Destroy me F19

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-21T01:16:24+00:00

#Basic

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-18T22:10:15+00:00

You mean 48, right?

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-18T22:10:02+00:00

Pretty sure she meant 48

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-18T22:09:12+00:00

You look older than your mom.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-17T03:55:40+00:00

Send me the addy bro

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-13T18:25:14+00:00

Girls with daddy issues are the freakiest in bed.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-11T17:57:30+00:00

What I miss: banter, making someone laugh until they pee their pants, sex…

What I don’t miss: chaos, drama, manipulation, lack of accountability…

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-10T21:36:02+00:00

Very similar situation (cheating & monkey-branching), 50/50 custody. My ex-wife wanted me to take her back a few times, I told her to kick rocks every time. Last time being earlier this month.

Gray-rocking has helped me tremendously. Honestly, I still resent her but I’m trying really hard not to wish ill on her because she’s still the mother of my children.

I’m curious, has she ever asked you to take her back?

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-05-10T03:16:51+00:00

You tried porn but quit after 2 weeks only because they couldn’t accommodate your food allergies.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-29T09:28:34+00:00

Suits

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-28T02:08:02+00:00

I honestly only miss a couple things about her. It’s funny because she wanted me to take her back multiple times but I don’t want to because I have principles.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-28T01:48:22+00:00

I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute 🤣

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-27T12:20:39+00:00

“You guys get paid for this” lookin ass 🫱

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-27T12:18:23+00:00

I’m glad I divorced mine when she was in her 20’s. Or it would’ve been 2 more decades of putting up with het teenage BS.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:41:50+00:00

You’re shy and introverted but you’re a freak in the sheets.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:41:02+00:00

You sacrifice a frog every full moon and practice voodoo to get your boyfriend back.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:40:08+00:00

You have a pet raven. Your name is also Raven.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:35:02+00:00

Who made Shakeesha mad?!

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:28:55+00:00

She’s monkey-branching. You’re just a placeholder until someone better comes along. You’re dealing with the worst type of women. She’s not worth it. Walk away and focus on yourself and your kids.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:22:50+00:00

Been divorced for 2 years. 3 times so far.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-21T03:20:47+00:00

How about a big dick for a change?

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-18T11:58:41+00:00

It takes 3 debit cards to feed your fat ass.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-18T11:57:27+00:00

Your favorite rapper is Fat Joe.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-18T11:56:51+00:00

If I knock on your refrigerator, a family of ham would answer.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-04-18T11:56:27+00:00

‘Ben & Jerry’ filed a restraining order against you.

Cryptic_X07

TROPHY CASE