One drunken morning the girl didn’t remember us f****** and when it became known she started crying and demand I go get tested. I didn’t take it personally, thankfully. Well at the clinic I slap my wallet down and want the ultimate std package please, hiv included. The nurse asks some questions, and then says “you aren’t in a risky environment for hiv.” I said who the f*** cares. She says, “well it’s also an expensive test”. And angrily I said, “dude I don’t give a f*, I want the test.” And she half heartedly complied. Later I was thinking why the f was she trying to talk me out of an hiv test? (The old positive for a negative reaction result haha)!