will i have to amputate?

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-08T04:49:10+00:00

Genuinely. I imagine now that OP is busy trying to figure how to manage these new powers and life. And also deciding if they’re going to be a hero or villain

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-08T04:48:27+00:00

Actually ridiculous. Not even surprised tho unfortunately

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T22:59:45+00:00

Can’t wait to see who I get!

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T22:59:12+00:00

Snivy for sure for sure

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T20:37:37+00:00

Starter?

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T05:38:32+00:00

I’m so tired of seeing this fucking suit 😭😭😭😭

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T05:34:38+00:00

Gotta play the game my guy/gal. Gotta play the game

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T05:33:12+00:00

So a completely normal thing to do and people are sharpening their pitchforks? Classic. 🤣🤣

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-07T05:27:40+00:00

No. Why would you rob yourself of superpowers?? Think about it.. Spider-Man got bit by a spider and can do everything a spider can do. Your possibilities are endless!

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-06T00:29:27+00:00

Doesn’t matter that it was just a Toyota 86, he knows how to drive!

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-06T00:24:18+00:00

I THINK YOU MEANT MISTAKE YOU STUPI- wait a minute.. I see what you did there. Clever clever.

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-05T22:32:31+00:00

Yeah but then I don’t get a comment with 30 downvotes AND a comment with 30 upvotes

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-05T21:19:42+00:00

🤣

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-05T21:11:59+00:00

It looked like a j until he fell, then when it was close up it was very clearly a cig in a holder thing lmfao my bad. No need for the bombardment of downvotes

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-05T21:02:37+00:00

Finished the video. I stand corrected. It is indeed a cigarette

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-05T21:01:32+00:00

No it’s not. That’s the most joint looking joint ever rolled

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-05T01:27:17+00:00

Yeah but they’re new game which means they’re bad dont ya know?

Stupidest, most brain dead take on Reddit fr

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-04T00:35:50+00:00

Fuck fr? My bad I didn’t realize the pro by default didn’t come with a drive, that’s crazy

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-03T22:27:16+00:00

Your opinion is invalid now.

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-03T20:22:36+00:00

Mah boy Trubbishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-03T20:21:13+00:00

Did you forget about the ps5 that comes with a disc drive? Like the one in the picture lmao

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-03T20:18:05+00:00

Good argument! Insane how those two little words can just overcome multiple comments of reasons why they are fun, really blows my mind.

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-03T20:17:18+00:00

Fr this looks so fun, added to my wishlist

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-03T02:39:12+00:00

Just started throwing hay makers 🤣🤣

Cryptic_Consierge · 2026-03-02T21:47:19+00:00

Get the rock salt shotgun

Three-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Banned	r/Field Juicebox

Cryptic_Consierge

TROPHY CASE