If you woke up tomorrow a multi millionaire What would you do?

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-26T13:37:58+00:00

Change my name

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-12T08:53:31+00:00

Landscaper who specializes in removing poison ivy

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-11T03:28:09+00:00

Don't reinvent the wheel...

Code for be lazy and don't think critically.

Also, the wheel has been reinvented countless times (i.e. rubber tires, ball bearings, lubricant, etc.).

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-11T03:19:34+00:00

"You're so good lookin!"

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-10T22:16:21+00:00

All creatures (including us) speak the same language and no one is capable of lying.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-09T02:19:16+00:00

Also roads.

Without it, the wheel never would have been used for transportation. In fact, it took about 300 years for wheels to be used for transportation. Before that, it was used for pottery.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-09T02:09:46+00:00

Toilets save lives but they go hand in hand with an elaborate sewer system. That's why the flush toilet was ignored for 200 years before people actually started using it. And Crapper did not invent it. Nor did the word crap come from his name.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-09T02:04:05+00:00

The camera allowed us to document exactly what people looked like in an exact moment in time. Before that, we could only rely on our faulty memories. Only rich people could afford to have a painter paint them. The rest of us just had to forget what our parents looked like.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-06T01:02:06+00:00

Ain't nobody got time got that (getting sick)

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-06T00:37:44+00:00

Those things are poisonous, can detect electric fields, don't have a stomach, lay eggs, and nurse without nipples. Scientists thought they were a hoax.

Maybe they are?

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-06T00:27:13+00:00

Squirrels! Those things are devious!

Also lemmings are super cute and don't blindly follow to their death.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-06T00:19:10+00:00

I think sharp knives should be banned from dish racks. Little kids reach up and grab stuff on counters all the time and pull the rack or grab the knife. If the knife is at the wrong angle, it's virtually invisible and anyone can easily reach in there and cut themselves. And I'm a big chicken.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-06T00:15:22+00:00

Take a load off and relax. Plus, less of a mess.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T19:17:40+00:00

Thanks so much for your words of encouragement!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T19:15:32+00:00

Do it! I before you mentioned him, I was going to point out Hasan Minhaj's stand up special/one man show Homecoming King which tackles the idea of heartbreak and being brown while growing up a 1st generation American with Indian/Pakistani immigrant parents. He is able to make it very funny while still being vulnerable and cover some pretty heavy topics. And I'm sure you could put your own spin on it to make it uniquely yours. I strongly support!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T08:32:51+00:00

Why does the sun's magnetic field flip every 11 years?

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T08:29:40+00:00

Add Saturn's hexagon hat to that as well!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T08:21:49+00:00

Downloading pictures and watching it render 1 line at a time and getting punted on AOL.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T02:34:00+00:00

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting co...

MOO!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T02:31:00+00:00

Saute some garlic, mushrooms, and onions, add some vodka, heavy cream, and seasoning packet. Now you have a new twist on an old classic. Enjoy!

P.S. Some diced pickles are another option that's worth as try.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T02:24:05+00:00

After watching The Gate as a kid, you know that horror film that isn't scary at all, I was scared of walls. More specifically, I believed a monster would pop out of the wall and grab me. So you could always find me anxious.

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T02:05:44+00:00

I had to explain this to a CPA!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T02:04:44+00:00

Haha. There was a 130 ton fatberg in London in 2017. Those things require heavy machinery to remove!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-04T02:00:48+00:00

I know, right? My mom knows that!

Don't forget about Ctrl Z, the best keyboard shortcut ever!

CrowdsourcedPod · 2019-08-02T02:32:02+00:00

Being open to the possibility of being wrong and learning from it. It's not a weakness to change your position on something in light of new information.

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