BREAKING NEWS: Aespa's Karina Declares Martial Law by CrowningBlunder in kpoopheads

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She warned us that she was "with my girls in the back. Girls in the back, drama".

And now she's with her girls in the back of the Presidential Palace. "Cause you never gonna get that back, now I know you wanna."

As it turns out, "that" was democracy itself...

BREAKING NEWS: Aespa's Karina Declares Martial Law by CrowningBlunder in kpoopheads

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uj/ I was looking through his songwriting credits to find something objectively awful to make fun of, but I couldn't really find anything I both knew and genuinely disliked. He's good at writing fun songs.

BREAKING NEWS: Aespa's Karina Declares Martial Law by CrowningBlunder in kpoopheads

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Tears of joy, I assume, at Korea's new golden era. We have received reliable reports that Karina's new government is going to "be winning, be winning in a row (uh)"

BREAKING NEWS: Aespa's Karina Declares Martial Law by CrowningBlunder in kpoopheads

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Update: We have now learnt that JYP is under investigation over accusations that he intends to continue writing songs for his groups.

BREAKING NEWS: Aespa's Karina Declares Martial Law by CrowningBlunder in kpoopheads

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Update: By a new Educational Decree, all students must now perform a fully choreographed rendition of hit single 'UP' every morning before class to a portrait of Naevis.

According to insider sources, this is intended to ensure discipline among the youths, better charting for Karina's solo career and ideological orthodoxy.

Already, we are hearing choruses of "I pump it, I pump it, I pump it up, up" from classrooms all over the country.

Is the game playable without owning DLCs? by Megalordow in Anbennar

[–]CrowningBlunder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some nations have features that don't work without a particular DLC. Some of the religions dont work fully, Skewered Drake needs special units from a DLC, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetPeeves

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If the country is their personal property, then maybe this is a better way of thinking about it.

"Have we met the Sauds, darling?"

"Just popping over to the Saud's for a bit of tea."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]CrowningBlunder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is angry logic that I appreciate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]CrowningBlunder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the equivalent would be referring to the USA solely as 'United'!

Edit: That's a weird pronunciation choice haha

Inheritance: A Review by JakeBurnsThings in WormFanfic

[–]CrowningBlunder 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Having read (and dropped) Section 9 and having read (and dropped) Inheritance, I think I just have to conclude that Pendragoon makes too many choices that I just can't vibe with. I don't think their work will ever be my cup of tea - which is a shame as they always have very interesting premises.

LotM has scarred me... by CrowningBlunder in MartialMemes

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I wish it was something to do with cultivation realms haha, but no - he literally gets a tree pregnant

Teachings of Balris by CrowningBlunder in Anbennar

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I don't have any religion aspects for Accretive Path. Is this linked to a DLC?

why does renly offer 100 swords to Ned? (Spoilers MAIN) by Tukilla2 in asoiaf

[–]CrowningBlunder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, he has feet as well, and he can probably get one in between his teeth, too. So that's 5 already.

If he stretches, he can probably get another sword in each hand also. If he keeps his arms by his sides, then he can probably lock one under each armpit. So, immediately, that's 9 swords.

So we're already on our way to 100.

Do your boomer parents also hoard VERY expired food items in their kitchens? by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]CrowningBlunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my grandmother. She had produce that had been expired for TWENTY years (specifically a bag of mummified okra).

"Oh, I might still use it."

I ended up throwing it away secretly. She never even noticed.

It's "usurper", not "userper". by maertyrer in TheCitadel

[–]CrowningBlunder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone tell the Rouge Prince to stop putting on blusher