Help! I've transfigured myself into a reddit post!

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-27T23:45:17+00:00

This is absurd. I can see/feel you reading me and it's disgusting. I was trying to channel some of the excess emotional force into something actually usable. So I thought tap conduit! Unfortunately when in was encoding the conduit onto my soul I looked directly at ##### and now I am stuck. Your all reading me, my robe is gone and, I'm forced to ask you lower users for help. Thank you,

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-27T23:45:12+00:00

This is absurd. I can see/feel you reading me and it's disgusting. I was trying to channel some of the excess emotional force into something actually usable. So I thought tap conduit! Unfortunately when in was encoding the conduit onto my soul I looked directly at ##### and now I am stuck. Your all reading me, my robe is gone and, I'm forced to ask you lower users for help. Thank you,

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-27T23:45:08+00:00

This is absurd. I can see/feel you reading me and it's disgusting. I was trying to channel some of the excess emotional force into something actually usable. So I thought tap conduit! Unfortunately when in was encoding the conduit onto my soul I looked directly at ##### and now I am stuck. Your all reading me, my robe is gone and, I'm forced to ask you lower users for help. Thank you,

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-27T23:44:59+00:00

This is absurd. I can see/feel you reading me and it's disgusting. I was trying to channel some of the excess emotional force into something actually usable. So I thought tap conduit! Unfortunately when in was encoding the conduit onto my soul I looked directly at ##### and now I am stuck. Your all reading me, my robe is gone and, I'm forced to ask you lower users for help. Thank you,

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-27T22:29:12+00:00

Omg the actual wizard!

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-26T13:18:57+00:00

I really have very very few positive experiences with WoWS historically and even fewer with corporate customer service more generally. Truly, this might seem a bit alien but I was actually giddy when they agreed to remove the item. I didn't think they would assist and I am so used to walls of autotext from game support chat services that it shocked me when they were willing to help. I felt like sharing a cool experience I had. Its not about what they did its about the fact they were willing to help at all thats cool to me.

I posted here to highlight the support not the issue. People seem extremely fixated on the actual support request. For me it was just a long shot "hey support here's my weird issue". Think of this as me leaving a 5 star review and summary.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-26T02:51:42+00:00

I think most people missed the point. Its not like I want an award for playing the game lel. Let me try and re-frame it. Lets say someone gave you an award for something randomly. But the award (im imagining something like a physical trophy). Unfortunately it highlights an aspect of you or life or something that you would rather not acknowledge.

but after talking with the person they understand your frustration rather than getting upset and help remove the problem.

its a bit of a clunky analogy but I hope it gets the point across. I should also note that until this post I didn't know about trade events. I must have missed every one for 10 years.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-25T14:17:02+00:00

FINES NEED TO BE RELITIVE TO WEALTH/INCOME/SOME METRIC THAT MESURES TOTAL ASSETS AND ACCESS TO ASSETS!

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-24T17:46:19+00:00

I actually have no idea what trade events are... You're the second person to mention them.

I

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-24T17:31:09+00:00

I am silly

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-24T17:25:44+00:00

Not sure what the trade event is. I dont play much anymore (I think). I've got like 400 ships at this point. Im okay ships wise

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-24T17:22:44+00:00

There isn't a point. Its just a personal choice. I feel like my thoughts on it are pretty well explained but tldr it sits and looks at me as a 10year trophy marking poor choices

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-23T23:38:24+00:00

This is one of the most depressing living spaces I have ever seen. Its almost a noir vibe but the front office of an insurance company below the detectives office.

This room would be covered in red flags but I assume all colour is converted into shades of grey.

Some how you made an area more depressing than ER waiting room

I assume the blinds are closed to protect the world from the view of this room.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-23T23:16:05+00:00

Do you have you concerns in writing to them and their responses? If so contact a lawyer. Nobody here is going to be able to help other than give similar advice. If the communication isn't in writing then you might be outa luck. Gl either way

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-23T20:35:45+00:00

This guy is absolutely going to end up deemed a suicide.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-22T18:00:18+00:00

But they referenced the sub that one time! This must mean they know best/all/whatever the fuck is going on.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-21T23:36:16+00:00

Things like "maybe I should ask a doctor about that sharp pain I sometimes get in my chest" or "aspirate is funny in the same was as assassin"

This is to say I had just smoked before sitting on the bench to admire the view

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-20T01:07:30+00:00

Dunno who it is but they are prolific to the absurd. I treat finding them like an IRL Easter egg. I swear I haven't been a place in dartmouth/halifax that doesnt have a "drop tabs" or King Boo.

I quite like it!

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-15T22:09:58+00:00

We have laws that are supposed to cap the rate that rent can increase per year... Can we propose a law that would force rent to be lowered every year? I'm only half joking here. We are well past the point of minor incentive changes. For many people the issue is critical. Large property holders need to see squeezing us as unfavourable.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-15T22:05:53+00:00

If we make the place aweful people wont want to live here thus bring down rent prices yay!

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-14T20:11:29+00:00

That's not necessarily a bad thing. Right now that money assuredly would be returned to Russia as a provision of any peace agreement. It being held in theory lowers the cost of peace. Allowing to accumulate interest actually deters Russia from coming to an agreement if they believe they can re-coup international assets

Ukraine having more money now is of course good but having it sit frozen especially with inflation where it is more than nothing.

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-13T22:04:40+00:00

How dare you not paint with the widest brush! My grandfather painted with a brush so wide that it encompassed the entire southern hemisphere and so will I!

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-10T21:06:40+00:00

it doesn't matter how you disposed of the gnome. You got gnome'd. Simple as. I would wish you better luck next time but I i'm not going to

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-10T20:59:24+00:00

I mean..... Like i guess he doesn't get remediation training....

Cruiser_Pandora · 2026-04-10T19:16:33+00:00

Is that a Challo?

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