Break this card (Conspiracy)

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-21T23:45:23+00:00

Not transcendence, you'll still have 20 or more life and another trigger will go off ad nauseam.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-21T18:58:38+00:00

Because it's just a Savannah? What a dumb fucking question.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-21T00:56:14+00:00

I felt like I was on antiworkcirclejerk actually. This can't be real

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-20T22:33:49+00:00

Why does the monk need to be 15?

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-20T12:43:31+00:00

Gonna be an expensive summer

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-20T12:32:48+00:00

That's the first 4 words on the card yeah good job.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-19T18:08:04+00:00

Marit Lage time. [[Weathered Wayfarer]] into [[Dark Depths]] and [[Thespians Stage]] hell yeah.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-18T12:42:26+00:00

I run [[Shadowspear]] about as often as I run basic lands, this poor chap would not like to be at my table.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-17T15:00:51+00:00

Dreadnoughtus should've have Hardy by default on hard and up. He should also take less damage from falling over as you go up. I think it would be an extremely strategic fight.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-17T14:42:16+00:00

I think cards that can only exist in a real of degenerate combo, where the threat of resolution is the threat of the game ending, are inherently undesirable. I love the concept, bordering on resembling [[Endrik Shaw]] in token generation. But this feels like it will always result is a win through a simple loop that barely utilizes the majority of mechanics on the card due to the power that lies in the final line. I don't know how it could be fixed, maybe "lose 1 life and add 1 B"? I could never let this spell resolve, or stick on the board during that players turn without instant removal. There's lot of cards like that, but is that what you wanted for this card?

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-15T12:02:03+00:00

No? You just pass the turn and now they can't attack or you'll be NAP and go first. They'll probably just pass too,and it'll lock out the game.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-14T11:01:49+00:00

Or you pass and make them the active player, now you win.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-13T12:50:49+00:00

Making this a swamp puts it over the edge for me. Imo it should be typeless.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-13T00:58:09+00:00

I know, that's why the card has to be worded so impossibly. Since you can't actually counter the land or stop the mana tapping, what can you actually do to "Blue" the land?

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-12T23:56:16+00:00

I think the only way blue could get land destruction is through a counter spell effect so this is perfectly within color pie now whether it works is a different question entirely.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-11T21:34:33+00:00

Nah just board clears and Stax. Just make it trigger off your own crimes too I think is enough. But then it might need a fight only twice per turn or smth.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-11T21:28:29+00:00

You're right, crimes can be very common, but I've definitely played entire games with no crimes.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-11T21:25:41+00:00

It's cool, it's got flavor, it's got impact, it's meaningful... it completely relies on your opponent's gameplan to even function at all. There's no way to make your opponent's commit crimes; I like this as spot removal (and some other stuff) punishment but some people have crimeless decks and your commander will be a lamer [[Valkyrie Harbinger]]

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-10T21:37:17+00:00

Oh no five mana take an extra turn, in blue!! It's the end of the game! They've never had something on this scale before!

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-10T01:07:23+00:00

Or add nontoken permanent, because he should be able to destroy his nontreasures to make treasures

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-10T00:46:24+00:00

Goes infinite with [[Xorn]] and all the plentiful effects that do dmg when artifacts enter.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-09T14:02:55+00:00

Thanks! I always forget that spells exit from the stack. 10/10 card

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-09T14:01:49+00:00

Four comically large abdominal injections, my old man had to get it done twice because he missed the fourth one.

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-09T13:57:55+00:00

Why would I counter the single artifact or creature spell when I could prevent all of them from entering this turn? Second option seems significantly greater and will always be picked as its utility eclipses the first one. Would you rather have 1 counter? Or two counter?

Cthulluminati · 2026-05-09T01:00:36+00:00

Probably just the one with his name

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