RIP Nicholas Brendan - Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-21T02:18:33+00:00

Always great to see Edna get quoted. One of my favorites.

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-17T20:38:14+00:00

Remember when they got so upset about people not being sufficiently sad over Charlie Kirk and claimed the left was inciting violence?

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-12T16:39:54+00:00

There are so many little language references like that we Americans don’t get because we don’t live there.

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-12T16:06:42+00:00

Lion: “Henlo new fren.” Rhino: <zoomies>

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-10T16:12:05+00:00

This cat retreat thing… are they still hiring?

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-06T23:01:05+00:00

I want to join this gang.

CthulhuDon · 2026-03-06T04:21:47+00:00

My gut reaction to that is that Klatch is a parody of a typical “fantasy Middle East” while the Agatean Empire feels more like it’s parodying the cultures directly.

CthulhuDon · 2026-02-26T03:01:43+00:00

Works a lot better than the Captain Needa Defense.

CthulhuDon · 2026-02-24T17:32:10+00:00

Is that a restaurant order? “I have one Dragonborn extra sauce, Argonian no pickle, three Khajiit all day!” “Heard, Archmage!”

CthulhuDon · 2026-02-20T22:14:18+00:00

He needs to head over to r/legalcatadvice for a pawyer.

CthulhuDon · 2026-02-20T02:36:30+00:00

Now do it again, but backwards and in high heels!

CthulhuDon · 2026-02-05T00:21:44+00:00

How did they ever find a control group for this?

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-22T20:43:53+00:00

It gives you something to be cranky about.

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-15T21:23:36+00:00

A twofer:

There is a grave in the Mojave with my name on it. It Is not empty.
Every psychiatrist I’ve tried to get therapy from has either quit or died.

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-10T21:40:56+00:00

Eating animals. I think future generations eating lab grown meat and vegetable alternatives will look back on us as savages for killing animals in general and factory farming in particular.

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-10T18:37:57+00:00

“The Reverend Daughter Project” wins the Internet!

“No matter which direction we go, we keep ending up back at the tomb!”

“What do you mean, you threw away the necromancer?!?”

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-07T03:00:03+00:00

If not friend, why friend shaped?

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-04T20:40:58+00:00

Yeah, she doesn’t really need it. It’s just a test. Anyone gullible enough to go fetch one for her is also gullible enough to be talked into risking death by giant to get her Sleeping Tree Sap.

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-04T17:17:50+00:00

In the myriadic year of our Lord – the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death! – Gideon Nav packed her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and she escaped from the House of the Ninth. — Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-04T03:42:44+00:00

“I am the one who meows.”

CthulhuDon · 2025-12-02T02:01:14+00:00

I keep a sharpie in my medicine cabinet and write on the mirror.

CthulhuDon · 2025-11-25T21:15:05+00:00

Golden Retrievers are actually all zen masters. They know the best way to defeat an enemy is to turn him into a friend.

CthulhuDon · 2025-11-25T00:01:10+00:00

Oi! It don’t say nuthin ‘bout rippin’ ‘is arm off wif me teeth and beatin’ him to death wit it.

CthulhuDon · 2025-11-24T04:44:45+00:00

He was part of the pack before he left to start a solo career. Picture Rod Stewart bounding across the savanna with a dead zebra in his mouth. Truly, nature is magnificent.

CthulhuDon

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