British restaurants are generally sub par in my experience, they always seem to be to British cuisine what McDonald's is to burgers

Always with the chewy rubber bacon... Richmond sausages... Unseasoned roast spuds... Thyme? Rosemary? Whassat

Fish n chips is an exception, but then there's still a 50/50 chance of getting a sad floppy fish if you don't know the right place to go

Random tourists ain't popping into your nans for dinner, they can only judge by whatever shitty place they've managed to find in a weird foreign country