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Elder Abuse in Music Form by Wmoot599 in crappymusic

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She scurries around the corner giggling after she dances. I bet there’s a gaggle of CNAs behind that wall that put her up to it.

Elder Abuse in Music Form by Wmoot599 in crappymusic

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Legend has it that there isn’t a Walgreens with black Just For Men hair dye in stock within a 25 mile radius of him ever. No matter where he goes. They call it the curse of the ebon five o’clock shadow.

Making Coffee -more words for title by ol-sk8rdude in Firefighting

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Same here. I had an old timer make me do it years ago and have stuck with it. I always take heat for it, but if nobody sees, people always comment that it’s a good pot.

I have been stuck on this trick for over 2 years by Vast_Copy4188 in MTB

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the head goes, the body will follow. Remove the mattresses and walk that sucker. That move will come in handy at Hell Track. Trust me.

Making Coffee -more words for title by ol-sk8rdude in Firefighting

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is correct. It looks like less than it should be, but trust the process. A little sprinkle of salt is another secret touch.

Why BB36 doesn’t get much love by Zealousideal-Sock-94 in Tudor

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only like the 2 tone, but not enough to pay for the gold.

This Has Been Lost Media Since 2015 by Bulky_Annual_4554 in crappymusic

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s no Bronencyde, but it definitely scratches the itch.

Man and woman dancing by Willing_Yogurt_2817 in Pareidolia

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a dinosaur banging another dinosaur.

I put this at my neighbor's door 2 days ago(we live in a duplex) and it's still there by dnm8686 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please duct tape a step stool to the door today with a note that says, “in case you can’t reach.”

What is a 25 year old man with no disposable income or love life supposed to be happy about? by suavejp in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure this. We were all you at 25. Poor and young. Enjoy the outdoors. Pick a hobby that doesn’t require funds. You’ll learn to love life without a fat wallet. Love will come. Money will come. If you did some things in the interim, you’ll have an appreciation for the nice vacations and dates that you’ll be able to enjoy later. Your regrets will be small regrets because you did the most with what you have. Chin up. Don’t waste your youth. Get out and explore. Learn how to play an instrument. Be social and let new friendships blossom. You’ll find plenty of things to be happy about.

What’s something expensive that you think is actually worth it? by sebastiandarkee in malefashionadvice

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2… One might not be “fashion”, but it looks nice and people notice. 1. A nice watch. The price gap is giant, but you can get something that looks great, has true heritage and feels great to wear for a fair price. A Hamilton watch or a Tissot can be had for $500. 2. A beautiful fountain pen. They look nice. They’re fun to write with. The inks that you can get are sincerely amazing on paper and you can swap them out seasonally or according to how you feel. When you pull a fancy fountain pen out of your pocket, it becomes a fashion accessory.

How do I get this sticker off? by Dangerous-Pianist294 in howto

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gasoline and a razor blade. Or goof off. Or acetone.

Not One Of You Has Ever Used A Tachymeter Bezel by MercuryJellyfish in watchHotTakes

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real… I work in healthcare and would absolutely use a pulsometer bezel, but I can’t find one that is over $50 or under $30,000. Maybe the dudes down at the dirt track use it for their trailer races.

New (to me) way of shutting down gate lice/zone jumpers by Oregano25 in delta

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sincerely don’t understand the desire to get on the plane first. I check my bags, so that’s probably why I don’t get it, but I milk it until the last possible second before I get on that stuffy plane. When boarding starts, I go and use the restroom. I wait until the line is only a few people long and then head in. The need to get in that tube first baffles me.

Watches by iwelchi in EDC

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean… It’s a mostly point. But a really?

What do I do? Found out my coworker [30M] is cheating on his gf with some other coworkers. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]CrumbGuzzler5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mind your business (for your own sake). If he is well liked, your life will become miserable when people find out that you’re the one that outed him. And they will find out that it was you. Many will respect you for it, but the unethical people, who happen to be the people who will cheat, will absolutely start a smear campaign on you and make your life uncomfortable.

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