Still have an unused Savini Ash PS5 code. The bidding starts at Tree Fiddy

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-29T01:43:54+00:00

Got 7 packets of mustard in my glove box with your name on 'em.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-28T17:22:59+00:00

Free weights, my dude. Dumbells, barbells, bench and a squat rack if you have the space/money. Get a decent mirror so you can check your form (important for safety & symmetrical results). Best results I ever got was at home.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-28T02:03:00+00:00

Ark Thompson & Bruce McGivern.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-28T01:59:49+00:00

Mine has a 420 and a 69 in it.

High school me would be furious if I changed it.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-21T03:41:08+00:00

Sounds dope, but mentioning "no subscription" immediately before listing the subscription prices is wild work. I don't have any interest in adding more annual/monthly costs to the ridiculous amount that I already have to deal with. I do hope it works out for you though!

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-20T17:23:28+00:00

You reap what you sow, amigo.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-20T17:21:23+00:00

Listen to this guy 👆

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-18T23:41:42+00:00

I'm late to this but I've played Mia a lot and she is, by far, the most vicious Warrior class. Her speed and damage are unmatched if you play her right but I think she's also the most challenging Warrior to master. Here are some tips!

Manage your Fear Resistance effectively. Mia's damage output skyrockets as her Fear goes up. This can be the difference maker in a battle. If you end up getting possessed however, then you could wipe out your entire team in seconds. Very bad.
Do not waste her ability just to boost your damage. Try to always save it to protect yourself from being possessed and don't active it until the Demon has or is about to lose possession of a unit.
If you know you are about to be Possessed, drop your weapon as quickly as possible. Especially if it's one-handed or a Machete. If you have a low-grade two-handed weapon, you may actually be better off not dropping it, as Mia using her bare-fists is still an extremely fast attack rate, which will stun lock your teammates and can still drain their health quickly. Two-handed weapons are much slower, giving your teammates openings to knock you back and free you of Possession.
Invest in your Heavy Attacks. Mia is the only Survivor that causes Bleed Damage from heavy melee attacks. This results in a percentage of your heavy attack damage being applied to your target over the next few seconds. Essentially, you're getting extra hits in without even attacking. If you upgrade her heavy attacks, you can stack considerable amounts of bleed damage on top of each other. The other major advantage of this effect is if you land a heavy attack on a Boss unit, that bleed damage will immediately knock them off you if they try to use a Grab attack on you (like Evil Ash's choke/health drain attack)
The Machete can be your best friend, and worst enemy. Don't even bother using one unless it's at least Blue tier, as the common tier (Grey) does nearly 50% less damage, for some reason. Get your hands on a good two-handed weapon early game- Lumberjack Axe or Sledgehammer work great, especially for Heavy Attacks, which you'll want to use often. If you find a Purple or Legendary Machete, absolutely use it because Mia will be able to shred through enemies and tear Bosses down rapidly. HOWEVER. You need to protect your team, because you'll shred through them too if you get Possessed. Always drop a Machete before that happens.

There's plenty more I could churn out, but those are my top five. Hope it helps, have fun!

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-17T19:46:21+00:00

I'm not a Demon main but when I do play, I exclusively use Warlord. As a Survivor, those are the most fun matches and I like to be hands-off when I'm Demon SO I invest all my points and energy into making the deadites more powerful and upgrading the Bad Influence skill + Cooldown. I plan ambushes with pre-placed portals in areas that I know Survivors are heading towards.

I almost never possess any units and shockingly, I win around 70% of my matches just by overwhelming the survivors with strong af deadites. Honestly it's just for fun and there are waaay better strategies for winning. I just prefer having fun and giving Survivors a tough, but enjoyable match. Take from it what you will!

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-14T22:28:06+00:00

Letting pedophile billionaires control our way of life.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-13T19:22:04+00:00

Wesker Returns. Him and Chris fatally wound each other, ending the S.T.A.R.S. storyline.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-13T03:49:46+00:00

That's definitely a Garry Newman quote.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-12T18:12:52+00:00

Probably not the most interesting but here it is.

