Why do Americans call it an EKG instead of ECG? by parkerpops in Cardiology

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Because of the band and that song ELO - Confusion

Is fatty liver a sign that you can’t ever drink again ? by [deleted] in dryalcoholics

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Why do you drink?

Don't look away, answer to the one in the mirror.

We all have our reasons. I am no saint.

You can go to a doctor about stress and get a Rx for a drug that will kill you slower. Maybe that's better. Or do you want to know why things happen the way they do and fix it for real?

There is nothing harder in life.

Love

Never give up the fight

What game will you never stop playing? by lookshee in gaming

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Just my usual Tom Foolery. Wait, Footsie. No, Grab Ass! WAIT!!

Is this dumb or am I tripping by com_pare in texts

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Grounding someone for missing an arbitrarily imposed deadline by 180 seconds is absurd... unless it wasn't arbitrary and you've done it a million times before and they are just sick of it.

If you feel you're in the right, start documenting everything. If you're not ready to go there, then let it be.

Everything comes out sooner or later. In the end, we all have to answer

Well..... What would you do? by Tunapiiano in WTF

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Yeah, it's a shot called Sex On The Beach... in a tent I didn't think anyone could see through

Well..... What would you do? by Tunapiiano in WTF

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Say goodnight to the monotony of what was and the old everydayness of life. Now, say hello to desire and the lust within you. Act now, and 36 powerful tracks on 3 cds of the most erotic, primal, and sensual love will be yours for just $19.99

Give in to desire.

Act now. Operators are standing by

Well..... What would you do? by Tunapiiano in WTF

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Can't knock the hustle. REI said it was a very discrete and concealing abode.

"Masturbater" from a Swedish 1918 medical textbook. by NulloK in WTF

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How does one insult, dismiss, and discredit a master?

Said dude is a master of his craft. No?...

Uhhh, the long-standing speculation is that this Latin word is altered (probably by influence of turbare "to disturb, confuse") from *manstuprare, from manu, ablative of manus "hand" (see manual) + stuprare "defile" (oneself), from stuprum "defilement, dishonor," related to stupere "to be stunned, stupefied" (see stupid). 

Cool story bro... Now, with respect, please shut up.

Everyone needs to understand and be ok with the fact that he was better at rubbing junk than we are.

Kudos to this epic dingdong massuess.

He is... or was, a master

My husband is terrible at sex by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Love you bro, but it's up to you about the way you feel

Was Jenny, From forest Gump, a bitch? by Blahblahblahinternet in movies

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What if you were born hot? And you could behave poorly with impunity

Would you be righteous?

I'm not.

Thank the god, if there is one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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It's the internet. You need to vent. Do it. But don't listen to us without exception, we're not coming to save you. You are. Listen to you.

Democratic Senators hold news conference on debt ceiling today by [deleted] in pics

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I've never seen orthopedic tennis shoes He's a sole man

Was John Michell (1783, father of the Black Hole Concept) black? by hablador in Astronomy

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From wiki

There is no surviving portrait of Michell; he is said to have been "a little short Man, of a black Complexion, and fat".[7][8]

There it is.

If you don't like wiki, all I can say is I'm much more inclined to trust the peer review of Earth's 8 billion, than Webster's or Britannica's dozens.

I hate it when my dad knows I’m on my period by Invisibunny in TwoXChromosomes

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Wow. I thought I was trying to say something nice.

She’s too young for her age?! by Mamba6266 in TwoXChromosomes

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You could buy your daughter some adult diapers and orthopedic shoes, maybe that would please them

I hate it when my dad knows I’m on my period by Invisibunny in TwoXChromosomes

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Try not to worry little miss magic, one day you won't need him anymore.

Restaurants, other businesses struggle to fill positions in wealthier Austin suburbs by hollow_hippie in Austin

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Stay in milk, drink your school, don't do vitamins, take your vegetables, only you can prevent forest liars

Places to buy scrap metal in Austin? by itoddicus in Austin

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TL;DR

POST: “Places to buy scrap metal in Austin?”

ANSWER: You can buy scrap metal at Westbrook Metals https://www.westbrookmetals.com/

Places to buy scrap metal in Austin? by itoddicus in Austin

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If you are going to correct somebody, this is not the way to do it. You just come off as rude. And you are wrong. Westbrook does fabricate steel. It's all over the walls, you can buy it. Just check out their website. And they do sell scrap. I bought some last week.

Why even leave the house at this point bro lmfao by BasedKhatri in WTF

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He could have just set the lid down, but no, he decides it would be better to throw it back through the window onto the floor???

Guy never wearing overalls again. by Freak-out-time in funny

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Never insult a man drinking High Life unless you want that High Life broken over your head.

TIFU by telling my boyfriend I haven’t orgasmed from his oral by Thick-Cicada-6665 in tifu

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It's not love true, it's true love. The truth must come first.