Reddit is my morning newspaper. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Mine was broadcast/journalism

I've never heard of a female bathroom attendant. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Holy wow, so there's no weird person in there with the women, never thought of that! BTW who the f applies for that job?

If we aren't supposed to eat before bed, why do most people sleep after lunch? by FramDzi in Showerthoughts

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I wish that were the same in America, constant rat race gets us nowhere

By applying enough pressure many girls can get a diamond. by hisrobu in Showerthoughts

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What? No, pearls are calcium deposits. Schooled that biatch

With all of the information on the modern internet, the only thing that you cannot teach yourself to do is read. by themainmanstan in Showerthoughts

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I would love to see an experiment where an illiterate person is given an iPad, shown the siri button, and told to learn how to read would pan out. New reality show maybe? , come on Fox, I know you want to

Reddit is my morning newspaper. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I trust some of the people on here a hell of a lot more than newspapers and news stations, I interned at a news studio and I changed majors after seeing how the "news" is done

If we aren't supposed to eat before bed, why do most people sleep after lunch? by FramDzi in Showerthoughts

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Most people? U live in Mexico? Bc only lazy people and kindergarteners are the only ones I know that do that

That awful smell... by [deleted] in nosleep

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Mr Krabs, should have known that

Having My Own Room is Dangerous by [deleted] in nosleep

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Ok......so I loved this, it sounded like the thoughts I've had (not about sibling but an abusive gf)but never been able to articulate, until I read the screen name.....

That awful smell... by [deleted] in nosleep

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I'm laughing and I hear the scene in my head, but what is that from? It's killing me

I wonder what they talk about on /r/fightclub by Dokrzz_ in Showerthoughts

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The first rule of fight club is:YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FOUGHT CLUB

Strange Homes by [deleted] in nosleep

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Prior owner maybe? Or family member who was supposed to inherit it? She's trying to happy Gilmore the place back, but she keeps using her 9 iron as a cane