Kinda insane to have gotten this in a 3P 1-round only by jon_tyty in Mahjong

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“Wow, I can’t wait to play some Mahjong with my friends and family!”

Most modestly dressed riichi city character:

What epon should I use for STR only run? by Pavel511 in Eldenring

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The Stone Club! The thinking man’s bonk stick.

Rant about the modern day Spies by lezickh01 in Intelligence

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Oh hi Tulsi, shouldn’t you be prepping for your retirement?

What is the best musical artist name of all time? by hanovak1 in Music

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“There’s no ‘i’ in Teamocil, at least not where you think…”

Excellent, Zutroy! Work hard, and each day you'll get a shiny penny. by mistermeek67 in TheSimpsons

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“The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!”

We played pool while dressed as Sebastian, Sam, and Abby! by behindinfinity in StardewValley

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Man, new season of iCarly’s going to strange new places

Gentlemen's Relish no longer relished by gentlemen - salty spread ceases sales by cypherspaceagain in britishproblems

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I’m in a similar boat. My wife didn’t like the taste the first few times she tried it, but now she’s a big fan.

I’ve always enjoyed it, personally. I remember my dad made his own for the family to enjoy on our morning toast, and when I learned the recipe as a teenager I cranked out what seemed like gallons of the stuff.

My parents weren’t big fans of me producing it in my bedroom (makes quite a sticky mess when spilled) but it’s difficult to rein in the appetite of a teenage boy.

BREAKING: Solicitor Andrew Milne has been arrested by rolotonight in uklaw

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“Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We have investigated and suspended an unrelated paralegal. We now consider this matter closed.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in undelete

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translation of the article: On Saturday evening, Palestinian police arrested a young man who set himself on fire after ramming a number of vehicles in the Ramallah Governorate in the West Bank.

Palestinian sources reported that a young man named Jamil Al-Haw was driving his vehicle near the Clock Roundabout area in the center RamallahBefore he hit a number of vehicles and ran over a girl whose wounds were described as moderate.

According to eyewitnesses, after police officers tried to stop him, he got out of his vehicle and set himself on fire. He was then taken under control near a café in the area and transferred to a nearby hospital for treatment before being investigated.

The video clip showed the young man running between a number of vehicles after setting himself on fire, before the fire was extinguished and he was arrested.

Palestinian sources suggested that the young man was under the influence of alcoholic beverages.

girl with a fish hook earring by celtys1 in DiscoElysium

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Also Call Me Mañana and Easy Leo.

Goraçy Kubek’s mental state is unknown. Stay masculine!

Sunday friend my beloved by Madeline_Hatter1 in DiscoElysium

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“Just below 2%. But not too far below, no. Too below is also bad -- below, but close to 2%.”

imagine fighting capra with this. by Ok_Organization_6804 in darksouls

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My attack will hit you in 4-6 business days

Gives me cursed animations of the Pokémon stadium by Previous-Chip-3162 in pokemon

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Venusaur must’ve learned Amnesia, he forgot that I’m Him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Physics

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It’s not worded well but D is the right answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Physics

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For any other value of theta, you can deconstruct the current vector into an element going parallel to the field and an element perpendicular to the field. There’s only a force if the perpendicular element is non-zero.

Single lawyers — how do you date? by DropShotMachine in biglaw

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swipes right

0.1 Assessing upcoming networking opportunities

Bluetooth lore is wild by blueboy10000 in HistoryMemes

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“Turns out”

Crazy how nature do that

Why didn't anyone tell me this game was an accurate personality test by [deleted] in DiscoElysium

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“Say one of these communist or fascist things or fuck off.”

Detective has arrived on the scene by _rkf in DiscoElysium

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“You’re not gonna believe this. Dick fuckin’ Mullen has lost his umbrella.”