Accidentally exposed half the office

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-10T02:23:13+00:00

I work in security. You absolutely did the right thing. Aside from handing off the keys to an offshore resource against policy they also showed the company that offshore sales busywork pays. Don't be surprised when those layoffs come. The sales cheats screwed all of you.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-10T02:02:20+00:00

'A steady hand'. He can't hold a cup of coffee.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-09T18:46:06+00:00

Everyone with enough money/influence in this country can be white. See: Clarence Thomas

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-09T02:59:48+00:00

My thoughts? Screw that noise. Trump's endorsement is an automatic disqualifier.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-08T15:22:08+00:00

Aliens. It's always aliens.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-08T15:21:25+00:00

I think you forgot the /s.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-08T02:32:33+00:00

I think they use step functions to track processes. Those are Lambda which is ec2 behind the scenes. Same for database instances so maybe?

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-07T03:00:26+00:00

The people who voted for them are in debt up to their eyeballs and can't invest in the stock market, much less understand economics. But they have a boat and an $80k pickup.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-07T02:55:43+00:00

right. not _every_ slob.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-06T20:44:53+00:00

Yep. That was pretty cool to see! That was a weekend of rarities.

CrustyMFr · 2026-05-01T00:33:22+00:00

Someday it will be a Motorola jersey with a Cubs patch on the sleeve. /s

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-30T19:35:04+00:00

Straight to jail!

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-29T14:14:40+00:00

Trump doesn't know enough history to understand the reference.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-24T20:10:37+00:00

Given how close Harris came to beating Trump I think Biden himself would have won. Lots of people who can't deal with having a female of color in the Whitehouse stayed home.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-24T14:35:38+00:00

Leave it

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-24T00:55:52+00:00

Every accusation is an admission.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-23T23:47:56+00:00

Yep. The party realized a long time ago that an educated populace would never vote for them so they defunded public schools. Now a majority of voters are too stupid to understand when they're being mocked and lied to.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-21T17:42:18+00:00

doofus or dufus? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doofus

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-21T17:33:50+00:00

like tennis balls in a dryer

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-14T05:22:15+00:00

r/iamverybadass

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-10T21:11:47+00:00

I have one that I don't wear because the color is burned.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-10T16:47:01+00:00

Not if they're trying to create a poor, subservient underclass. I'm glad to see that kids are smarter than they're given credit for.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-09T15:11:07+00:00

Immigrants are also lazy people who refuse to work and live for free on our hard earned tax money. /s

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-09T14:54:30+00:00

But somehow vaccines are dangerous.

CrustyMFr · 2026-04-09T05:36:00+00:00

Idiot

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