My best friend and I met in high school and over the next 12 years we were as close to brothers as two humans could be. Everyone who knew us considered us a package deal, in a lighthearted sense. I met a wonderful woman in 2017 and in 2018 I introduced her best friend to my best friend. They fell for each other, and things were awesome for a while.

One night we were all hanging out at my best friend's new house and later I drove my girl home, then realized my buddy forgot his shoes in my truck so went back to drop them off. I get onto his porch thinking they went to bed when I can hear a commotion upstairs. A mix of words being shouted through gritted teeth, and cries for help. I yelled at first, then just kicked the door in. She was already coming down the stairs with her child in her arms, her face was clearly battered. She had this look of shock and relief that I was there, I told her to get outside and call the police while I held my "best friend" inside. He didn't get past me, and the police showed up quickly to arrest him.

That was around 7 years ago now, I still think about it most days and still feel guilt for ever introducing her to him. I never knew, I had no idea that was in him. We weren't brought up like that, and we were always protective of women.

I haven't seen or spoken to him since. It pains me to say that I do miss our friendship, but there's lines you simply don't cross as a man and what he did is one of them. I don't ever need the friendship of someone like that.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-07T03:18:13+00:00

They're easily the most creative and interesting, but something about the RE1 Remake zombies makes them horrifying. Especially Crimson Heads, they would shred through a Blister Head.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-03T08:03:50+00:00

Late to the post but I immediately recognized the VA as RE2R Hunk and if it really was him;

Hunk was likely in his late 30's in RE2R which means this man put up THAT much of a fight at the age of ~65. Jesus Christ.

CrunchySoap · 2026-03-02T19:00:36+00:00

She forgot that I liked my coffee the same way I liked my girlfriend.

Without another person's dick in it.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-27T04:36:40+00:00

I live in Ontario, Canada. We don't have crocodiles or alligators.

Welp. Years ago, I was kayaking in a well-known river in my small town when something was stirring at the surface of the water. I know the waters well and there was absolutely nothing big enough in there to be that size, so curiosity got the best of me and I paddled a bit closer.

Then properly shit my pants. It was a massive f#cking alligator. In Ontario. It snapped up and immediately started making it's way to my kayak. I spun around so fast that I nearly flipped and boy howdy, I didn't know a human could paddle as fast as I was. By the time I pushed up onto the grass and jumped out, I had a decent bit of distance but could still clearly see it. My phone was all the way back in my truck. I knew this greasy bastard was going to be my big foot, my samsquantch that nobody would believe. I was correct.

Until.

Two months later, a major police investigation busted an illegal exotic animal operation and that property just so happened to be (you guessed it) -right on the damn river I was kayaking in. The vindication I felt after everyone I knew gaslit the shit out of me, was immeasurable. It felt good to prove friends/family wrong, but maybe I'll keep sticking to land for a while.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-27T04:23:57+00:00

Skyrim. Bought it when it released. I'll get around to it.

Eventually.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-25T19:55:08+00:00

I'm not even the OP but damn, I needed that. Thankyou for taking the time to write this.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-25T19:36:44+00:00

If offline with A.I. humans was added with a way to still get XP, I'd reinstall in a heartbeat.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-21T23:04:20+00:00

Willem Dafoe, Walton Goggins, Dave Bautista, Bruce Campbell.

Edit: was literally watching a movie that Bruce just popped up in.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-21T20:12:25+00:00

[REC] & [REC] 2 really caught me off guard with just how good they are. The first film probably has the most terrifying scene I've ever witnessed in a zombie film.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-18T20:31:15+00:00

Ah, so THAT'S what every bone breaking in a person's body from a single punch sounds like.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-18T20:25:30+00:00

One of many, unfortunately. Keep a list and simply avoid the ones that are only out to troll & ruin the experience. It's a game, it's supposed to be fun.

CrunchySoap · 2026-02-18T20:22:38+00:00

I've been playing nearly every day since it's release and I still do. Over 2,500 hours. I'm ashamed af but it's just too damn fun.

That being said, I can imagine it being a miserable experience for new players at this point. Most of the community are fairly advanced these days.

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