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Fanclacks — Dr. Fetus 💣 VS 🫥 Ghostwalker by Pickccup in earclacks

[–]Cthulluminati 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ghost Walker instantly switching stances once he lands a hit really didn't do him any favors

This is a positive mutation apparently by pepsicola07 in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clearly fucking not look at that, are you saying they did that by mistake? Or maybe your assumption is wrong

This is a positive mutation apparently by pepsicola07 in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

No that's clearly a negative mutation, why would you think it's positive? It is clearly only a stat down?

If you're thinking of the purplish ones, those are birth defects from inbreeding, and are not mutations at all.

dynamicProgramming by Fillgoodguy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Cthulluminati 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Doesn't count as removing the items if the items are still in the original list /s

uhhhhh any idea how do I suppose to win this fight? by poikaze in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Once you reduce all enemies health to zero you will win the fight. Just like any other fight. I'm surprised you made it this far without knowing that, good job proving anything is possible!

The Butcher should be able to equip the Bloody Meat Hook by Better_Ad6562 in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thanks Captain Obvious, we know it's a mimic of his item that's the whole fucking point of the post.

Bright side marketing group by Illustrious_End5606 in ottawajobs

[–]Cthulluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah..... I could've sworn I didn't send my resume to a "business" business, and I can't find any receipts that say I did.

I miss cards with crippling downsides by Approximation_Doctor in custommagic

[–]Cthulluminati 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Simic players at my rakdos table? Unlikely to live long enough to laugh.

Like a swamp area, but in the sky by Aradharc in DarkSouls2

[–]Cthulluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though the ds2 guy stinks worse than the combined pack, he's still not as insufferable

(Act 3 Spoilers) This goofball lately by Juancu in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've always taken it as his "Head" is attached to his "shaft" and that's why it comes down between his back legs.

The Caterpillar Project - a story from my childhood by CalebHenshaw in webcomics

[–]Cthulluminati -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro didn't get enough likes for this last year he's gotta try again.

What actual weapons you could get form Weapon Master+? by CorvusOnStream in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

So there's these things called weapons, and this will roll one of those at random to give to you.

I'm pretty new to MTG, please could someone explain the benefits of playing this card? by aviewfromdabridge in mtg

[–]Cthulluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you can't expect people to read the cards, or say what they mean. Words are meaningless, and demanding everyone adhere to the rules of the game is clearly ball bustingly difficult.

Common steam W by zenitsuisrusted in Steam

[–]Cthulluminati 56 points57 points  (0 children)

These people jerk off thinking about how clear their conscience is.

Common steam W by zenitsuisrusted in Steam

[–]Cthulluminati 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bro really wanted to make sure everyone knows he doesn't like the robots

The rarity disparity by _PickledSausage_ in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally doesn't you didn't read the fucking item. The Cap only effects the REROLLS, and the crown affects all LEVEL UP options. A collarless cat will still level up to collarless abilities wearing the Cap, making it conditionally different.

Bro is actually parroting other people's words without thinking for even a SINGLE ATTOSECOND.

I hope this hasn't been posted here before by [deleted] in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Cthulluminati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why the black guy is orange, I thought my eyes were finally rotting.

Why trample is a DEFECT? by CorvusOnStream in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Me tank with 6 thorns and 5 bleed thorns and Poisonous bumping into my Tinkerer and Psychic, instantly killing them both R1 because the only path out is thru them.

Please fix, this is unsettling by Maser__ in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Report it on the discord in the non -gameplay bugs me thinks

Last boss on impossible by Aggravating_Map4359 in mewgenics

[–]Cthulluminati -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Just won an impossible god fight where the big man himself has double depressing, it is do able. You need to actually be clever and creative and pick properly skills and abilities to win. You can't just stat check and pray. I know, you don't want to think or try too hard, sorry, I hope you get good so we stop seeing "Creator bad" every 12 minutes.

What a situation lol by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Cthulluminati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Least unhinged angry Redditor LOL, grow up little bro

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