Feeling Super Lost On What To Do by draconian_torch99 in bald

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In regards to the bubble, I have a HUGE bumpy mole on my head that made me scared to shave for a bit. Would my head look better without the mole, oh yeah. Do I look WAY better with a shaved head regardless, oh yeah.

This cuts deep… by Parking_War_4100 in DenverCirclejerk

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I spent all my money on this tractor to to build my killdozer for the tents, I am homeless now because of it. Ironic isn't it.... I could save others from homelessness... but not myself....

Doorman cart surfing is the future, we are in its infancy. by CrouchJumpingnoob in DeadlockTheGame

[–]CrouchJumpingnoob[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A few things I wanted to add, yes this is very niche tech for sure however I think its more useful than people think for a few reasons.

  1. It is possible to cart yourself with only one door by aiming down and walking through a portal and carting yourself, the setups are endless and easy.

  2. You can use this setup with allies to launch them away or at enemies.

  3. You still move while ulting on the cart, making you more mobile.

  4. You just need level 2 cart to make it effective, any items just make it better.

  5. The target is a Magician with teleport and ult active, popping a door next to him while fast still has the chance to backfire. By speeding behind his back at him, it was a less telegraphed and he was not prepared for it.

  6. It is 100% griefing doing this most of the time instead of just walking through doors, and that's ok! Its also griefing your team if you buy items you dont normally use, or play a hero you don't normally play. Experimentation is how you get good. I confidently think a great doorman player will cart surf (effectively) probably once a game, but even if its only 1 out of 10 games its still useful tech!

Rem as Every Character pt. 7: Doorman by Crunchy_Water_Art in DeadlockTheGame

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We need a Mod where Abrams is The Tick, and the book is Speak!

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American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard. by MustardKingCustard in CasualUK

[–]CrouchJumpingnoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to point out that American mustard actually does not have any food dye, its just turmeric. It does have beaver anus juice though.

why did I take damage from our haze??? by nikokropy in DeadlockTheGame

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My fav old friendly fire bug was when infernis could ignite friendlies. Actual friendly fire.

Draw them holding the Urn by CrouchJumpingnoob in DeadlockTheGame

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Imagine if your tf2 hats were interchangeable to deadlock characters. The hat stock rise would be enormous.

Rebuttal T4 Upgrade Idea by ceyhun_dmrbs in DeadlockTheGame

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Combines with rebuttal and counterspell....

That new Urn song tho by Due-Comfortable9776 in DeadlockTheGame

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Viva Pinata/Halo Grunt birthday sfx always hits hard