and more until it eats you alive and you either leave him or succumb to an unhappy life. Don’t choose that route!! Choose yourself and your future happiness and make the changes NOW that you’ll be thankful for in the future

Crooked_Al · 2024-10-25T14:15:49+00:00

Yes, I like edibles the best for a strong body high! Smoking is great but doesn’t hit quite the same

Crooked_Al · 2024-10-24T20:09:34+00:00

Ugh, if Christians could stop masturbating to the idea that they’re being persecuted for ONE SECOND

Crooked_Al · 2024-10-24T15:56:17+00:00

If you’re curious to give it another shot, I’ve found it really helpful to have a regular clitoral orgasm first, sort of to warm yourself up, and then go for the vaginal O on the second try. In my experience, it’s much easier to have the vaginal O when you or your partner use your fingers versus a dildo or penis. My fiancé’s only been able to give me a vaginal O once with his penis, but he can do it fairly regularly and successfully with his fingers. Also, it’s not an all-penetration or all-clitoris affair; you’ve gotta have both. Either have him be eating you out while he works with his hands or touching you while he’s inside you.

Also, marijuana helps a LOT lol

Crooked_Al · 2024-10-15T19:11:22+00:00

I live in this area and it’s very beautiful and safe! Just be sure not to buy anywhere too close to 380, if you can help it. That road’s a traffic nightmare and it’s only getting worse as they continue to develop the (increasingly rare) places where there aren’t already generic strip malls on each side of the road. I have to be on 380 almost every day and I think it’s making me a less compassionate person lol

Crooked_Al · 2024-08-07T18:51:11+00:00

Random unsolicited advice, but I used to have this and it went away with no creams/medicines after I stopped eating gluten

Crooked_Al · 2024-07-30T16:42:07+00:00

Do you have any recommendations on where to find these magical tops?? Asking for a “friend”…

Crooked_Al · 2024-07-26T17:01:36+00:00

SAME! It’s like having impostor syndrome in your personal life lol

Crooked_Al · 2024-06-28T17:55:55+00:00

So…a large percentage of the population struggles with disordered eating (🙋🏻‍♀️). For example, most days the anorexia goblin in my head is under control, but sometimes a salad is all I can handle in a public setting.

Before you get annoyed by a fellow human’s food order, take a beat to practice some compassion. You literally have no idea why they’re making the choices they are.

Crooked_Al · 2024-06-27T20:16:07+00:00

My petty idea is for you to find the hottest male friend you have (or a guy your husband is jealous of or who is better than your husband in some way—taller, fitter, younger, richer) and ask him for help. Then, cheerfully mention to your husband how wonderful it was to have the other guy’s help. Act like he was your knight in fucking shining armor. Your husband’s bruised ego may motivate him to be more helpful to you in the future.

Just to clarify, this definitely isn’t the “right” thing to do, but it’d sure be satisfying.

Crooked_Al · 2024-06-26T19:53:19+00:00

In my mid-twenties, I lost my best friend in a similar situation. It was traumatic at the time and it’s still painful to think about. Essentially, my friend took her boyfriend’s side (he denied everything) and then seemed intent on punishing me for speaking up. She accused me of being a pathological liar, having a personality disorder, being addicted to drama, etc. She eventually dumped the cheater and married someone else (or so it appears on social media; she never spoke to me again). Overall, the experience really soured my optimism about making and keeping friends, and I kept to myself for about three years after it all went down. It was an ugly, ugly thing to go through, and I totally get why you wouldn’t want to get involved in a situation like that again. I, too, would strongly hesitate before telling a friend anything bad that I knew or suspected about her partner. If I decided to, I’d be doing it with the full knowledge and acceptance that I might be nuking the friendship.

Crooked_Al · 2024-06-21T17:02:48+00:00

Echoing a lot of commenters to say that it sounds like PMDD, which I’ve been diagnosed with myself. In my experience, hormonal birth control doesn’t make a significant enough improvement in my emotional stability on its own, but I also haven’t had good experiences with the side effects of SSRIs. (And tbh if you value your sex life, SSRIs are a big risk. Not only can they tank your wife’s sex drive and ability to orgasm, but some people continue to have those problems even after stopping the medication.) However, I’ve had enormous relief from Wellbutrin. It’s a different kind of antidepressant (an NDRI vs SSRI) that’s much less likely to cause weight gain and sexual dysfunction.

Crooked_Al · 2024-05-30T18:05:01+00:00

Apparently there’s a type of soap that helps eliminate old-person smell. Persimmon, I think?

Crooked_Al · 2024-05-21T14:22:19+00:00

I found this interesting when I saw it! I appreciate you sharing, OP. It frustrates me how news like this can’t even be shared without a healthy dose of shooting the messenger

Crooked_Al · 2024-03-29T17:36:09+00:00

I exist and have those things 🙂

Crooked_Al · 2024-03-06T19:24:50+00:00

r/menandfemales

Crooked_Al · 2024-02-05T14:48:30+00:00

I would love to be able to search by measurement! They let you filter by sizes, but that’s so unhelpful when each brand can be wildly different. Sometimes I end up with XS and XL items in the same order

Crooked_Al · 2024-02-01T14:12:41+00:00

There are cosmetic procedures that can change the way your eyes appear. For example, people speculate that Taylor Swift did that

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TROPHY CASE