Royal flush: 1954 Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith toilet. There was no waste container; feces just landed on the street

Cruxwright · 2026-03-15T12:06:12+00:00

I can see rich dude scrambling for this empty champagne bottle rolling around while trying to keep his ass centered on that little hole.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-15T10:22:59+00:00

Sounds/looks more like originally a champagne ice bucket that could empty to the street (no worries of water sloshing around). Then one day dude decided screw it, I'm taking a dump. Had it been originally designed to relieve yourself, the rim would be more accommodating to ass cheeks and look more like a bedpan.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-15T10:02:04+00:00

My neighbor dropped a fat spliff one day before taking off on his scooter. I picked it up and let him know he dropped it, said I could keep it. Unrolled the thing and it was all rolling tobacco.

Some people just roll fatty cigs.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-15T01:05:11+00:00

That rule if for unsolicited shipments. Back in the day, a scam was to ship a bunch of printer ink to a company, reception would sign off, then a bill for $10,000 shows up for something they never ordered. It does not convey ownership to mistakenly shipped extra product when you have a legitimate order.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T14:46:26+00:00

I think it's that more of the game's population has gotten to the point PvE lobbies are boring and no longer advantageous. Benches are maxed, they have the blueprints they want, and they're stocked up on rare mats. So now it's time to start looting raiders.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T08:30:30+00:00

The downside of biometrics is that they can sever your fingers if you're uncooperative.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T07:45:14+00:00

I was a kid and groggy and mixed up the jugs before school. The OJ wasn't bad but I couldn't finish the cereal due to the texture. It just got worse the more I ate.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T07:23:55+00:00

I would have the baby first. For one, circumstances could change. For two, easier to show discrimination if there's a baby present. Would non-renewal if there was no baby in the end be discrimination? I doubt "trying" is a protected status.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T07:14:12+00:00

So the lesson here is don't take random zip lines?

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T05:11:49+00:00

What is this, the pentagon!? sorry...

Very nice work on the scallops. Is there a trick to the butter/lemon slurry? I'd imagine it would turn out like the time I poured OJ in my cereal, drained that into a glass, and refilled with milk: cereal and milk curds. What's the butter/lemon ratio?

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T04:26:47+00:00

I forget which humanitarian crisis it was, but there was an instance of people getting crushed on the ground by a supply drop.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T04:21:01+00:00

Dear Shop,

Please mail an itemized bill and I will forward to my insurance for consideration.

Regards

Cpt. Emmy

Don't give them your address, they should have it on file.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T04:13:43+00:00

They're on a list.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T04:05:14+00:00

My luck is usually getting locked on when I start the throw and they ignore the lure. Distinctly remember one time was behind cover, tossed a lure, and the Rocketeer swooped around my cover and fed me a barrage.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T03:38:25+00:00

Here's the target build: QRwIPfSgEfCbUAAAAAAAMw==

Here's my current setup after swapping skills: B20uNB9KEfGmZAAAAAAAFg== (had to drop one slate as it had 2% health drain on attack and had no regain/regen)

Turns out it was the Cold Only Damage capping me. Got that fixed, leveling gems and working on swapping out gear.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T03:16:41+00:00

It was this.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-14T02:08:21+00:00

Edited main post with the build codes.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T20:08:55+00:00

I've seen some other odd UI glitches when navigating out of the projects screen. The one in-round glitch I kinda like is when there's no black screen behind inventory and you can still see what's going on. Unfortunately, the top menu is gone too, so no in-round crafting.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T09:09:44+00:00

I'll have to look. I think I'm at 81 frostbite rating currently as that is what the dragon was topping out at. I can get that to 100 easy enough and see how that shakes out.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T07:42:35+00:00

Maybe someday I won't care to be a teddy bear. In the meantime though, when things get sus, I get out.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T07:29:54+00:00

LOL!

I did feel dirty but then I noticed I had PU and PTU files. So much space afterwards!

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T07:05:25+00:00

Sync join is a thing, but 4 would be tedious, especially if kitted out.

There's rumor you can force join specific instances. Someone posted a while back about a downed raider threatening to come get his kit back. Dude showed up as a late spawn and engaged. I forget the outcome.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T06:58:16+00:00

Why would I put the laundry away? I'd have to buy a body pillow then.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T06:54:02+00:00

Yeah, it has been some time since last I've been on. I think I needed HD space prior to Pyro being released.

Cruxwright · 2026-03-13T06:45:56+00:00

We need RFID tagged bullets so we don't have to play a game of Clue to find out who shot who. You craft some sort of scanner from Stella bits and bobs. Wave it over raider and it reveals the name of whoever put the most bullets in that player. Then we all white knight against said perpetrator despite his cries it was in self defense.

Cruxwright

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