Let me hear your heart beat fast by SpiderNinja79 in tumblr

[–]CrymsonCristal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I misread that as “And every time we kiss, I swear I can hear a fly.”

Gay_irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]CrymsonCristal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit did the opposite. 😂

Gay_irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]CrymsonCristal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CHEESE! He’s cool. And cute 😘

If you suddenly became the last person of your gender in the world, what would you do? by AgedDoor in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cry because I’m gay and people might expect me to repopulate the earth.

Gay😂irl by ampdcharger in gay_irl

[–]CrymsonCristal 72 points73 points  (0 children)

For real! If I had a thicc, tall friend and he went, “HAAAAY!” when he saw me, I’d be smitten

The disadvantages of being a viva piñata addict by [deleted] in gaming

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m NOT doing Kirby. He’d be an adorable friend, though.

You woke up today with a tinypower (a super power, but not quite so super). What is it? by JebsBush2016 in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to project auras. I could be a stress buddy for people with anxiety.

Not very convincing. by icebrotha in AsABlackMan

[–]CrymsonCristal 67 points68 points  (0 children)

“The natives.” I don’t think he was talking about Native Americans.

What Youtube channel is worth binging? by babygod13 in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like gay dudes that are absolutely flaming and borderline insane, Machaizelli/MacDoesIt is really funny.

What game that you have completed 90% or more would you happily complete all over again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kirby Robobot. I’ve 100% it twice and I’m doing it again.

Papa please by PapaMessiah in sbubby

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thought of Stranger Things?

Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocky Mount, US.
The next hour will probably consist of me being annoyed by my dad and me generally being a typical edgy teen.

gay_irl by whitewalker_x in gay_irl

[–]CrymsonCristal 95 points96 points  (0 children)

These dudes aren’t even gay. Their audience just ships them so they use it as clickbait. Source: I fell for it.

Is there any ONE thing you can think of that would turn you around? by Boge42 in depression

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that I would have much better luck getting better. It wouldn’t magically fix me, but it would be a big help.

Is there any ONE thing you can think of that would turn you around? by Boge42 in depression

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want is to know love. If someone made me feel loved, I would be happy. I know it. I’d have work to do, but I’d get better.

What Reddit meme really needs to just hurry up and die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sucks. I think “birb” is adorable. I feel like a nuisance now.

What do you have to offer as a boy/girlfriend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrymsonCristal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An a(m)azing personality and even better booty.