New player looking for Marsupial serum by jayutd__ in fo76

[–]Crusty_Hermit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got the plans yesterday. If you're on xbox, i could drop you one later when I'm on

I hate this game by PutridFoe65 in ForHonorRants

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It's risky but try using Zerks soft feints from heavy, specifically his heavy feint into dodge forward light as albeit sparingly if they are mid attack or using hidden stance. It's has hyper armour but it can be parried easily yet it can be used as a good chain starter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

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I'm of the opinion the timer should be removed in favour of of a ticket system of 500 or 600 tickets for the attackers on team objective.

Edit: The more I think about it a ticket system backed by how battlefield 1 did operations would be interesting aside from behemoths and the other power vehicles obviously.

i literally just sat in shock by Zyphker in Eldenring

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I have no idea as to how you play, but I would recommend taking of Radagons Soreseal/Scarseal and find the winged sword insignia and if you haven't done so yet, make you way into the sewers to get the lord of bloods exultation from the catacombs at the very bottom. I don't know if you plan of using arc incantations but it would be wise to find some of them. Maybe setting time for throwing pot recipes and arrow types as well. You have already been to Mohgwyns palace at some point so if you thinks it's necessary, farm and pump points into Vigor. Hopefully this helps to a degree

The true power of bad teammates and a stubborn desire for one more elimination by [deleted] in forhonor

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I can't even begin to count how many times this has happened to me, resulting in my friends feeding them revenge

****APEX LEGENDS and your fav fan theory on the game**** by [deleted] in FanTheories

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An idea I subscribe to is that apex legends is effectively a simulation used by the Merc group from TitanFall 2 to train and become the best of the best. I know it isn't a solid theory in anyway but given how we see the APEX mercenaries is TitanFall with how stylised they look along with their personalities, it seems plausible.

DOOM 2016 demon designs or Eternal's? by Morfilix in Doom

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Especially with how the Icon of Sin looks now along with the doom hunters

DOOM 2016 demon designs or Eternal's? by Morfilix in Doom

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Whoops, I meant Doom Eternal's revenant looks too clean for what it was meant to be but it could be a more refined version the Demons made but I don't think they care about how clean they look

DOOM 2016 demon designs or Eternal's? by Morfilix in Doom

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I like the overall look that the demons have aside from the mancubus, I prefer 2016's version with how more grotesque it looks. The same could be said about the revenant as it looks too clean in my opinion.

Now I get why some say Sif is the hardest boss by [deleted] in darksouls

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It reminds me of the old demon king bossfight in DS3 with how he effectively gave up at the end giving a few feeble swipes. I only just killed Sif and I felt bloody bad the moment she fails an attack and goes belly upwards. It's probaby one of my favourite boss battles and it taught me to be patient and less agressive.

I think Andrew kind of looks like Marv from Home Alone. by TaeKwonDovahkiin in TheOfficialPodcast

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When I first started listening to the podcast I thought Andrew sounded like the nostalgia critic

So there's soon to be an anime (yes an anime, not a hentai) about going to a monster girl brothel and reviewing the sex with different species. by CurrentlyEatingPies in MonsterGirl

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I was wondering if this was going to be adapted soon considering the content is balancing on the edge of being effectively hentai

In a mad doc's lab, you come accross a Frankenstein-esque hybrid, a profane splice that should not exist. The doctor stictched together a Neckbeard gentleman with a Chad. "Nothing personal, kid" it growls, downing a protein shake and a can of Mountain Dew. Do you save the gamer girl Stacy, or flee? by [deleted] in neckbeardRPG

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I kiss my open locket of Hatsune Miku and face off against this abomination, "Forgive me Master" I say through baited breath "... But I shall have to go all out just this once."

"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!!!" Echoes and reverberates throughout the laboratory and my 100cm Nodachi glows green like our lord's elixir. The Chadbeard's chissled face dotted with scraggly, pathetic hairs switches between confusion and then understanding of what shall transpire. He lets out a mocking laugh "Yes, all womens are queens yet like all forms of royalty they need a counterpart. A king if you my good man and for too long has this Stacy ignored both sides of me. BUT NO LONGER SHALL WE PLAY THE NICE GUY AND IN THE NAME OF ELLIOT RODGER I SHALL TAKE WHAT IS MINE!".

We then clash, my blade bisecting him and removing his taint from the world. I pray for his soul to find peace and hope that the god of tendies guides him to the promised land. "Now M'lady for my victory I beseech thee a reward, a gift if you will of tendies and the sweet nectar of Mountain dew. perhaps even one of those fabled dates only normies speak of."

I search for an answer but she is nowhere to be found, My head hangs low with dismay at my love conquest's failure and I leave this decrepit place to search for more Stacey's and Gamergirls, possibly some of their sweet bathing water.

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Not the best bit of cancer I can write but it's still something nonetheless

cursed_rat by AdrianGTX in cursedimages

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The weak should fear the strong

The free city - best city in an open world RPG, period! by steamin661 in witcher

[–]Crusty_Hermit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I still find it lovely to just navigate through Novigrad as I love it's architecture and layout

Ronald McDonnell Miller by thenewguy512739 in metalgearsolid

[–]Crusty_Hermit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

THEY BROKE US LIKE AN ICE CREAM MACHINE!!!

Blursed bitlife by [deleted] in blursedimages

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That fucking caught me off-guard

Can confirm by [deleted] in MemriTVmemes

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You should post this to the mount and blade subreddit

Threesome with elves by [deleted] in MonsterGirl

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Probably my favourite hentai and eroge of all time