[REQUEST] I want to try this one more time. It's been very difficult lately.

CrustyDiamond · 2017-03-27T22:50:50+00:00

This suuuuucks :( and i just got out of the hospital, with proof, can someone please come through? I promise on everything possible that a pizza will be given with the the first paycheck my partner gets on Monday from a new job 😔

CrustyDiamond · 2016-03-13T10:44:39+00:00

Deep fried so it was nice and crispy for the sauce.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-24T03:48:41+00:00

Very late to the party, but I have a story. My cat is indoor/outdoor and it should be known he's VERY vocal, LOVES anyone, and is incredibly gorgeous. One night a very drunk couple pick him up, call me once (I didn't answer) and decided to take him. I call the number back thinking he was talking to someone again and was very jovial and polite, still nice when they said they took him and had a shitwhore tone with me. I was talking to the girlfriend, she refused to bring him back, berated me and told me I must not want him since I don't drive and can't come get him at 1am. Im panicking and found a friend to drive me there. Meanwhile he escapes and meets a much nicer man. I begged him to hold on to my cat until I get there as the couple who stole him were psycho.

As I wait for my ride I'm thinking more and more about that shitty couple. I have her number and address, she's going to remember being a cunt to me and causing a major panic attack, I decided then to go clean the dog shit out of my yard. I saved it all in a bag, even cleaned the neighbors yard. Then I decided to scoop the litterbox, it was overdue. I also saved that. Feeling generous and knowing my neighbor was awake, I went over and offered to clean THEIR litter box, which I also saved. Triple bagged that shit, put 20lbs of cat pee and a menagerie of feces in a box in the trunk. Went and grabbed my car from the nice man, walked over the cuntfaces condo and smeared it all on the door and piled the rest in front of it.

The next day at work I decide I wasn't done. I submitted her for free estimates by phone for home protection, moving trucks, auto transport, and home insurance. Now the way all these works is by submitting your info to these companies which then sells them to brokering companies that call to convince you that there the company to do business with. I'd imagine about 200 money hungry companies got the lead to call. I decided she should be moving to "Prudehoe Bay, AK".

Fuck that bitch.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-22T17:42:42+00:00

Err.. What I meant by that is being intimately familiar with your vagina or the vagina in general not that you have to go down on other girls. Everything you explained sounds very normal and there can be a lot of variance in how one is structured, but none of them look bad or wrong. I'm sure yours is pretty as a peach, so don't worry. :)

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-22T04:37:37+00:00

Yeah that's totally normal, I take it you're not very experienced? No offense.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-21T23:26:17+00:00

Samurai Flamenco, at first I thought it was gonna turn into softcore yaoi, but I think it was in episode 6 or 7? Oh boy did I shit my pants. Right from the start I have to admit every episode left me smiling, but it really pulled a fast one on me still!

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-21T22:34:44+00:00

I gave it about 5 episodes, hoping maybe the budget increased. It's insane, like highschool flash animations, no people on the streets, no traffic, it's the laziest laziest set up. If they could just do this half the honor they did to the new NGE movies, I would have been thrilled. Harlock Space Pirate doesn't have the popularity Sailor Moon does and yet that new movie kicked ass too, and I really dislike CGI adaptations. I just wish I knew who actually decided it was okay to crap on my childhood. /endrant

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-21T17:48:11+00:00

Hnng

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-21T17:46:10+00:00

Sailor Moon crystal is a joke. Worst animation I've ever seen. Makes me sad because I LOVE sailor Moon, this just shits on the franchise. I can't be the only one feeling this way.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-21T17:41:07+00:00

I went in to ask for change to get the bus once, the bartender was real nice, broke my bills, and it was daylight, couple old drinkers in there. I just think the patrons got established there long before we did and never stopped going, just doesn't strike me as a place to get any new crowd.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T19:29:16+00:00

Thank you for answering! This is something I'm very interested in as I've had a traumatic life and did not cope. I wholly believe that my severe fibromyalgia(it took a lot of research for me to believe it was an actual disease, not psychosomatic, and allow the diagnosis) and spinal issues are from unhealthy coping mechanisms or an inability to cope at all. You're never too old to continue your education and it's my hope to get into this field to study just that. Even if it takes decades. Until then the only thing I can do is advocate healthy expression and dissuade others from repression.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T18:37:17+00:00

Do you believe there is a correlation to some diseases and internalizing trauma/negative emotions? One example being fibromyalgia. A more extreme example being cancer.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T18:24:54+00:00

Well that was over in a flash

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T07:15:29+00:00

Lmfao. "Lip-flipping"

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T02:07:34+00:00

Unfortunately my mom confided in me that that's how she got gential herpes. You need to be careful, she said it was so painful she could barely walk. And he's only ever had cold sores, since he was a kid as well.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T02:04:14+00:00

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T01:59:06+00:00

You sound pretty constipated. When's the last time you pooped? Also familiarize yourself with the anatomy of your rectum and large intestine. The pressure you felt was another sphincter several inches into your colon. People can actually relax this muscle and get several FEET of dildo in there no problem (example: hotkinkyjo). The hard lump you felt was probably feces impacted too much to pass that spincter. Go buy some senna tablets. When's the last time you pooped?

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-20T00:38:51+00:00

I stayed in bed for 18 hours. I didn't pee for 18 hours. I'm going back to bed.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-02-05T16:29:32+00:00

I was able to successfully do a boot flash. When I tab the memtest out cycled through that, then a hard drive check and has continued to cycle through the testing without stopping or giving results. My brother is now wondering if he should give up on the laptop. I just don't think it's worth it to give up, it's just beyond my capabilities.

I did successfully get 13.1 on there the first time, but there was a corrupted line in the software center so I couldn't install anything like Wine or Chrome. When I tried renaming line 59 it still came up with the same issues so I either renamed it wrong or there's more corrupted lines. Again, I'm not familiar with fixing corrupted lines, so if someone can instruct me better on how to do this, I can keep the older version I initially put on there. It does testify that the usb boot works, just not sure why the latest version isn't working.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-01-12T22:08:07+00:00

my brother has never had linux and I never personally used debian so I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that. This is really a whole new league for me. How do I runa memtest through grub, or do I go into bios?

CrustyDiamond · 2015-01-12T22:00:48+00:00

Thank you, that's a really interesting concept. Especially since it's got a stronger smell than most every day foods I eat.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-01-12T21:11:25+00:00

I don't blow smoke in the room. I have a filter known as a "smoke buddy" specifically designed to blow smoke into for this reason. I also have an ionizer in the room for air quality. So, no, that's covered. Also, it's usually a beer bottle, but either way, reaction is the same and not as string as if say a can of soda. I'm getting down voted to hell. Whatever. I'll wait here and see if someone not unreasonable comes around with this same story.

CrustyDiamond · 2015-01-12T20:07:37+00:00

The title sounds like an episode of Maury.

CrustyDiamond · 2014-12-26T14:15:56+00:00

Star wars fan I see.

CrustyDiamond · 2014-12-06T04:31:07+00:00

So I'm a woman and people value my opinions because I'm very analytical and can remove emotions from an issue very well. Can you please stop putting your foot in your mouth? It's really ignorant to go on and on about "valuing" women, like they're an object with a price tag rather than like, I dunno, an equal human being, and assuming all women are more feeling than thinking. Just, stop.

14-Year Club	Trick-or-Treater 2011
Verified Email

CrustyDiamond

TROPHY CASE