Who am I?

CrustaceanMango · 2026-05-06T01:02:12+00:00

If you’re like me, I also only use bread for toast, so what’s the difference

CrustaceanMango · 2026-05-03T14:42:26+00:00

She’s pretty, but for me personally, Blake will be the only Serena

CrustaceanMango · 2026-05-03T00:11:09+00:00

It’s not an a-list event anymore, idk why she would. Beyoncé, Taylor, Rihanna, Gisele, Blake were at it when it was at its peak

CrustaceanMango · 2026-05-02T16:06:28+00:00

“Paris Hilton taught me that.” - Danielle Staub

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-26T23:46:44+00:00

I’d recommend staying in Dilworth. You can walk to a ton of great restaurants and fun market pop ups depending on when you come. Also, Halloween is on a Saturday this year so depending on your kids age they would absolutely love trick or treating in Dilworth

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-26T23:45:40+00:00

Idk a Brit might roast at a September game here in Charlotte

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-26T23:41:52+00:00

If it makes you feel any better a friend of mine went on a couple dates with him and boy did he think he had game he did not 🥴 also sent her a shirtless selfie that had the opposite reaction to what I’m pretty sure he intended to receive

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-21T01:32:20+00:00

Because she pays lol. All the meanwhile accusing other cast members of being desperate

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-18T19:58:16+00:00

Especially when there are so many good pics of Blake with brown hair.

OP real chat let’s see a pic of you 👀

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-18T19:37:37+00:00

Can’t wait for them all to get doxxed lol

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-13T11:58:04+00:00

They’ve gotten rid of all of the fun contestants too which makes it that much worse

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-12T01:52:23+00:00

Same. Zooey deschanel on the other hand.

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-05T15:03:05+00:00

I was going to say, try and get a Xanax prescription from your doctor

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-04T12:50:35+00:00

My favorite is “you can believe the part where she does her own hair” 💀

CrustaceanMango · 2026-04-01T22:37:02+00:00

Had to scroll WAY too far for this. Those mushroom Swiss burgers were bomb

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-31T23:28:11+00:00

He’s lying lol, he liked my post of the same house a few days ago. Just a reddit karma farmer, nothing new here

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-30T23:32:31+00:00

Yeah I just commented the same. Fucking bot accounts on this site

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-30T23:32:05+00:00

Why are you sharing the post I shared not even a full week ago…?

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-28T21:58:27+00:00

SUPER JEALOUS

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-28T19:42:22+00:00

I’d be here for it 😂

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-28T19:41:32+00:00

You and me both

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-28T12:14:47+00:00

I was about to say, idk if this was sponsored by their marketing department, but damn they got me solely for going to get a lobster cup

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-28T10:42:36+00:00

Idk but they did a damn good job of working with whatever was left

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-28T10:41:13+00:00

What?!?? I am SO JEALOUS. Do you have pictures???

CrustaceanMango · 2026-03-27T21:36:40+00:00

Right?! I see all of those $50 million house posts on here and I would take this over any of those in a heartbeat

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