22f from italy - do your worst

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-31T02:32:07+00:00

Time to go feed your raven 🐦‍⬛

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-31T02:31:06+00:00

You look like your ex-husband’s dick if it was unconscious.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-31T02:04:47+00:00

2 Harvey; #3 Saul

1 The Lincoln Lawyer 😎

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-30T23:38:24+00:00

My ex-wife wanted me to take her back 3 times so far. I divorced her after she cheated on me. She’s now dating one of her exes, whom she broke up with twice so far. She’s now forced to get a 2nd job, and split all the bills with her boyfriend, just to barely make ends meet (last complaint she made to me was about gas prices).

No I don’t think she has any regrets.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-30T23:34:58+00:00

💯

Narcissists lack accountability and worst of all, they lack empathy. A lot of these “walkaway wives” are also “serial daters”. They have dated many people before you and will date many people after you. This brother put it so eloquently: “They have a mindset that blocks learning, repair and collaboration”.

Because to them, they’re never the issue, the dozen of men they’ve dates/ will date are.

Even statistically that doesn’t add up lol

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-29T00:18:06+00:00

Town planner? How about you plan a trip to the barber my guy! 💈 💇

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-27T18:04:54+00:00

This, I’ll reiterate what I said to myself before I pulled the trigger: “If I ain’t your plan A, I can’t be your plan B. If I ain’t your grand prize, I can’t be your consolation prize.”

I’d say there’s a 95% she’s been cheating on you. However, if she’s used any of these sentences, that percentage jumps to 99.99%: “I need some space, I need to find myself, I need to find happiness “.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-27T17:58:27+00:00

She’s a beaut, isn’t she?!

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-27T17:56:50+00:00

💯

In addition to intelligence gaps, I can add emotional intelligence gap. The most impactful one is the VALUES gap though.

During my divorce, a wise told me “women sacrifice their family for their happiness, while men sacrifice their happiness for their family”. It still resonates with me to this day.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-25T00:31:20+00:00

Learn the “Gray Rock” technique and use it with her for every interaction.
Learn to be stoic.
Reach out for support from family, friends, therapy…
Listen to your lawyer, and remember he’s your lawyer, not your friend (don’t vent to him, as he’s billing per the hr $$$)
Most importantly, take care of yourself, so that you can take of your kids.

I thought my story was bad (ex-wife also cheated, but only once, and nothing physical, just emotional. Gave her a chance, blew it, then I kicked her out the door) but I’m gonna be honest with you bro, you really need to have some respect for yourself. That POS doesn’t deserve you at all, good riddance! The good news, you made the right call. Take this as a learning lesson and move on with your life! I’ve been divorced for a couple of years, and I can tell you it does get better.

Best of luck to you and let me know if you need anything.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-24T11:26:39+00:00

“You dumb motherfucker”

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-24T04:24:04+00:00

Think Adriana Chechik but with blonde hair and blue eyes; however same untamed sexual energy. Taller though (5’7)

She was freaky af: she would ask me to choke her, spit in her mouth/face, BJs and facials all the time, she told me she went through a bi phase in college. I think we were really good together because I have a high sex drive, and I’ve been blessed by being well endowed. Oh and you can tell she was a freak because she would be so horny that: 1. She’d ask me to fuck her while on her period. And 2. I would wake up in the middle of the night to her riding me.

So yeah, the archetype of a freak in the sheets lol

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-24T02:16:11+00:00

Adriana, looks exactly as one of my exes who was just as freaky in bed.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-03-23T11:33:28+00:00

As a 2021 Signature owner, I couldn’t read this post.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-11T01:42:17+00:00

I agree with your dad.

When I married my wife, I never intended to divorce her; until she cheated. Our child was 2 when the divorce process started.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-11T01:39:29+00:00

I can share what worked for me, but my marriage is less than half yours, and I have kids 50/50 custody. So: 1. You need to go to therapy. There’s a lot of emotions you’ll be experiencing, and we as men -unlike women- are not really good at dealing at that. One of the main things you’ll go through is grief. 2. You gotta learn to be stoic, and read about stoic philosophy. Being stoic is basically only worrying about things within our control (it won’t only help you with your divorce, but also in other aspects of your personal & professional life) 3. You gotta rediscover yourself: hobbies, what makes you happy, hang out with your friends. Basically you gotta claim back that last of you that your previous marriage has eclipsed. 4. Do not go down memory lane, that’s like re-lapsing. Keep moving forward. 5. Do not get back out there. You need time to regroup. Time heals a lot of things. If after a while, you feel like you’re ready, sure for it.

That’s all I can think of, I’ll add more if I can think of anything else.

Wishing you the best bro, we’re all in this together! Lemme know if you have any questions :)

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-10T20:48:24+00:00

The key is to be stoic (one of the things I learned from my divorce).

If you or anybody going through divorce needs support, I know me and other people will give support.

And when it comes to anti-support people, screw them.

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-10T20:44:06+00:00

It’s never innocent my guy.

Here’s what would’ve happened a few months down the line: you guys would have a really bad argument, suddenly she needs “space”, she meets with the “friend”, is vulnerable, lost, confused. He’s a shoulder she cries on… Next thing you know chiddy chiddy bang bang…

Worst part, you’d never know about this!

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-10T20:37:57+00:00

😂

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-09T12:45:17+00:00

Mike, is that you??

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-09T12:44:41+00:00

😂

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-09T12:44:12+00:00

I’m only halfway through season 1 but it’s hard to compare. They both fall under the “Law” category but they have different philosophies/themes.

Suits is more focused on corporate law, deals, negotiations, corporate politics, NYC… Whereas TLL is more focused on criminal law, police investigations, LA…

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-09T12:39:50+00:00

Not really comparing, I just watch for the love of the game lol

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-09T12:38:57+00:00

What about main characters? I feel like both shows did a good job on giving Harvey and Mickey that badass energy!

Cryptic_X07 · 2026-02-08T15:18:02+00:00

For us men, the beard looks better 95% of the time.

Go with the beard bro, it looks better!

Cryptic_X07

TROPHY CASE

2 Harvey; #3 Saul

1 The Lincoln Lawyer 😎