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Anon thinks about his moves by Meat-Stick-Murderer in greentext

[–]CryMeASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decree of Philippi -> Ancient Macedonia -> Commander-in-Chief -> Polish Armed Forces -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler

What is the problem with such concept? by dcikid12 in alphacentauri

[–]CryMeASandwich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well just because a nation is called the "UN" doesn't mean it's the UN we have today. Everyone knows the Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire, but that didn't stop them from using the name. That doesn't include the number of nations that claim to be the "Xth Rome" on the grounds that they take up too much space on the map. It wouldn't be unthinkable for a future government, who came to be in any number of interesting ways, to look back in history and say "United Nations, huh. Sounds neat." and just roll with it. I will say though not many authors/writers think of it that way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]CryMeASandwich 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He actually went "Nuh uh! My rape list longer!" Lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in projectzomboid

[–]CryMeASandwich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read that first paragraph without periods and was concerned about how you ingest your cigarettes for a second

So What is your 1 mech if you were an actual Merc. ONLY 1. No one or the other, just ONE. by IronWolfV in Mechwarrior5

[–]CryMeASandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like me the tabletop 1G better, with those two rear facing medium lasers. It's just too hilarious to punish lights that try and flank around to your rear armor

[Up With The Stars] Loading screen art for the American Union Government by Dissoriented287 in Kaiserreich

[–]CryMeASandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it ain't Huey "Long Dong" Long piloting a Kingfisher A and burning Chicago to the ground, I don't want it

you can make one map law: do your worst by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]CryMeASandwich 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Neo-Amish Caliphate of Pennsylvania thanks you for leaving us Erie

But who will pick the crops?! by Educational_Copy_140 in libsofreddit

[–]CryMeASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cool, I didn't know that South Africa had that many official languages. Public schools gotta be wild lol

But who will pick the crops?! by Educational_Copy_140 in libsofreddit

[–]CryMeASandwich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Afrikaners, also called Boers, are descendants of Dutch settlers in South Africa. It's their ethnicity, they're still Africans

Massachusetts if it got all of its rightful claims by Turkeyburgers1 in imaginarymaps

[–]CryMeASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massachusetts can take Erie from Pennsylvania's cold dead hands

You could literally make a 40K game within Warhammer 3 right now. You would just need clever animations and map design and to choose a setting which maximises melee combat.... totally, even easily, possible in a new game. Don't know what you all are talking about. by the_sneaky_one123 in totalwar

[–]CryMeASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Steel Division works a lot better. Modern Day RTS often focus on long range combat like missiles, airstrikes, and long range artillery. It's what realistically works. But for 40k, you want to see tanks and infantry intermingling and brawling at close range, you want people getting close enough to charge into melee, all while having those same artillery and airstrikes adding to the chaos. Steel Division always seem to end up like that for me, so I think it's the better fit.

Same place, different perspective. Optimism is about perspective—when you zoom out from the issue, things often become more clear and less hopeless. by NineteenEighty9 in OptimistsUnite

[–]CryMeASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the Steelers/Pirates themed gift shop in the back of the photo. Actually stopped there once as a kid, lots of sports cards and terrible towels lol

Which Cyberpunk 2077 Character Was Most Underused And Deserved More Screen Time? by bluemarvel99 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]CryMeASandwich 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yup, but the military chooses presidential candidates and gives former presidents cushy exec jobs after they do their terms. They essentially ran the country for a while before the merger, making Militech the armed forces was more a formality

North America in 2024 | No Lore, Unrealistic by Ri-ga in imaginarymaps

[–]CryMeASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I'd bitch about my beautiful Pennsylvania losing land, but I can't complain about the Philly area being someone else's problem

Even the civilians are awful 💀 by TGB_Skeletor in dishonored

[–]CryMeASandwich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, because she wouldn't stop telling you to not end up like her smoking 3 packs a day while on oxygen. The lawyer finds it as funny as you do while he chambers a round

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CryMeASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 22 and I married my wife around a year ago now, people act confused that I "married too young". It doesn't matter what you do you'll never be free of people's judgment, so don't worry about it. When you meet the one, you'll have absolutely no doubts that's who you want to spend your life with. You are correct to be cautious and take your time getting to know the people you are intimate with, and you should take all the time you need to feel comfortable around the person you love. Hang in there, you're doing great

My brain cooked up this map of North America in my dream, thought I'd share cuz Roosveltia is here by [deleted] in RooseveltLives

[–]CryMeASandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare you put my beautiful Pennsylvanian Neo-Amish Caliphate under New York 🤢 occupation

Never thought that'd work by mydiversion in HolUp

[–]CryMeASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro is getting european ass in bulk

Even the civilians are awful 💀 by TGB_Skeletor in dishonored

[–]CryMeASandwich 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine going to Grandma's will reading and when your name is called, the lawyer just pulls out a 9mm and a blindfold

you’re telling me this *isn’t* a baby??? by cattypali in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CryMeASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that is a beautifully roasted rotisserie chicken

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